QDB: Quote #301126
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 43 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51.7% chance of being approved.

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<+Ifrit> For the record
<+Ifrit> the first time I jacked off this century
<+Ifrit> lasted 12-14 minutes
<jaed> im sorry
<+Ifrit> ended around 05:28 AM January 1st 2010, central european time (GMT+)
<+Ifrit> GMT+1*
<+Ifrit> and was to a picture of a female astronaut in very short shorts doing a foot cycle exercize
<+Ifrit> did that just to make it funny if I was ever asked
<+Ifrit> go me
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