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#302910* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Bin|ux> i need to stop playing WoW... The other day i was talking to
my wife about our scheduled sex on friday night, and i said "I
feel like i'm limited to just Fridays" She said that it could
happen randomly in the week too... I said "yeah, like that will
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#302929* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Spike> Neither of us have a Uterus. Jack PMSing is the closest thing to being feminine that we get.
<&[DA]Crow> lol
<&Jack> .
<&Jack> I don't PMS
<&Jack> ;o;
<+Spike> 18560356 <&Jack> .
<+Spike> ^ Proof.
<&Jack> DAMNIT |
#303002* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
riza: Yea I am afraid of the situation in Korea too.
riza: Sorry wrong window.Comment: in ##slackware at freenode
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#303024* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrtySOUTH> Looks like I'm another victim of "product not looking like the picture on the package".
<DrtySOUTH> :(
<Indogutsu> Eh?
<DrtySOUTH> Wanted a quick midnight snack, so bought some "spicy tomato and cheese italian noodle pasta".
<DrtySOUTH> Looks quite scrumptious on the cover, looks like blood-filled vomit in actuality.
<Indogutsu> ...chances are if it advertises itself as "Italian Noodle Pasta," it's not quite authentic.
<DrtySOUTH> I never expected it to be.
<DrtySOUTH> I know marketing jargon when I see it.
<Indogutsu> What was its brand, Acme?
<DrtySOUTH> From the way the package looked, ShinRa. |
#303039* (?/58) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zeleftikam> HAS ANYONE updated their BIOS from a USB key before?
<jrabbit> some have
<zeleftikam> anyone here?
<jrabbit> NONE LVIE TO TELL THE TALE
<jrabbit> lol
<zeleftikam> hahaha
<zeleftikam> you're funny dudeComment: #subreddit
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#303043* (?/60) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMacC2D> I remember a few years back, Uncle Bill wanted everyone to show him our Wow
<iMacC2D> the horror, oh god, the horror
<iMacC2D> anyway, sleepy.
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<helf|meditating> wait, what? |
#303046* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mike_Wx> i'm looking for a great deal on birkinstocks
<aaron> Mike_Wx: please keep your fetishes to yourself
<Austin> I hear there's a buy one get one when you buy five tie-dye t-shirts and a bong.
<Austin> I believe it was fuckinghippies.com
<Mike_Wx> so austin, when you get your next bong hit take the tshirts and ship me the shoes~ |
#303047* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+nexter> did you guys hear?
<+nexter> Insomniac has signed a deal with EA partners
< Ruin> who?
<+nexter> now that the crown for "king of evil" has passed over to Activision, everyone wants a piece of EA
<+nexter> Insomniac - Ratchet & Clank, Resistance, Spyro
< Ruin> same time the king of evil passed from microsoft to apple
<+nexter> we're witnessing history
< Ruin> evil 2.0 (HD)Comment: #db on the new evil
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#303059* (?/68) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rights> So, who is a male actor people find to be cripplingly attractive?
<Sylocat> David Tennant
<Voct> he can break MY kneecaps! |
#303078* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Inosolan> Nah, we love tea here, nathan.
< Inosolan> No only do we add way too much sweetener to it, but we also love to dress up like Indians and throw it in to our harbors. |
#303102* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ggn> god knows
<nukfuts> k
<nukfuts> he on twitter? |
#303110* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* gabe has joined freedom
<Chocobo> GAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!
<Chocobo> WHERE IS EPISODE 3?
<gabe> im a different gabe
>Chocobo> DAMN ITComment: Wurm
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#303190* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Sarah: what's the penalty for spilling a drink on the coffee table (coke and soju) that accidentally gets the man's psp?
Sarah: and bottom of his lap top
David: I uhhh..well
Sarah: is that like a corner kick bad or like...a goal in your own goal bad?
David: uh, as to the penalty, I think ... you're going to have to use your imagination. It's a two parter.
