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< askhader> Can maple compute the volumes of solids of revolution
< dbelange> if the volume is segmentation fault |
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<Nach0z> Nisha is awesome from what i've heard, yes. but her love of blood and sharp is slightly unnerving....
<Nisha> haha
<Nisha> it's only in my head no worries :P
* Nach0z is afraid for HIS head |
#304266* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(15:29:30) * Joins: Ryft
(15:30:14) * Joins: Fae`liin_M`taali
(15:34:03) * @Kat_Sleeps kicks Fae's and Ryft's internet "BEHAVE!"
(15:34:05) * Quits: +Ryft (Connection reset by peer)
(15:34:13) <@Kat_Sleeps> ...
(15:34:19) <@Kat_Sleeps> I need to stop doing thatComment: Basically in continuation of http://qdb.us/304264
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#304287* (?/48) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Devil_Girl> You know you're pregnant for like, 10 months, right?
<Spartanis> 9 months.. but whos counting?Comment: #perth on AustNet
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#304289* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Vole> ping?
<The_Vole> ACK!
<MinervaKollaa> In space, nobody can hear you ping
<The_Vole> pong?
* MinervaKollaa jettisons Vole off the ISS
<The_Vole> THE STARS, THEY ARE SO BRIGHT
<MinervaKollaa> I know you guys will be best of friends
<The_Vole> THEY ARE TELLING ME TO DO THINGS |
#304313* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stx140d> i have a pentium 90
<stx140d> :P
<guru3> ><
<stx140d> 1994
<stx140d> XD
<stx140d> running windows 98 SE lol
<stx140d> hahah
<guru3> watch out it may hve the FDIV bug
<stx140d> haha
<stx140d> nope it's good
<guru3> lol
<stx140d> 99.97% of the time
<guru3> >< |
#304317* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rolo> What you need is something that makes people say "wow"
<MusashiX90> on ^*:text:*:*:{ haltdef | echo <Neptune> wow
<Rolo> You are in the presence of genius Asterisk. |
#304325* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
wooters: UH OH
wooters: RUNTIME ERROR
wooters: UNABLE TO FIND PARTITION CONTAINING KERNEL
wooters: workstation is fried :o
wooters: there's a snapshot from june 24 named "Before breaking"
wooters: idk wtm
wooters: i dont know if i created that or if you did either |
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<look> you know what?
<Dynaflossy> what?
<look> vaginas are facsinating when you've only heard of them in legends.
<sciencetist> oh i just lol'd |
#304355* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nick1> type /mode _2legit2Quit -x
<_2legit2Quit> what did that do!?
<_2legit2Quit> wtf are u doing?
<nick1> testing
<nick1> Cr***n Mo****ad do you live at **5 S Mc****** St, Charlotte, NC 28204, USA
<nick1> lol
<_2legit2Quit> what?
<_2legit2Quit> wtf
<nick1> is that close at all/
<_2legit2Quit> dude wtf are u doing!/
<_2legit2Quit> change all of that shit back
<nick1> im just wondering is that close?
<_2legit2Quit> pe-**4-0**-046-0**.carolina.res.rr.com is now your visible host
<_2legit2Quit> change my ip back
<_2legit2Quit> or whatever the fuck u did
<nick1> is that address close?
<_2legit2Quit> fuck yea
<_2legit2Quit> thats my house
<nick1> holy shit. |
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<Lenin_White> are we kool?
* PC2 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Chunk2> kool enough to make everyone else look kool by association with us
<Chengis_Kahnbyou> "kool"? What happened to "kewl"?
<Nereid> k00l
<Chunk2> these suckas don't get it
* Chunk2 puts on his shakes
<Chunk2> *shades
<Naut> you now have parkinsons
<Nereid> D:Comment: irc.ppirc.net, #shrinemaiden
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<qazwsx> fried: what was the image?
<fried> hentai
<fried> game
<qazwsx> ah
<fried> tentacle monster
<qazwsx> least it's productive
<kilon> is it possible to make 2 python programms that run in diffirent iterpreters , exchange data between themselves on the fly ? and if yes how ?
