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This quote has been fermenting for 8 years and has been voted on 32 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51.9% chance of being approved.

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Lollan: um, im doing that right now apparently farmville users outnumber actual farmers in the US 60 to 1
Lollan: 62 million people have signed up for that!
Zashi: .....
Zashi: good freaking jebus fuck stick
Lollan: lmao
Zashi: do you know how farmville works? I don't....
Lollan: barely
Lollan: its a sim, you harvest fruit and shit
Zashi: I assume it's some lame adaptation of harvest moon
Lollan: fertilize your neighbors pumpkins
Zashi: wink wink
Lollan: g'damnit rofl
Zashi: aka "pearl necklace"
Lollan: lol
Zashi: frankly, I think "fertilizing pumpkins" is better than "giving a pearl necklace"
Zashi: 'specially if you got a girl with hoooooj titties
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