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#307677* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andro> makes owls binbag fetish look normal
<Jorfs> it's not funny
<Beans> Oh?
<Jorfs> don't joke about owls binbag fetish
<Beans> I did try to fuck a dead cat, btw. If you'd like to know.
<noontekno> how can someone make tiiim look normal
<noontekno> oh
<Hendricks> ..
<Jorfs> wait binbag fetish?
<noontekno> yeah you make tiiim look like ghandi
<Jorfs> wait, what, dead cat?
<Beans> lol
<andro> ...............................................
<andro> just go away beans
<Jorfs> necrobestiality?!?
<Beans> A ginger tabby I later threw in a river.
<Jorfs> oh jesus christ |
#307680* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Sarig has joined
<Sarig> and he's not even in
<Sarig> so disappointed
<@Z`> he smaller than he claimed eh
<Sarig> I'll admit
<Sarig> didn't plan that one |
#307693* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Snp> oh man
< Snp> just had a shower
< Snp> then the need to fart arises
< Snp> and im like yeah why not
< Snp> notherfucker
< Snp> was a wet one
<@damier> I hate when that happens.
<@ralish> ......
< Snp> damn ass juices. |
#307721* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tickleweasel> it would be fine if you're naturally low on hair and wax your junk, but for people with hairy butts and thighs its still going to end up with your penis head shooting bolts like a tesla coil at the nearest graduate student it can |
#307838* (?/61) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+phyros1417> .png is still a lossy format, though better than .jpg
<+phyros1417> you want true lossless in image formats you need to go with stuff like .tiff or .bmpComment: Digital Media Major
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#307850* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mostlymoron> I was just thinking of the scene in House where he buys the walking stick with flames.
<mostlymoron> And I'm like, "Oh, fuck, if they had that with dentures, that'd be so sick." |
#307986* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<warmBANANAsII> Wtf was that shit network change damn this modem is flakey as fuck ooga
<warmBANANAsII> Word
<[Talk]> up?
<warmBANANAsII> Right on
<[Talk]> watchign mi4 again.. =)
<[Talk]> knee is still causing me isue today.. looks liek I wont be goign anywhere unless it lets up soon.. had a busy dy planned. even had to cancel the guys comign to do drywall. i coudl nto walk to ge th e the gates to release them for them to get in
<warmBANANAsII> Maybe if u lost weight ur knees wouldnt be breaking on you ;)
<warmBANANAsII> *hides*
<[Talk]> old injury with a 100lb jackhammer and rebar, thenthe semi hit me to agrivate it.. so. I am a great candidate for a knee replacement. =)
<[Talk]> but the $40-$65K for oneis killer
<[Talk]> chicken nuggets and seet and sour sauce.. yum!
<warmBANANAsII> Mmm me so jelly
<[Talk]> wha wha?
<Catts> *british accent* Watch closely, and view how these two wild tards communicate with each other. While it looks ridiculous and nonsensical to us.... it has a vast profound meaning to the two creatures. |
#308024* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<logicwrath> im trying to convince my wife she needs to start dressing like this faris_nyannyan_by_kotekigo-d3v5qqf.png
<isaac_> colossians 3:18
<ljrbot> Colossians 3:18 -- Wives, be subject to your husbands, as it behoveth in the Lord.
<isaac_> :D
<ENKI-][> because it is always a good idea to abuse scripture for selfish purposes.
<isaac_> It's the word of god, yo
<luke-jr> a wife's appearance has no purpose other than to arouse her husband <.<
<Nanobot> It also has the purpose of arousing other women so the husband can watch the two go at it
<logicwrath> basically the bible states my wife should be wearing more catmaid cosplay |
#308091* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shaun> Ok, so I'm not going. It's settled. Wheres my book of lies?
* nikkitaa_ hands over the artifact made of human skin
<Shaun> lol
<ToPDoG> is that like a penis ? |
#308112* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Goth43 (~goth@188-169-104-82.dsl.utg.ge) has joined #net.goth
<Goth43> hello?
<Pitr_> is it me you're looking for?
