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#303642* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*RoadieRich (roadierich@5093C51F.29A3F53C.E922C9DC.IP) has joined #xkcd-hugs
<RoadieRich> is my client now working?
<Mobius_1> no
<RoadieRich> didn't think so |
#303693* (?/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Kitten> I know since Michael Jackson died, people have been missing a white women in their life but come on.
<%Kitten> you can do betterComment: Talking about Lady Gaga
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#303696* (?/62) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Schrodinger> I'm surprised Kazu-kun hasn't jumped you yet Akuma
<AkumaWolf> huh.. why Schro?
<+Schrodinger> Uh Kazu-kun is gay
<AkumaWolf> hahha..
<AkumaWolf> TYPICAL!
<AkumaWolf> !roulette
* AkumaWolf was kicked by Alaric (BANG!)
* %Alaric reloads and spins the chambers.
<+Schrodinger> Dick
<+emmy> bewm!
* AkumaWolf (*) has joined
<AkumaWolf> that was me... commiting suicide... cause I only attract gay men :/
<+emmy> lol
<AkumaWolf> why do you think I don't gym anymore!
<AkumaWolf> fucking instructors!
<AkumaWolf> err... I mean
<AkumaWolf> fucking as in...
<AkumaWolf> they suck
<AkumaWolf> >_>
<AkumaWolf> <_<
<AkumaWolf> and by "they suck" i mean
<+Mindless> you know you like it
<AkumaWolf> their stupid
<+emmy> puns intended, i suppose.
<AkumaWolf> dammit...
<+Mindless> bash.org worthy
<AkumaWolf> don't yo udare!
<+Mindless> well actualy i do dare
<+emmy> hahaha
<+Mindless> emmy, should i do it?
<+emmy> hehehe
<AkumaWolf> if I'm gonna be on bash... I want to be in a quote that makes me seem attractive, funny and awesome... not that it seems like I skrew gym instructors!
<+emmy> go ahead if you really want to.
<+Mindless> O.o
<+emmy> have you ever seen someone on bash like that?
<+Mindless> you now just admitted that you skrew your instructor
<+emmy> besides that, that would only attract more gay men
<AkumaWolf> ....
<AkumaWolf> DAMMI!
<AkumaWolf> DAMMIT EVEN! |
#303736* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Nick90fsx> Does anyone know here when i can download twilight eclipse as dvd rip ..?
<+hLVEHEART> Nick, I'll ask my girlfriend later. Vagina's know more about twilight then I doComment: warez-bb
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#303814* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Karl tries waxing his chest hair with silly putty...
<ax0n> lol
<Karl> hrm. only got one hair.
* Karl looks at jaybird with puppydog eyes. 8(
<extents> u might have slightly better luck using tape
* Karl looks at jaybird with tape. ||(Comment: lag makes things interesting.
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#303861* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cam3> under normal circumtstances i would find being able to spray my poo would be a good thing
<Cam3> but not when it burns
<Cam3> I think Johnny Cash song 'Burning ring of fire' is a good description for it |
#303965* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noms> I have a third generation xbox 360 and a 52" widescreen plasma HD 1080p resolution TV to play it on.
<noms> What have yo ugot?
<Sagacious> ....
<Sagacious> boobs.
<noms> touche |
#303978* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JadeFrog> I treat my body like a truck stop bathroom
<Iridium> "For a good time call my Kidneys" |
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<@just_bean> MIHB Wahaha starblinky Misacorp Aslai cyclone Super_Luigi
<+cyclone> just_bean: ?
<@just_bean> what?
<+Aslai> ?
<+cyclone> What did you want?
<&MIHB> he wants to wake us from our hibernation
<&MIHB> now we rise, filled with vengeance and wrathful anger |
#304043* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DoucheEnrique: hey matthi you know that putting a running computer in a fridge kills it even faster?
Mathii: Howcome?
leeter: thermal shock
Mathii: Whats that?
DoucheEnrique: that too
leeter: when you heat something rapidly and then cool it..
leeter: it shatters
DoucheEnrique: condensed moisture is much more lethal to electrics
leeter: that too...
