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#305664* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Halt> get an air
<@Halt> macbookair ftw
<!Connor> fuck air.. they're wayyy too small for me
<!Connor> but i could shove it under my shirt at schoool :f
<!Connor> hahaha, listening to music under my shirt in class :3
<@Halt> just get an ipod derp
<!iamalion> ..
* !iamalion facedesked |
#305670* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<meanderLap> according to the UN, in this country there are 103 women for every man
<turd_ferguson> holy shit
<meanderLap> in the ukraine its 117
<meanderLap> wait
<meanderLap> thats wrong
<meanderLap> i meant 103 women for every 100 men
<turd_ferguson> ohhhhh
<turd_ferguson> i was gonna say
<meanderLap> katar and kuwait are the biggest sausage fests
<meanderLap> 33/100 and 74/100 respectively
<turd_ferguson> this intrigues me
<turd_ferguson> oh
<turd_ferguson> that saushage
<meanderLap> haha
<turd_ferguson> i'm hungry dammit
<meanderLap> i wont say anything
<turd_ferguson> thank youComment: #equilibrium
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#305713* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tchiak> Keeping your outward appearance young is easy
<Tchiak> just need to crack open a baby and drink it's blood every so often |
#305715* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Squeeblegirl> hai
<^_^> Hey Ellie.
<Squeeblegirl> hey ^_^
<Squeeblegirl> hows things?
<^_^> Not bad. Either you seem cheerful or you wanted to highlight me. I make everyone smile. :-P
<MightyMick> Bullshit
<^_^> Mickey: ?
<^_^> Oh
<^_^> My username, you fuck-castle.
<MightyMick> Yeah, I still call bullshit
* ^_^ has kicked MightyMick from #thezeppelin (kekekekeke! ^___________________^)
<^_^> zergrushed. |
#305716* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wabbit98> so fun to watch Charlie self destruct
<Omnifario> Are you watching Two and A Half Men too? |
#305721* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PJ>Go fuck yourself. I've got plenty of girlfriends. .-.
<Nio>And Peejee... don't tell me you're the harem type?
<PJ>... No.
<PJ> My name isn't PJ you cunt.
<PJ> WAIT FUCK |
#305738* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sprink> someone told me it was fake and I was just like "wow.. gay"
<sprink> at 6 years old
<sprink> I remember kids in school used to love it though
<kdegel> you didn't go to school, STFI
<kdegel> STFU*
<kaywinnit> lol
<kaywinnit> I was like
<kaywinnit> shut the fuck... in?
<kaywinnit> shut the fuck... idiot?
<kaywinnit> shut the fucking imbecile?
<kaywinnit> shut the fucking input!
<kaywinnit> the robot's version of stfu
<kaywinnit> is stfi
<sprink> stfi does make more sense
<sprink> 'up' makes no sense at all
<kdegel> suck these fucking icocks
<kaywinnit> kdegel wins |
#305847* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* @shukaido is watching "The Arrival"
<@shukaido> with crazy ass charlie sheen
<+Jigsy> What's he waiting for?
<+Jigsy> A shipment of cocaine? |
#305888* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+flabkicks> nicve there's no girls in here so i can relax
<DjQball> haha you sure about that?
* +flabkicks runs away scared
* +flabkicks (~jesuslove@c-68-34-250-158.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit |
#305891* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bentley> Hazul is very pointy.
<HazulChee> How dare you xO
<Rymew> HazulChee: We all know you're made out of pointy
<Bentley> HazulChee: When I hugged you at the zoo meet, you almost stabbed me. D:
<HazulChee> Alas, I failed :( |
#305917* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Ariel: like i said you dont need extra stress.
BogWraith: Yeah, fucking women...
Ariel: lol you know you need us..
BogWraith: Nah, I've got a hand. |
#305936* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JWZepf[ODN]> I reproduce through spores
<Marx[GOONS]> Which brings me to my next point
<Marx[GOONS]> some broad was claiming she's not into guys or girls, that she was asexual
<Marx[GOONS]> And JWZepf[ODN], I asked her if she produced through spores
<%Proximus|Away> "not into guys or girls" means "I'm fucking ugly"
<Marx[GOONS]> She didn't have a fucking clue what I asked her.