David: and the second part is a sandwich |
#303271* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< xero> xero@debian:~$ man youre a faggot
< xero> No manual entry for youre
< xero> No manual entry for a
< xero> No manual entry for faggot
< xero> :(
< sudojones> ROFL |
#303309* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BigC> so what do you think about this *LINK TO WEBSITE*
<BigC> its about linux on a macbook
<DES|Inline> i think the apple tech is bullshitting him
<DES|Inline> i have read tutorials on it and stuff
<DES|Inline> i was gonna
<BigC> yes, i do to
<DES|Inline> but i never got around to backing up my stuff incase i f#cked up
<DES|Inline> and apple tries to keep everything apple
<DES|Inline> like i upgraded from 1 gb of memory to 4
<DES|Inline> and at the apple store it cost like $100 for 2 gb
<DES|Inline> and online for the same stuff its $100 for 4
<DES|Inline> wait no
<DES|Inline> it was $200 for 2gb
<DES|Inline> and my computer runs fine
<BigC> I like to think that I am a hard ware inclined guy, but this vr stuff, i dont understand it
<BigC> my bad *vcore*
<DES|Inline> i think its just the temperature
<BigC> oh
<BigC> yea, i think its a bunch of BS also
<BigC> on a slightly different topic watch this video of Java vs. M$ .NET *LINK TO YOUTUBE VIDEO OF JAVA vs M$ .NET*
<DES|Inline> I ran archlinux on it as the sole OS for over a year my I spilled water on it, it does not work. Damn linux...
<DES|Inline> so funny
<BigC> yea i saw that too
<BigC> i lol'ed at it o
<BigC> just watch the video
<BigC> its hilarous
<DES|Inline> listening to musicccc
<DES|Inline> gahh
<BigC> plzzz
<DES|Inline> oonly bc i love you
<BigC> lol i LUV you too DES|Inline
<DES|Inline> LAWL
<BigC> see it was funny
<DES|Inline> damn
<DES|Inline> girls mad hot
<BigC> lol i sent the video to my school teacher
<BigC> he teaches java
<DES|Inline> hhhaa
<BigC> and im not sure about .net
<DES|Inline> yeah i didnt get that
<DES|Inline> what was that meant to be
<BigC> I just sent it to him because he likes open source
<DES|Inline> ahh
<BigC> and because he teaches java
<BigC> but we use winbloz :(
<DES|Inline> whats that
<BigC> windows
<BigC> M$
<BigC> XP
<BigC> haha get it
<BigC> XP
<BigC> lol
<DES|Inline> yeah
<DES|Inline> M$
<BigC> its that crap Operating system from M$ that is vulnerable to viruses and nevers works
<DES|Inline> which one?
<DES|Inline> thats a wide range of products they have made
<BigC> I think all of them
<DES|Inline> truth
<DES|Inline> Hell, even office probably get viruses
<BigC> lol i should put that bashComment: irc.gamesurge.net #DedicatedEliteSoldiers
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#303329* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Grue> That's because you hadn't envisioned a talking, vibrating Joker/Batman double-dildo.
< OWA> bahhhhhhhhh oh dear Jenova, bahhhh gahhh!!!!!\
< Tamber> XD
<@Grue> One of the things the Joker part says is: "I made all of that pencil disappear, can you make all of ME disappear?"
< OWA> do you have these stored up for use later?
< OWA> awwww dear god, no!!!!! bahhhhhhhhh gahhhh
* OWA sits in the coner rocking back and forth
<@Grue> The Batman part has this one in the listings: "I like the dark. Put ALL of me in the dark."
< Tamber> Grue, now you're just being cruel. It's amusing.
< Tamber> :)
< RalphP|Home> Do go on. I'm entertained ;)
<@Grue> Hee!
<@Grue> I figured I'd take a few shots at that target, is all.
< RalphP|Home> It was almost too easy, wasn't it
< RalphP|Home> Of course, when a mind is as brittle as OWA's ;)
* Half just had a horrible mutant thought with that and is in the midst of a gigglefit....
* OWA continues rocking back and forth
< Tamber> Half, Oh?
< Tamber> :)
--- in PM ---
<Half> Tri-penis talking toy. Batman, the Joker, and Sephiroth.
--- back in the channel ---
<@Half> Tamber: I'll lose my job with the evil empire.
< Tamber> Half, ah, that makes it a little more difficult, then.
* OWA keeps rocking back and forth, Kevin Conroy and Bruce Timm will save me...
* OWA looks at Halfie and shivers
<@Half> OWA: I'm behaving myself. I'm not inflicting my horrible mutant idea on you.
< OWA> it would kill me wouldn't it
< Tamber> Most likely.
<@Half> It might.
<@Grue> I can say it involves Sephiroth speaking of his "sword", though.
< Tamber> XD
<@Half> Especially with Grue's further mutation.
<@Grue> ...push a button, and his wing pops out for Extra Stimulation!