Mathii: Doood, I'm like an electrician
Mathii: I know what I'm doing |
#304066* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<linux_boom> seventh day adventists REMIXED by pastor J
<linux_boom> feat. god
<EddieGordo> i producedComment: irc.devhat.net #lobby
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#304097* (?/58) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Loskene> also I just had an encounter with myself from the future
<@Loskene> there were 2 slices of pizza left
<@Loskene> and I was going to reheat one
<@Loskene> and one was bigger than the other
<@Loskene> I thought
<@Loskene> hmm
<@Loskene> maybe I should eat the small one now
<@Loskene> future me might want that later
<+Bidoof> eat both now
<@Loskene> but then I said fuck it and took the bigger one
<+Bidoof> eat plate later
<@Loskene> then future me appeared and said hey put that back, I want it in the future
<@Loskene> then I said fuck you Tim and put it in the oven
<+Bidoof> Loskene: dudewhat
<@Loskene> wibbly wobbly timey wimey |
#304104* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phrej> I lived with a female elkhound for a few years. She was dumber than dirt.
<`TJ> you mean she swallowed your seed instead of germinating it?
<phrej> ... |
#304109* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sparticuz> i wouldn't call 1gbps, lightning fast downloads...
<Sparticuz> i'd call it...the internet resides on my hard drive |
#304123* (?/62) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ProfWormbog> yeah, I hope my parents understand when I tell them I want to stay in school to get a master's
<theplic> i dont have the money
<theplic> to get a masters
<theplic> i do have money to buy lots of chocolate bars
<ProfWormbog> those will get you far in life
<ProfWormbog> ice cream as well
<theplic> wouldnt it be wonderful to swim in a tank full of chocolate bars
<theplic> they would be in their wrapper, mind you
<ProfWormbog> and it would be a chilled arena, so your body heat wouldn't melt all the bars
<theplic> yea
<theplic> totallyComment: How a conversation can take a complete turn.
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#304140* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AkumaWolf> ahhh... so stiff right now
<AkumaWolf> (don't quote me on that) |
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<Jaime> that would explain why the panty suddenly became a desert eagle .-. |
#304176* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< nikki93> Phong_: Why do you think you should go with VB?
< Phong_> vb is easy
< Phong_> drag and drop
< nikki93> So is jumping of the top of a roof.
< Phong_> fine i go read c++
< Phong_> brb |
#304179* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+c00kiemon5ter> lol
<+Fusselkroete> lol
<+c00kiemon5ter> lol
<+Fusselkroete> what ur lolling u loller :O?
<+c00kiemon5ter> :D
<+c00kiemon5ter> it was actually going for another channel
<+c00kiemon5ter> but you lol'd back
<+c00kiemon5ter> so I lol'd
<+c00kiemon5ter> :DComment: @Quakenet #dietunichtguten
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#304184* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rosalia> I like Chatroulette. It's good for my self esteem.
<Rosalia> And finding people to talk to immediately.
<sepeck> the channel suddenly feels ... colder ...
<sepeck> :D
<Rosalia> Eh?
<sepeck> finding people to talk to immediately. <-- said... in an IRC channel :)
<Rosalia> Oh.
<Rosalia> Well, you guys are bloody slow.
<sepeck> I'm new
<Rosalia> You hot?
<sepeck> no, it was nice today. only 70 out
<sepeck> oh wait
<sepeck> :) |
#304186* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
00:31 <Meesles\> so ive been playing mafia 2
00:31 <Meesles\> pretty sweet game
00:40 <jimmydorry> i thought it was too expensive
00:40 <Squiggy> I thought it was shit
00:40 <jimmydorry> ^
00:40 <jimmydorry> add that to mine
00:40 <Squiggy> expensive shit, that is
00:41 <Squiggy> If I want to have some expensive shit, I call my dealer >.< |
#304194* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Northbridge> wtf...
<Northbridge> I just typed "/join #youtube" in Chrome :( |
#304219* (?/66) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mara> and I was like "meh, I've got never better to do"
<Mara> *nothing better
<Mara> because ignore my weird typos
<Mara> my brain has shut down
<yitz> Please?
<Mara> *please
<Mara> omfg
<Mara> hahahaha
<Mara> rofl |
#304224* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keen|1> could it be possible to find coal on the moon?
<@Slainchild> no
<Keen|1> maybe graphite is more likely :P?
<@LegalAssassin> lol
<@LegalAssassin> Google "graphite chemical composition" and you'll see why that's funny |
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<Orochi> I have to pee. But I can't. now I'm horny. AND ITS MAKING ME HORNIER. FUCKING HELL
<Orochi> HNNNGGGGRRRRAAHHHH FUCKING PISS ALREADY |
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