<JWZepf[ODN]> p much prox
<Marx[GOONS]> You're pretty much right, prox
<%Proximus|Away> Of course I am, I'm always right
<Marx[GOONS]> This girl was 5'4", 190 lbs and ugly as fuck
<JWZepf[ODN]> thats like a yoga ball shape
<%Proximus|Away> Well of course she didn't know what spores were, you don't get that big from eating fucking mushrooms. Should've asked her if she reproduced by cheesburgers
<JWZepf[ODN]> lmao
<Marx[GOONS]> every sesame seed dropped from the bun produces another one of her |
#305945* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Eltu> Well, after some of what's there... porn will never be the same.
<@Eltu> erhm wrong chan |
#305969* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jarik: i'm so ashamed.
Jarik: i just twittered something.
Jarik: tweeted?
Jarik: twoot?
Jarik: twooted?
Caedes: DEAR GOD!
Caedes: Your first TWEET!
Jarik: not really.
Caedes: The world is ending!
Jarik: its more of a, avenues of contact are limited, last resort measures are taken.
Caedes: Twitter is just a gateway drug to facebook you know
Jarik: fuck that.
Jarik: i'm logging out of this shit right now.
Caedes: lol
Caedes: hahahahaha
Caedes: Hugs |
#305983* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<raRaRa> I'm having trouble mapping a 3d perlin noise to a cubemap. Any suggestion? :)
<Marenz> try swapping x and y |
#306007* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
CrazyL> got an e-mail from the lawyer today saying he's about ready to apply for my permanent residency in the UK
CptDuck> nice
CptDuck> as opposed to the email you got from lawyer after this much time living in the US saying they want to deport you as you were a terrible drain on US resources and a biohazard to boot
CptDuck> oh, and stole US jobs from real Americans
CrazyL> Duck: Nah, America was happy to keep me, so long as I didn't attempt to get any rights there
CptDuck> you should've flown to Mexico and crossed the border, it's how you get to the US and steal social resources and anchor your terrorist babies
CrazyL> Duck: I dropped countless brown babies down the toilet, none of them anchored it seemsComment: Not what it seems....
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#306038* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tgies> wake up sheeple!!!! wake up!!!!.................... sheeple wake up. sheeple please wake up. oh my god wake up sheeple please oh god no wake |
#306091* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
****Hotwire joins #LM
<Jodah>its not a problem until you want to do something legal
<Hotwire>... |
#306099* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< amee2k> blight_: run out of spliffs yet?
< blight_> amee2k: naw
< amee2k> well, if you do you could try licking frogs instead :P
< frogs> <3 |
#306105* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<L-Strife89> My little 10-incher only exists for video games |
#306126* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Glyph_Melancholi> wait.... you mean i WASN't supposed to my savings in it? NOOO!!
<LtBrenton> Glyph_Melancholi, I think you accidentally a verb
<SoobNauce> Glyph_Melancholi: I accidentally your goddammit LtBrenton
<SoobNauce> LtBrenton++Comment: irc.freenode.net #bitcoin-otc
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#306134* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Me: So, I'm absolutely perverted
Me: And you're not used to that?
Her: Hehe , its okay. I'm used to it. It's just such a change from the game form here I was suprised.
Her: I used to play Habbo, I'm used to beating off guys with virtual sticks
Me: Ew...
Her: xD
Her: I mean
Her: ...
Her: like
Her: tree sticks...
Her: oh goodness
Her: that sounded so bad |
#306148* (?/66) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dog> fucking liberals, they bitching about people raising money cos 10 000 people died in japan, but 13 000 aids babies die a day in africa and gamers etc dont raise money for them
<dog> well first japan was a dope place that got decimated, and they actually contributed to peoples gaming fun over the years. So getting them back up and running as soon as possible is in everyones interest and japan actually contributes something to the world
<dog> where as africa is a fuck hole of a money sink that already gets a dick ton of money and pisses it away, and the only thing they contributed to the world was aids
<dog> </rant> |
#306175* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Artifice> ttvd, here's the proper scoped container I failed to find earlier: codepad.org/mefUUHck
<Artifice> Gotta love the sound of that codepad urlComment: EFNet #C++
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#306180* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jessica> WHY IS THIS SO HARD
<Jessica> o gimmi a break
<Jessica> apparently its wrong syntax now
<Jessica> FUCK YES
<Jessica> worked
<Jessica> i hope
<andreas_> sounds like you're having sex.
<yaMatt> in the wrong syntax?
<yaMatt> andreas_, you have weird sex
<andreas_> say the wrong words and a guy will get totally cock blocked and you won't get it in. it's not that weird you know |
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