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#301763* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<marko> you know after re-watching zack and miri make a porno i realized it's just a movie for hopeless losers like myself who put themself as zack and think they can fuck a beautiful friend and make her their own girlfriend but after trying they realize this movie is full of shit and life just plain sucks
<atlas> wow, that's profound.
<marko> I'm known for that.
<beach> haha
<beach> the ugly truthComment: irc.smashthestack.org #social
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#301782* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
17:40:37 <Symmetry-> THE END OF FILE COMETH
[lots of nothing]
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18:11:42 <Artifice> it cometh like a bowl of frozen gravy |
#301785* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* morbid_cracker (Sarah's@dialup-4.88.9.246.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) has joined #afternet
<morbid_cracker> >.> whatz dis server bouts
<ThunderWolf> everything
* lee_ hands ThunderWolf a spliff
<morbid_cracker> interesting o_O
* ThunderWolf hits, passes to the left and gives lee a blowjob
<+lee_> ^_^ <3
* morbid_cracker blinks and slowly walks away
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#301788* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<13:37> <Billeh> lol chat roulett XD
<13:39> <Rob> welcome to two years ago :P
<14:06> <Billeh> :| i just saw some shit
<14:07> <Rob> HAHHA
<14:07> <Billeh> :| i just saw a guy wanking
<14:07> <Billeh> eeeeewwwwwww |
#301825* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Thrasher]: wow, theres a bill going through Mass legislature that would ban circumscision even under religious reasons
[Buchwald]: No shit?
[Thrasher]: (url removed)
[Thrasher]: you and your damn hoodie people need to stop whining about how "mean it is to a child whom should have a choice"
[Buchwald]: Believe me, if I had been more than 30 seconds old and actually had a say in the matter, I probably would have opted to get snipped. Alas, I was too busy thinking and screaming "PUT ME BACK IN THERE" to really add any intelligible discussion to the discourse that may have occurred in the delivery room.
[Thrasher]: hehe
[Thrasher]: personally Im glad my dick didnt end up sheathed in a water snake
[Thrasher]: I like it not having moving parts
[Buchwald]: True, though I think the female curiosity factor has helped me more often than not
[Thrasher]: plus, I dont ever want my son to go through the horror of some stupid slut 15 yr old he finds to polish his knob to scream in horror when she pulls down his pants
[Thrasher]: See, you learned to use it to your advantage
[Thrasher]: There's another reason: I cannot willingly give my son reasons to idolize Uncle Buchwald
[Thrasher]: THOUGH
[Thrasher]: Itd almost be worth it for the following moment
[Thrasher]: Super Bowl Party
[Thrasher]: we're all in our late 30s
[Thrasher]: My son is 4
[Thrasher]: "Hey son, you know how you asked about why you and daddy look different down there?"
[Thrasher]: "Well, you and uncle Jeff look the same...run out in the living room and show him"
[Thrasher]: and when he runs out in the middle of the party, drops trou and screams "Look Uncie Jeff, we the same!"
[Thrasher]: I can say "Yeah, youre both hung like 4 yr olds"
[Thrasher]: so
[Buchwald]: Ahahahaha
[Thrasher]: maybe I'll just get him circumcized at like, 5
[Buchwald]: Just so you can use the joke?
[Buchwald]: Remind me to avoid your house until your kids are in high school
[Thrasher]: of course
[Thrasher]: thats what children are for |
#301841* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Shadee] if your eating trail mix with peanuts, raisins m and m's and sunflower seeds..don't sneeze into your hand...looks like somebody had massive diahreah all over it |
#301853* (?/55) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DVNT]Zorky> looking for treesome chicks only
<[DVNT]Zorky> :þ
<kz-> trees are your favorite? whichkinda trees?
<[DVNT]Zorky> icelandic one
<[DVNT]Zorky> but only female trees
<kz-> how can you tell their sex?
<[DVNT]Zorky> well you look at there top
<kz-> female has holes and male has branches?
<[DVNT]Zorky> yeah
<[DVNT]Zorky> something like that
<kz-> cool
<[DVNT]Zorky> tho i heard that alaska trees are really slutty
<[DVNT]Zorky> might wana look into that
<kz-> well good luck to you in your search for treesomes
<[DVNT]Zorky> thx :D
<kz-> and just as a hint, try rainforest, i heard it has alot of trees
<[DVNT]Zorky> ah excellent idea |
#301856* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<marko> you know i wish i could put all the irc users i met in my life(from freenode, from sts, from hts, from efnet, from ircnet, from rizon) in one room and then get drunk etc
<marko> and see how it turns out
<marko> probably a fist fightComment: irc.smashthestack.org #social
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#301882* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dvyjones> Lol, I just got an email with a discount for push-up boxer shorts.
<Dvyjones> Being a member of an online gay community has it's... advantages? |
#301904* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Psi: This is sparta!
Vasir: Your mom's a sparta.
Psi: My mom was a city of war mongering warriors that were ultimately conquered by the persian empire?
Vasir: Yup. |
#301967* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(P'[org]asm): im gonna put marmalade on some girls belly and lick it for half an hour
(Dalby): have fun
(P'[org]asm): probably need some fat girl tough, if i want it to last half an hour |
#302002* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AMG87> DONE
<Jinx> done?
<AMG87> yus
<Jinx> were you masterbating
<Jinx> that was fast.
<AMG87> haha not this timeComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302041* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sasquatch: So Apple are suing HTC over patent infringements.
Moth: multitouch?
Sasquatch: 20 different patents.
Moth: good
Moth: Could land apple in trouble with the EU..it's the cool thing that competitors do these days
Sasquatch: It seems they're specifically going after Android.
Sasquatch: They just don't have the balls to take on Google directly, I'd say.