<Pitr_> I can see it in your eyes
* Goth43 (~goth@188-169-104-82.dsl.utg.ge) has left #net.goth |
#308123* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Naomi-tan> im... im not trying... to be cute...
<%Jan> you forgot to say
<%Jan> "b-baka!" |
#308126* (?/77) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
bioweapon777: I HAVE THIS FANTASY
bioweapon777: IT INVOLVES AN ASIAN HERMAPHRODITE
bioweapon777: SHE SHOOTS ME WITH A BLOWGUN CONTAINING A POTENTENT TRANQUILIZER
bioweapon777: I WAKE UP HOURS LATER INSIDE A DARK, DAMP, COLD, WET BASEMENT
bioweapon777: SHE APPEARS OVER ME WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS
bioweapon777: SPORTING A MASSIVE ERECTION
bioweapon777: I IMMEDIATELY ASK HER "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
bioweapon777: AFTER A FEW MOMENTS OF SILENCE
bioweapon777: SHE BALL GAGS ME
bioweapon777: AND INJECTS MY SCROTUM WITH AN UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE
bioweapon777: THIS SUBSTANCE APPEARS TO GIVE ME A MASSIVE ERECTION
bioweapon777: SHE IMMEDIATELY JUMPS ON MY NOW HARD
bioweapon777: COCK
bioweapon777: AND STARTS WILDLY MASTURBATING HER HERMAPHRODITE PENIS
bioweapon777: AS I SHAKE MY HEAD IN FUTILE RESISTANCE
bioweapon777: SHE GRABS ME CHIN
bioweapon777: LEANS DOWN AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYES
bioweapon777: THEN SLAPS ME ACROSS THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES SCREAMING "THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!"
bioweapon777: WE BOTH HAVE VIOLENTLY INTENSE ORGASMS
bioweapon777: I PASS OUT, THEN WAKE UP IN MY OWN BED
bioweapon777: ONLY 6 HOURS HAVE PASSED
Talen Bartlett: WHAT.
Talen Bartlett: THE.
Talen Bartlett: FUCK.Comment: #trollchat
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#308235* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
• MoonlitLullaby smacks LightningCrash with a harp.
<&LightningCrash> Always salmons and harps.
<&LightningCrash> You really need to branch out more.
• MoonlitLullaby whacks LightningCrash around with a large stick.
<&LightningCrash> Blacklight's the guy with the sticks. Try again.
• MoonlitLullaby smacks LightningCrash with a harp.
<&LightningCrash> That's a harp still.
• MoonlitLullaby smacks LightningCrash with a harp.
<&LightningCrash> I didn't feel anything.....
<&LightningCrash> You lyre!Comment: #mane on Blacklnet (blacklnet.no-ip.org)
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#308238* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Teli Vesion(loli.sunkiller): we're arguing over who's stronger
Spacetard: stronger in what sense?
Teli Vesion(loli.sunkiller): genitals
Spacetard: ah ha
Baloo Uriza: I can lift a car with my dick
corwin Gant: Baloo, you should teach a class
Baloo Uriza: The trick is to use the jack points or you'll bend the bodywork.Comment: Second Life in Ahern
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#308248* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Foe> damn funerals
<@Kindamoody> O.o
<Xavier> Awww .-.
* Xavier hugs a Foe <3
<Sirru> Yeah, man. Dead people are so insensitive.
<%Foe> It happens in the worst possible time
<%Foe> now i have to look good
<%Foe> and shave
<Sirru> Yeah. They choose the WORST days to die, don't they?
<%Foe> yea
<Xavier> How insensitive~ |
#308289* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lag> _E0E: I'd be dazed for weeks because 1. a good friend is gone 2. reminded I'm going to go too
<Senix> i'm going to die
<Senix> lahwran: you're going to die
<Senix> we're all going to die
<Senix> get used to it
<_E0E> I often ponder the consequences of me just dropping dead suddenly and someone walking in on it
<Senix> don't be dazed
<Senix> Its fun thinking about how many people you effect.
<Senix> just me being dead, if I died right now, would effect thousands.
