QDB: Quote #303190
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 42 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.6% chance of being approved.

#303190* (?/42) ⚐Flag
Sarah: what's the penalty for spilling a drink on the coffee table (coke and soju) that accidentally gets the man's psp?
Sarah: and bottom of his lap top
David: I uhhh..well
Sarah: is that like a corner kick bad or like...a goal in your own goal bad?
David: uh, as to the penalty, I think ... you're going to have to use your imagination.  It's a two parter.
David: and the second part is a sandwich
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