<kilon> sorry wrong chat
<qazwsx> kilon: haha
<kilon> hohoho
<qazwsx> sorry, was just the whole "tentacle rape game" followed by "PYTHON!" |
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[23:50] <@Mithos> now I'm pissed off
[23:50] <@Mithos> D:<
[23:50] <+curson> I know the feeling
[23:50] <+curson> it's like when you see the new Linux kernel out and you tell yourself
[23:51] <+curson> "everything is fine my end, no security patch, I don't need to compile and install"
[23:51] <+curson> but then you feel inadequate because all your friends are upgrading and you're not
[23:51] <@Mithos> trueComment: #Dietunichtguten @Quakenet
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Topic: Botacon 2010, Brooklyn Lyceum, 12/11/2010 -> http//blog.makerbot.com/2010/10/21/what-is-a-botacon/
<+Joeman> r0d3nt: do you know what botacon is?
<+psypete> dude
<+psypete> read the fucking topic
<+Joeman> i went to the link but it was all undecided. i mean what type of bots?
<+Joeman> psypete: i read the topic and went to the link, still not enough info.
<+Joeman> it says they are asking for suggestions on topics of discussion.
<+Joeman> but i just dont know what they mean by bots, robots or bots like eggdrops?
<+psypete> yes.
<+psypete> they mean irc eggdrop bots.
<+psypete> it's a convention just for irc bots.
<+Joeman> oh |
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+dist- high fives himself
Ape: mirror-five?
+dist-: no, more like the guy in Village people making the A in YMCA with his arms |
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<stim> my mother is seeing derek acorah for her birthday. she told me how she was excited to see him and i told her she was a moron. she then said "what if he can talk to the otherside" and i said "there is no otherside. there is nothing." and she looked like she was going to cry lmao |
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* RandomTriviaMan picks up a 747.
<RandomTriviaMan> You don't?
<celti> Holy shit!
<celti> Random Trivia Man has super-strength as a power!
<celti> Who knew?
<RandomTriviaMan> I did. |
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10 PRINT "HERP"
20 PRINT "DERP"
30 PRINT "HURP"
40 PRINT "DURP"
50 GOTO 10 |
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<+Kotoni> shit jason says he's cuming over
<+Toy> oh fun
<+X> cumming
<+donnie> u,u
<+Kotoni> comming
<+Toy> tissues on the ready?
<+donnie> *o.o
<+X> ...
<+X> cum
<+donnie> ok...
<+Kotoni> hes not comming in side.
<+Kotoni> its not going to happen again
<+X> cumming inside
<+X> would lead to pregnancy
<+Kotoni> HE WILL NOT SURPRISE ME!
<+donnie> raep
<+X> :x
<+Kotoni> O.o
<+X> o.O;;
<+Kotoni> whatcha talking pervsComment: #ichigos
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<Trivia> 4. Science and Technology : White-out was invented by whos mother?
<cyclone> yours |
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<1>Gay ppl rock
<2>o rly?
<1>yes, rly
<2>no wai!
<1>yes way
<3>lol, epic threadComment: Hot air hand drier, second floor bathroom, science building, Queens College
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Join: agina/<<~Xavier@FUR-546B44D.hsd1.co.comcast.net>>
Mode: <<NovaYoshi>> sets mode: <<+v agina>> |
#304768* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Kitetsu faps defiantly
<AkumaWolf> XD
<Jacob83> he faps... for justice!
<AkumaWolf> y'know... there SHOULD be a Fapman...
<Jacob83> he would be the best hero ever~
<Jacob83> y'know... aside from period girl
<AkumaWolf> yeah
<AkumaWolf> period girl is awesome
<Jacob83> indeed
<Jacob83> ...she can even give guys periods
<AkumaWolf> what was her catchphrase again... "It's that time of the month, evil-doers!"
<Jacob83> hahaha
<AkumaWolf> meh.... better catchphrase than Fapmans... does a soft moan actually count as a catchphrase?
<Jacob83> pff ohb god
<AkumaWolf> it just sucks that usually after using his powers, he has to put himself in jail as well, for 'indecent exposure' and all that... :/
<Jacob83> ...
<Melfice> ...
<Jacob83> ew ew ew, too far that time :I
<AkumaWolf> whaaatt!?
<AkumaWolf> his ultimate attack IS called the 'Money Shot' afterall...
<Jacob83> ...
<Jacob83> pff oh god I shouldn
<Jacob83> 't laugh at tha xD |
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<+`WarpKat> anyone know what the average daily allowance of sodium in your diet is? because i think i just surpassed it 10x over with two $1 Banquet TV dinners |
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<Dohnutninja1337> ok
<Dohnutninja1337> lets play again
<Dohnutninja1337> see who it REALLY is
<@Proximus> I don't like playing with failures.
<@Proximus> I masturbate every night though
<@Twazzlepop> like me!
<@Proximus> so clearly I'm not a failure
<@Twazzlepop> i mean the first part... |
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