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#302571* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@und3f> Make hentai, not war! |
#302579* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gallaeaho> god it feels good to not be in a dress |
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<jsmith> how long does a 40gb series take?
<stefan> if it's 720p, a fair whileComment: What's heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
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#302632* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random832> the only thing that doesn't work is half geek
<relsqui> how does half geek not work?
<Random832> if you ever get to the point where you're considering what it would mean to be half geek...
<Random832> ...you're all geek. |
#302653* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mikey> when watching youtube videos i like to put my hairbrush to my face and pretend to sing.
<Didz> ...
<Didz> right
<jumbers> ...
<sonicrules1234> Ok.... |
#302655* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
12:34 -!- Javacat [~ghsgh@unaffiliated/javacat] has joined ##socialites
< tetsuo> Javagato
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Perldog
< tetsuo> Bashpossum
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Cobolcobra
< awilcox> Assemblerpig?
< tetsuo> Fortrannarwhal
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Lispfrog
< awilcox> Ocamlwolf
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Javascriptcaterpillar
< PeanutHorst> We're thinking of this the wrong way
< PeanutHorst> Ristrettopillar
< PeanutHorst> Espressokeet
< PeanutHorst> Mochachihuahua
< PeanutHorst> :P |
#302668* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZenthForbias> That explains so much
<ZenthForbias> My friend and I were talking about not being able to find girlfriends.
<ZenthForbias> And who's standards are higher
<ZenthForbias> I go "Your standards are like... purple drops... Mine are gold."
<ZenthForbias> Then it hit me why I was still single... |
#302681* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EqUaTe> he needs to learn that rape is bad.
<Foxy> lawls im pretty sure he knows that xD
<B-Rad> yar
<B-Rad> I only rape the willing
<Foxy> but its not rape if their willing o-o
* B-Rad is a walking contradiction
<Foxy> x'D |
#302682* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jjacek> Ah, for Delphi, maybe this helps: [link to Delphi UUID generator]
<Renae> Oh thanks ^^
<jjacek> Google can be helpful. :)
<KPaisley> yeah I find random porn using that there google
<jjacek> UUID porn?
* baloo tucks L$1's into jjacket's UUID-string |
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<Ferret> at least now you can brag to your mates about how you scored with Ferret
<Ferret> XD
<@Sephnroth> i can imagine it being very fun with more than two people |
#302717* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sheena_19> i need to contact the oracle,pls msg me if u know him
<NetEcho> the oracle eh?
<sheena_19> yup
<Scrumps> I think the shaman supercedes the oracle.
<NetEcho> lolComment: irc.sorcery.net
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#302719* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zachk> this one time i made out with this gay guy
<zachk> big black dude
<zachk> he promised weed at his house
<zachk> then he touched me south of the equator
<zachk> and i was like WTF
<zachk> and stopped
<antonfire> did you get the weed
<zachk> thats how i figured i was straight
<zachk> it just felt so wrong
<zachk> and no weed |
#302728* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[4:05pm] <rye> how wide is your vagina
[4:06pm] <tober> you could drive a hummer up it
[4:06pm] <rye> i'd like to widen her vagina
[4:06pm] <rye> if you know what i meanComment: I don't know what she means
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#302745* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<liamX> i had an epiphany last night
<storage> when i was young none of the colored pencils were labeled
<liamX> realized how shittily i treat everyone i know
<storage> so i colored people green and water purple
<liamX> RETARD!!! |
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Cop: Sir we have to arrest you
Man: WHAT FOR?!
Cop: you copied 5 props of some guy in gmod |
#302772* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tkdmaster>: and you should explain how the game works :P
<Sakari: Well.
You understand sex dice, yes?
<tkdmaster>: lol nein
<Sakari: ...I feel kind of awkward explaining this concept to my brother's boyfriend.
WAIT WHATComment: tkdmaster is actually Sakari's boyfriend's older brother.
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#302778* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cathode> i just asked if the math was correct...i didn't expect the spanish inquisition!
<jonp> NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
<bishop> NO ONE. |
#302786* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shii> In the distance, I made out a pair of great wings, proceeding towards me faster than I could calculate...