<@Half> Damnit, Grue, you're going to make me tell him, aren't you?
<@Grue> I -had- to. Could NOT leave that one sitting unused.Comment: #tsc on Nightstar
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#303333* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<roxXx> Let's get a praccy?
<morph> Can't, have to babysit
<roxXx> Baby can idle next to you right? |
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<Tain> HOLY CRAP, SO THERE WAS A POWER OUTAGE IN MY HOUSE- FRIED MY KEYBOARD, THE BLUETOOTH APPLE ONE TOOK FOREVER TO GET WORKING AND NOW IT GLITCHED OUT AND CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS
<Tain> SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE
<Divine> hahaha
<Spork> JHAHAHAHA
<CuLT> press caps lock
<Tain> NO
<Tain> THAT FREEZES IT
<Spork> oh tain you are the comedy factor of RH
<Tain> AND I HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
<konohahead[wafu]> hahaha
<Spork> that is so going in the quote db
<Spork> also
<Spork> MY KEYBOARD
<Cpl_Ethane> tain just buy a keyboard with a cord
<Tain> IF I PRESS CAPS LOK ITS GOING TO GLITCH OUT AND FLOOD THE ROOM
<Tain> SERIUOIUSKY
<Cpl_Ethane> cool
<Spork> ahah
<Cpl_Ethane> do it
<Spork> do it
<Tain> CPLK THE ONLY ONE I HAVE IS THE ONE THAT GOT FRIED
<Spork> seriously
<konohahead[wafu]> also how does a power outage fry a keyboard
<Tain> NO YOU GUYS WILL KICK ME OR SOMETHING
<konohahead[wafu]> do you have like a G15 or something
<Tain> I DONT KNOW CATHOOD
<Cpl_Ethane> PRESS CAPS LOCK DO IT NOW
<Spork> DO IT NOONE WILL KICK YOU
<konohahead[wafu]> hahaha cathood?
<Spork> haha
<konohahead[wafu]> am i that gangsta
<Divine> haha
<Divine> haha
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<dm> tain is wasted
<mike|mobile> ahahaaha
<konohahead[wafu]> YES
<Cpl_Ethane> HAHAHA
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<Tain> dsaC,
<Tain> AS;C,;
<Tain> A
<Tain> PKOI YVX
<Tain> PKOI YVX
<Tain> C'
<Tain> DSAc,
<Tain> as;c,;
<Tain> a
<Cpl_Ethane> YES
<Tain> pkoi yvx
<Spork> lol
<mike|mobile> tain you stupid fuck
<konohahead[wafu]> AWESOME
<Cpl_Ethane> GO GO GO
<Divine> You've finally reached cathood
<mike|mobile> aaahahahaha
<mike|mobile> this is fucking excellent
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*** Tain has been kicked from #raspberryheaven by Divine (YES) |
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--> Kaelyn (~Kaelyn@Rizon-63657C00.dynamic.mts.net) has joined #anime-planet.com
<Kaelyn> Excuse me, this might be a dumb question. But how do I disconnect?
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<BlueZek> I AM PYROR, THE ENGULFING FLAME
<BlueZek> That's what I'm going to name my son.
<Pantaloons> i am tyrone, the artificially enhanced bodybuilderComment: Rizon.Net, #4chan
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<TheM-netbook> yeah, "god" is a concept more than an actual thing or state of being
<+chaosisorder> Like Duke Nukem Forever?
<TheM-netbook> haha
<TheM-netbook> god is vaporware |
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<Jacqueline> i killed a little boy earlier and stuffed his body in a suitcase
<Jacqueline> it didnt fit very well, so I had to cut his arms and legs off with a chainsawComment: irc.mibbit.net
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: mmm~
You: i like that idea
Stranger: lol
Stranger: f or m
You: male
Stranger: age
You: i have to let you know though, I am a registered sex offender in the state of ohio
Stranger: that makes me more horny
Stranger: wht;s ur age
You: 73
You: i hope you like wrinkled skin and old balls, baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: Omegle
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<Jeff> SHES GOT BIG TITTIES
<Amanda> I do too!
<Jeff> like knocksomeonethefuckoutBIGTITTIES |
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<Kane> apples: when you look at women do you think "...if only she had a penis :(" ?
<apples> no..
<apples> rofl
<Kane> i bet you do
<apples> i WOULD be gay
<apples> you know...Comment: from HTS
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