QDB: Quote #301305
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 33 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 53.3% chance of being approved.

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<bob000555> in other news Dana is definitely available on the rebound
<Aerv> Have you put your penis in her yet?
<bob000555> i shall attempt to maneuver into a position where in i can ask her to attend the schools "winter formal" dance with me
<Aerv> Go read Youth in Revolt
<Aerv> don't see the shitty movie
<Aerv> go read the book
<Aerv> it will help you
<avenj> nothing could help him
<avenj> his parents didn't hit him enough
<Aerv> A suicide manual?
<Aerv> I think that could really help him
<avenj> he'd probably fuck that up too
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