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<DrtySOUTH> Looks like I'm another victim of "product not looking like the picture on the package".
<DrtySOUTH> :(
<Indogutsu> Eh?
<DrtySOUTH> Wanted a quick midnight snack, so bought some "spicy tomato and cheese italian noodle pasta".
<DrtySOUTH> Looks quite scrumptious on the cover, looks like blood-filled vomit in actuality.
<Indogutsu> ...chances are if it advertises itself as "Italian Noodle Pasta," it's not quite authentic.
<DrtySOUTH> I never expected it to be.
<DrtySOUTH> I know marketing jargon when I see it.
<Indogutsu> What was its brand, Acme?
<DrtySOUTH> From the way the package looked, ShinRa.
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