<Shii> ^^
<Shii> Between the wings was a great, dark mass-- the shape elusive, no, beyond my comprehension.
<Shii> ^m^
<Shii> As the figure closed in on me, I began to make out horrid, unearthly tentacles, protruding from the... was it a head? Oh God, the world-destroying face...
<Shii> ^(;,,;)^
<Shii> CTHULHU FTAGHNComment: #raspberryheaven
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#302788* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&wombat> donde esta mi tequila?
<&wombat> yo qiero taco bell
<&wombat> ay-yi-yi-yi! no ma!
10 minutes of silence in the channel later
<&wombat> aahhh...my superior skill in spanish has shamed you into silence |
#302832* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rob-anaut> ok.. so i got up at 7 to go to ecc and help with the play...
<eric the red> alright
<Rob-anaut> i was sposed to b picked up at borgia grade school
but no one showed up
<eric the red> of course :/
<Rob-anaut> so i walked around washmo for a while...
the thing i was waiting at was done at 1, so i left about 12:50
i was walking towards the bridge, hoping i wouldnt have to cross it...
i didnt know who to call that i had a # 4 and andy was on his way to StL and i thought my mom was at a meeting in warenton
<Rob-anaut> so i walked home...
<Rob-anaut> and when i was close to the bridge i tried for like 5 minutes to hitch hike across the bridge
but of course no one stopped
so i was like "fuck it... i'll just walk, hopefully there isnt that many cars"
<eric the red> yeah that bridge isn't to wide at all
<Rob-anaut> not at all
<Rob-anaut> so when there were cars coming both directions i got up on the edge so i didnt slow traffic to much
and ppl thought i was a jumper
so they called the cops
lol
<eric the red> hahahahaha
<eric the red> wow
<eric the red> that was a alol
<Rob-anaut> ya i know
i just got done talking to the washmo cops when i see a waronton cop with his sirens on coming to the bridge
so i was like.. ok.. here we go again.... "ya, im the one pl thought was gonna jump"
lol
<eric the red> haha
<eric the red> so what about sitting in the back of the car?
<eric the red> they just give you a ride across the bridge / home or di dthey not believe you or something?
<Rob-anaut> no... he asked if i wanted a ride home and i was like "ya, sure"
he had stuff everywhere but the back passenger side seat
lol
<eric the red> nice |
#302839* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Muchi> chain-chomp anal beads? kinky nerd sex |
#302843* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
You: Thank you. Your attention and dedication as a grammar Nazi astounds me.
Stranger: No problem!
You: I didn't mean that as a compliment.
Stranger: I took it as one.
You: It's not. Your trying to correct people to a high level of standard over a communication medium that is renowned for being lax on said standards, on a chat site designed to link people together from different countries, most people on these would not have the slightest clue about grammar. Therefore, you are trying to fulfil a useless and annoying stereotype. It's far from a compliment, bitch.
Stranger: Um, okay.
You: Grammar Nazi's piss me off.
Stranger: I like correcting people's grammar.
Stranger: You don't have to call me a bitch.
Stranger: You're being kind of dramatic.
You: The bitch at the end of the statement is emphatic, not insulting, it also happens to be an in-joke with my friends. And this isn't dramatic, THIS IS SPARTAAA! *kick*
You have disconnected. |
#302867* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> I want your ugly, I want your disease
<pitz> i want your everything, as long as it's pee |
#302868* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Also, can haz sudo?
<nathan> Yes
<nathan> There.
<fahadsadah> Thanks
<fahadsadah> rm -rf /
<fahadsadah> Sorry, wrong terminal =/ |
#302883* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> Fuck me. I have a 3 page outline but a 0 page essay.
<PianoMasta7> Schweet.
<PianoMasta7> Shit like this makes my world go 'round.
<[Wrydryn]> I'd like to think that shit doesn't make it go round but take what you get and don't complain right?
<PianoMasta7> Meh. Perhaps.
<B-Rad> shit makes toilet water go right round baby right round
<GeekyLink> indeed |
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