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º¹ºº Join» (d3r3k)
(d3r3k) !list
(+zork) lol noob
(+zork) No list here, it says "chat", doesn't it?
(+zork) It means to chat. Not download.
(d3r3k) zork, Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
(+zork) Oh snap!
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[+EccoTheDolphin] women suck
[&PsychoHoseBeast] if yer luckyComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297594* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< lego-> it's confirmed he's dead, according to wikipedia |
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(Stomach) Whee, my voice is back
(Stomach) Finally I can get an erection. |
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Joey: You all are invited to my barbecue!
Carly "Canadian": Will there be food?
Joey: ...No, in America cookouts don't have food.
Carly: Oh, ok. |
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(9:20:16 PM) Salugi: Wtf iis with this fog?
(9:20:35 PM) Salugi: I can't see more than....2.5 houses down my street.
(9:20:36 PM) Noinseir: Ur mom finally emptied her douchebag
(9:20:42 PM) Noinseir: isn't it obvious?
(9:21:13 PM) Noinseir: mhm, that also explains why the fog smells like shame and Canola OilComment: My friends....
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#297723* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[brenna] : so i ordered some shoes
[brenna] : they're shipping from ho chi minh city
Matt : OMG
Matt : YOU made children make your shoe?
[brenna] : good ol' nike sweatshops
Matt : you act like it's not true
[brenna] : seriously never really thought about it until i saw where they shipped from :P
[brenna] : and then "wtf... is that veitnam?" |
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Feilen: Do you watch anime?
nwongfeiying: like the hair on your head or..
nwongfeiying: never mind
Feilen: Do you?
Yaoi: I WATCH ANIME.
nwongfeiying: no, I don't really watch anime
nwongfeiying: last one I saw was Neon Genesis
Feilen: I bet you want to have sex with EVERY charcter in that series
nwongfeiying: and that was like 2 years ago :O
nwongfeiying: YES, I DO
nwongfeiying: LOL
Feilen: Like, ALL OF THEM
Feilen: Even the children.
nwongfeiying: pretty much..
Feilen: ESPECIALLY THE CHILDREN
nwongfeiying: wait..
nwongfeiying: not
nwongfeiying: no, not that
Feilen: See how annoying it is?
Feilen: small child =/= hot anime person
Feilen: animal =/= hot furry |
#297825* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<linbot> New news from forums: Lighttpd/chroot: SSL: not enough entropy in the pool in Linux, Apache, Mysql and PHP (LAMP) Forum
<HoopyCat> hmm, warm over here... did someone entropy in the pool? |
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<+alteridos> Controlling boners, man. It's an art. |
#297858* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
:46] <EchoSystem> I use mirc for bots and XChat for actual shatting
<EchoSystem> chatting*
<Frostfyre> BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
<Frostfyre> you've just been bash.org'ed |
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<Skibblesx> lurker: those colors gave me a seisure
<lurker> you're welcome |
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<Nezumi> ... Erm... I've been struck with a strange thought. In nWoD, spirits are, in part, reflections of our thoughts and feelings on what they represent. So... what does the rising popularity of Moe Anthropomorphization as a way of representing computers and programs mean for computer spirits? o.o;
<Slacker> ...okay, suddenly I might care about nWoD.
<MinceR> :D |
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<Harry> I was fapping, I finished, was wiping off my hand, I sneezed, then my reflexes brought my hand to my mouth and I got all my jizz into my eyes
<Harry> hurts like hell.Comment: irc.p2p-network.net #torrentialstorm
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Kamaris: YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH
Kamaris: i almost went ass to mouth on this one chic...
Kamaris: she did some crazy things with her hands
Kamaris: er...
Kamaris: anyways
loodWork: almost?
loodWork: not even a tease?
loodWork: if the doorstep is clean, you can hang out there. no need to open the door.
loodWork: just sayin... |
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JonathanThompson: BePhantom: if a byte has a logical NOT performed on it, did you just give that byte a hex change???Comment: freenode.net #Haiku
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#MMA-TV@EFnet
<kenozz> probably was gonna get some black guys with 11 inch cocks to tear his asshole apart
<kenozz> i like him actually
<kenozz> small penis im sure
<adarq> best rape scene in non motion picture
<adarq> MR HANDS
<kenozz> i love that one where the guy gets porked by the horse
<kenozz> that horse almost gets his whole dick in
<adarq> come on stud, a few more inches
<kenozz> then the other guy is like " did he cum..... ya he came "
<adarq> then fail
<kenozz> i laughed
<adarq> actually i never saw mr hands
<adarq> lol
<adarq> i just know what its aboutComment: by elo
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<lostcoast> think i'll go find something else to do
<lostcoast> chase the wife around the houseComment: <rockets1201> you "chase" animals
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Sonderblade: calling the logging module doesn't take much cpu right?
nickjohnson: not unless you call it excessively
Sonderblade: 50 times/request?
nickjohnson: that's not excessive, no
nickjohnson: though perhaps a little on the 'verbose' side.
nickjohnson: though perhaps a little on the 'verbose' side.
nickjohnson: oops. ironic.Comment: irc.freenode.net #appengine
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< Mercs> i smoke cock
< CouponWizard> pass the dong |
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lieperjp: wear a condom
lieperjp: be safe ;)
Clifford: I know
Clifford: I've got it covered
lieperjp: no pun intended?
Clifford: :pComment: #controlroom
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<Bigby> where is this jeopardy game
<Dexter345> It's on ABC.
<Bigby> -_-
<mid3vol> lol |
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<ESco> god, i hate books so much
<detcader> they hate you
<ESco> you know what the worst part of reading is
<detcader> your face
<ESco> it's the reading
<detcader> it's the genitalia
<detcader> on your face
<kut> hey hey
<kut> keep it clean
<ESco> alright kunt
<detcader> lmao
<ESco> it's too much reading anyways
<kut> don't say kunt
<kut> kut is already perfection, why fuck it up?
<detcader> fuckut up |
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<skwo> OH F**CK
<skwo> I just wiped half o my os OO
<skwo> is there anyway to restore files that was removed by rm?
<skwo> omg
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to JamesM
* JamesM has changed the topic to: Operating System Development || Version control - it works!
<scgtrp> ok, now that we're all done laughing at you: skwo, depending on the filesystem, you might be able to find an undeletion tool
<skwo> ext3, i dont think there is one exists ><
<scgtrp> there is, although the one time i tried it it didn't work for me
* JamesM shits himself laughing
<scgtrp> ok, so we're not _all_ done laughing |
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<xtal> jesus christ pooped
<xtal> so does barack obama
<xtal> and so do i
<xtal> XTAL FOR MINOR DEITY 2010 |
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