<_E0E> highscore! |
#308311* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> I SUCK AT PEOPLE I LIKE
<Pryoidain> OKAY?
<Pryoidain> THEY DON'T LIKE
<Pryoidain> FOLLOW MATH PROBLEMS OR SHIT
<Pryoidain> AND THEN I SEE THEM AND I HAVE REACTIONS THAT ALSO DON'T FOLLOW EQUATIONS |
#308313* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jett1773> Dude, I'm going to get like 9 monitors on my new computer and watch it explode!
<stonie> awesome
<stonie> il bring the c4 =) |
#308445* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SmilingDevil> lucky7id1, OS?
<SmilingDevil> Guessing Windows by your username.
<SmilingDevil> XChat-wdk
<lucky7id1> How would you guess Windows by my username, I must know your sorceryComment: #gaymers
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#308585* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Proletariat Amber Vocabulary: Is the French Revolution over yet? I kinda miss being a princess.
Aurora: I don't know, is it?
Aurora: I've been hiding
The Queen entered chat.
The Queen: oh hai
Aurora: Whoa
Aurora: It's over
Proletariat Amber Vocabulary: According to Wikipedia, it ended in 1799. So I guess it's okay to come out now.
The Queen: what?
Proletariat Amber Vocabulary takes off her dirty commoner costume
Proletariat Amber Vocabulary has changed their name to Princess Amber Vocabulary.
Princess Amber Vocabulary: We were in hiding, because it was the French Revolution.
Princess Amber Vocabulary: But you're here, so apparently it's over now.
Aurora: The timing......was perfect |
#308612* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Celti> IIRC, that was our longest-running game
<Celti> and Excalibur's catching up to it
<Godwinson> But Excalibur is--
<Godwinson> FINE
<Godwinson> I WONT TALK
* Godwinson telepaths
<Celti> I'm getting the urge to type something...
<Celti> what is it...
<Celti> oh!
* Godwinson was kicked from #heimdall by Celti [This is it!]
* Godwinson has joined #heimdall
<Godwinson> IT WORKED! |
#308800* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(22-10-2012 23:21:36) asturel: hmm.. accidently pressed 89 intead of 8 (make -j89 :D)
(22-10-2012 23:22:14) neighborhoodhack: did it go fast?
(22-10-2012 23:22:15) neighborhoodhack: lol.
(22-10-2012 23:22:40) asturel: pressed ctrl +c like hellComment: #cyanogenmod-dev
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#308899* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aesthetics> I do have to go to the bathroom
<Aesthetics> And there are multiple Toxin General level people
<Aesthetics> One of which just recently graced the bowl with his bowel
<Aesthetics> I'm trying to give it time
<Aesthetics> But my hold it threshold is being tested
<Aesthetics> And I think I explained how there's a fabreeze air spray thing in there
<Aesthetics> But it's vanilla
<Aesthetics> Jesus christ is that the worst
<Rienholt> I find cinnamon apple is the best fragrance for covering up the smell of poop.
<Aesthetics> I find no smell that corresponds to something edible to be suitable for covering up dookie
<Aesthetics> Because then you'll get those days where the pestilence is too much
<Aesthetics> And then it breaks the fragrance. It breaks it in twain.
<Aesthetics> And forever your memory is pierced, calling on the smell of cinnamon apple with a spike of chapped asshole. |
#308937* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LimeGreen> You're amazing.
<MrGurns> /poke
<LimeGreen> /tickle
<MrGurns> /punch
<MrGurns> /apologize
<MrGurns> /cry
<MrGurns> /leave |
#308970* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drline> networking is a fucking mess
<~mr_daemon> Nah it's p. simple
<~mr_daemon> As long as you understand what is going on, there's no real black christian magic
<drline> its all the acronyms i know time is saved but general info is lost
<drline> like my mom would be talking about some totally mundane clerical shit but it sounded mega technical due to acronyms
<&AforAnonymous> mr_daemon and then there was double token ring.
<drline> and i couldnt follow anything shed be saying
<&AforAnonymous> and X.25.
<~mr_daemon> I'm a network engineer, not a paleontologist |
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