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GarySimat: time for my daily posedown in the mirror
Nick Pinciotti: ...........
Nick Pinciotti: don't be that guy...
GarySimat: where i like to stair at the magnficent creation god put on this earth and reflect for an hour of how it doesnt get any better
Nick Pinciotti: you're at my job?
GarySimat: no
GarySimat: definitely not
GarySimat: if i wanted to stare at a bucket of epic fail, i would be though
Nick Pinciotti: because ya know, I wake up every morning and ask myself "how is it legal to be this amazing in every aspect of life"
Nick Pinciotti: they're actually making a scale after me
GarySimat: its not that easy
Nick Pinciotti: on a scale from 1 to Pinciotti
GarySimat: 1 being the best
Nick Pinciotti: false
GarySimat: pinciotti being where you dont want to be
GarySimat: your about " " on the simat scale
Nick Pinciotti: model agencies say to their models "ok pose for me, that's right, give me the Pinciotti"
GarySimat: oh the blowjob
GarySimat: i get it
Nick Pinciotti: you can hear excellence ooze from their pores
GarySimat: the old pinciotti blowjob
GarySimat: ur sister has it mastered
GarySimat: she teach u that?
Nick Pinciotti: I shit rubies
Nick Pinciotti: my hair is made of the pubes from angels
Nick Pinciotti: O.O
GarySimat: qdb time
Nick Pinciotti: god damn it |