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#301741* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Taldor> Why are packp3d, pdeploy, pmerge, ppackage, ppatcher not executable on linux?
<fprimex> diplomatic immunity |
#301751* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> =/
<fahadsadah> I have to live with no bass
<fahadsadah> Because my mum has a headache
<nathan> read that as ass
<fahadsadah> When your mum gets a headache, she turns down your ass? |
#301780* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- iChinchou [~omegle@dyn-pupin-171-83.dyn.columbia.edu] has joined #inportb
< iChinchou> Have you ever had a conversation using solely questions?
<+shortcircuit> iChinchou: Haven't you ever engaged in a contest like this before?
< iChinchou> huh
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#301869* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrYenen> haha
<MrYenen> porn with stories
<MrYenen> (they're called romance novels) |
#301875* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Woldo> Oh, hello there.
<Woldo> I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
<gnarf> the bowler? |
#301935* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sunday [~Sunday@69.73.ztj.ni] has joined #systeminplace
< Sunday> GNAA, ASSEMBLE
Sunday [~Sunday@69.73.ztj.ni] has left #systeminplace []
< Diablo-D3> well, someone should go form the head. |
#301952* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jinx> we're skilled in disneyland
<Jinx> i go in there, act like
<Jinx> well..myself
<Jinx> make a distraction
<Jinx> then jess is look out
<Jinx> and amanda grabs the shit
<Jinx> ;>
<Jinx> fuck disneyland and their $3 waters ._.!Comment: these people are on random-irc, irc.random-irc.net.
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#301987* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HN55> I mean, WTF is "Trig" short for? I HOPE it's Trigonometry, because I can see it being "Trigger" which should be reserved for horses and shotguns - the latter of which I'm DEATHLY afraid was the inspiration for his name. |
#301989* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* DraXxuS is now known as SuxXarD
<SuxXarD> Fuckin' internet.
<DFSniper> lol
<LoopyDood> Holy shit, your name is Draxxus backwards!
<SuxXarD> Yeah..?
<SuxXarD> LOL
<LoopyDood> Mind = blown.
<DFSniper> so was mine
<DFSniper> the first time i saw that
<SuxXarD> You guys are fuckin' noobs.
<LoopyDood> And you're a fuckin' genious
Note** This is an IRC channel for a paintball forum, DraXxuS (or DXS) is a big paintball company. |
#301996* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DellGuy> thats it
<DellGuy> usa sucks cock
<Taerom> ah fuck
<DellGuy> we got beat by the leaf
<Taerom> gonna have to unfriend all my canadian friends on facebook nowComment: 2/28/10 right after the US lost their hockey match
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#302007* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Megadeth] i wonder whart happens when you have bestiality and necrophilia together
[Megadeth] -fux the thanksgiving turkey-
[Jinx] LMFAO
[Megadeth] pre-heat ;oComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302038* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
‹SpiderPig› apazhe.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bookmarks.jpg
‹SpiderPig› Translation of the text in the bubbles "Do you know what the URL to the presidents site is?" - "Yes, it's in my bookmarks"
‹HarryPlopper› really? ubuntu?
‹HarryPlopper› shouldn't it be a bootleg copy of windows xp or something?
‹SpiderPig› how do you even know it's ubuntu?
‹HarryPlopper› color scheme
‹SpiderPig› and more importantly, THAT'S what you noticed?
‹HarryPlopper› also the way the text is rendered
‹HarryPlopper› yes
‹HarryPlopper› this image reeks of gnome
‹HarryPlopper› probably edited in the gimp
‹HarryPlopper› freakin' commies
‹SpiderPig› ..... |
#302045* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jasabella> i have a GC too, they come by every tuesday night
<Artifice> You have to see your gynecologust every week? Dude
<Artifice> Can't type today
<jasabella> Garbage Collector dood
<ttvd> same thingComment: #c++ efnet
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#302053* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* MagicPointMe has joined #inportb
<MagicPointMe> IM GONNA SLICE YOU ITH A RUSY CHICKEN
<Moon_Doggy> no
* GameOver has kicked MagicPointMe from #inportb (for excessive CAPS)
<siski> LOL |
#302058* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djrick2005> out of curiousity. Why does the db keep going down.
<~Tyson_Brooks> lol I hit the wrong button on the wrong control panel.
<~Tyson_Brooks> ment to reformat the second vps and ended up formating the primary that held everything.
<TheNerdTV> LOL. Fail. |
#302062* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@R3M> alone: do you know a mac font which looks like arial, for web compatibility and stuff?
Alone_> gee i dunno
Alone_> perhaps arial?
@R3M> mac has arial? |
#302150* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Taerom> I even ssh into my computer from work so I can check my e-mail
<Taerom> I don't trust those PCs at work, they're windows
<crim-zzz> windoze
<Taerom> who knows how many viruses are on there
<crim-zzz> 42353456235765
<crim-zzz> roughly
<Taerom> yeah just from today |
#302154* (?/74) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KingPoker> No one at work is really suitable.
<KingPoker> All too scientist, like really scientist.
*Debbie has joined #social
<ChewBong> No female scientits?
<KingPoker> 0_O
#Debbie has left #social
<ChewBong> scientists*
<KingPoker> Wahahahahahahahaha
<ChewBong> Whoops...
<Blackpearl> I thought that was pretty okay...
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#302158* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
funbot6000: any person who dies young gets automatic extra cred in the world
nerdgod: If only Brando had snuffed it, too
funbot6000: if the sparkly gay vampire were to die right now he would be lauded as the second coming of christ for the rest of recorded history |
#302160* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Liam: goddamnit its raining inside my house
Liam: no rain you cant come in my house
Liam: that's why I'm in my house
Scaramouche: xD
Liam: you can stay outside rain
Liam: you dont even fit
Liam: youre rain |
#302194* (?/70) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Artifice> Weird
<Artifice> I have a sudden urge to go cut myself, completely unrelated I'm sure
<zaius> Artifice: have webcam?Comment: #c++ efnet
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#302197* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Zerox: im back
Sig: hey
Zerox: what were we talking about?
Sig: oral sex
Zerox: oh |
#302206* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TrumpetSamurai> Well there's a blow to my self-esteem...
<TrumpetSamurai> I typoed the escape key while practicing the "z`\'" section of the typing test and accidentally closed the program.
<TrumpetSamurai> :-/ |
#302212* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Shaded snoozes as the stupid think uploads
* sunny_mousey crochets still
* Shaded crotches
<Shaded> One of those activities should not involve needles kids!
<sunny_mousey> lol |
#302231* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skoo> ] I live on a diet of mostly mcdonalds
<Skooj> ] only thing that makes me vomit is waking up before 8
<Skooj> and that's a reflux thingComment: #ss
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