Moth: Oh yeah
Moth: In that case HTC are fine. They licensed an OS.
Moth: Unless they are trying to target their HTC Sense interface?
Sasquatch: Not really sure at this stage.
Sasquatch: A lot of the patents are quite broad and vague.
Moth: In other words, the only harm been done is Apple getting more bad publicity, and their share price dropping futher
Sasquatch: hopefully.
Sasquatch: Unless they get a complete clusterfuck of a judge, or HTC just settle.
Moth: Something tells me they won't settle
Moth: So much to gain from the free publicity
Moth: HTC is still, unfortunately, a relatively unknown company to most people
Sasquatch: So this might make them a bit more popular?
Moth: If this keeps making big news, a lot of people will be hearing their name and hearing of these funny little "Android" phones that don't suffer from the same problems as iphones
Moth: (in b4 headline of tits related apps for android)
Sasquatch: haha
Moth: And if they win, then that would be a scathing entry into the public imagination
Sasquatch: Android: We won't ban tits from your phone!
Sasquatch: Android: We got your tits right here!
Moth: bingo
Moth: (in b4 HTC releases the "HTC TITS" phone.)
Sasquatch: The HTC Bosom
Sasquatch: The back of which is ..."suitably" curved
Sasquatch: And instead of a trackball/optical pad, it's got a nipple.
Sasquatch: Fuck, I've got titphones on the brain, now.
Sasquatch: Maybe I should patent that
Moth: With a custom OS based around the idea of jiggling
Sasquatch: Lick to unlock.
Sasquatch: Infringe THAT, Jobs!Comment: "Good artists copy; great artists steal." -- Steve Jobs
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#302060* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> you know you've been on irc to much when you read a question for a math test and you think someone is asking you a programming question.. |
#302092* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aegis_> np: Ensiferum - Token of Time
<exarch> np: relative ash - bounce
<Aegis_> SECRETS OF TIME ARE CARVED ON THE SACRED WOOOOOD
<Aegis_> youre listening to a song called bounce?
<Aegis_> that does not sound very tr00
<exarch> it's actually not a bad song at all
<exarch> guy's screaming sounds like my mom's when she found out i drank a bottle of whiskey in one night
<Silencia> np: Why do people tell us what theyre listening to?
<PhantomOTO> It's a conversation piece.
<exarch> im listening to real music now, lol
<Silencia> Im listening to fake music
<exarch> lady gaga?
<PhantomOTO> Lady Gaga's as real as it gets. |
#302118* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tristan> what is the count / for the syllables in a / damn mother fucking haiku?Comment: He got the second line right.
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#302151* (?/63) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RayN> The only time you /absolutely/ can't have meat on Fridays in during Lent
<RayN> During the rest of the year, it's okay as long as you do something else to make up for it
<cthuljew> Like cut off a toe.
<RayN> Exactly!
<Twinge> Gogo Samurai Catholics
<cthuljew> "I have dishonored my master, and therefore give up my life... for Lent." |
#302183* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KChasm> ...you ever heard of Korean Raspberries?
<Ataisai> it's like a bronx cheer
<Ataisai> but you can't do it in a room with the fan on
<Ataisai> or you'll die |
#302244* (?/73) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[15:59] pagan_welder: i live in a place where there is mostly blacks and hispanic
[15:59] Rik[sleep]: kfc? |
#302352* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
lonestarnorth: so i had lunch at the mall today
lonestarnorth: i like to do that on mondays so i don't have to make my own lunch, ie can sleep in
lonestarnorth: and i was walking back
lonestarnorth: now, picture a guy 20 something years old
lonestarnorth: walking ahead of you
lonestarnorth: say he was walking past a store window
lonestarnorth: and suddenly he noticed there were BOOBS in that store window
lonestarnorth just as he was passing
lonestarnorth: imagine the look he would make
Scaramouche: heh, okay.
lonestarnorth: i saw an old guy do that
Scaramouche: LOL
lonestarnorth: but for a sale on sweater vests
lonestarnorth: not boobs
Scaramouche: ...
lonestarnorth: i guess your priorities really do change when you get older |
#302401* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Kanra has joined #sscommunity.
Kanra: hey
Drachen: everyone gave up chatting in irc for lent
Drachen: come back after easter
Kanra: lol
Drachen: I am a bot. My sole duty is to relay this message. Have a good day
Kanra: wow
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Dacon: lmao
FMBOT2K: LOL |
#302421* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Deeann: No longer looking...men r douchebags ha
: should I recognize you from somewhere?
Deeann: hey, hows it going?
: going ok, other than trying hard to place your msn identity and failing to do so
Deeann: i'm 20/f your a male right?
: now why would you think that?
Deeann: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
: also, if you're not a spambot please recite the first line of oops I did it again now
Deeann: I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?
: yep, you're a spambot all right
Deeann: Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
: how the hell did I make the mistake of authorizing you?
Deeann: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
: I want to see you on fire while being trampled by elephants
Deeann: Ok go to [Dodgy website URL removed dot com]and click join free on the top of the page baby |
#302430* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[03:57] <@CaptainJistuce> And now my baby needs a new ass. |
#302462* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CoJaBo-Aztec> I amost glued my hand to a cock :/
<CoJaBo-Aztec> *almost
<EntityReborn> wtf?
<CoJaBo-Aztec> ...
<EntityReborn> Haha
<CoJaBo-Aztec> clock, even
<CoJaBo-Aztec> I really should fix that key -_-' |
#302476* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Asha> I'm training to be a tattooist :>
<Asha> like £500 for a couple of days training
<JernejL_Work> you need a college for making tatoos?!
<Asha> No
<Asha> just need my englisha nd maths
<JernejL_Work> definetly that english |
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