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#309635* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@AllenBDuMont> Sounds like the preachers that said (and some STILL say) that AIDS is a punishment of God for faggotry.
<@AllenBDuMont> they as well need to be shot in the face
<roanchat> no, AIDS is actually a government conspiracy
<roanchat> to weed out the gays
<roanchat> their next step is to fly planes into the gays |
#309654* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zmoylan-len> make a backup of all your data and upload it as a torrent called wikileaks.insurance.zip :-) |
#309785* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
17:54:31 < fistinggr8> and the staffers are asleep now anyhow
17:54:35 < fistinggr8> money talks :>
17:54:43 < fistinggr8> we have run of the network for a half hour or so
17:57:32 -!- fistinggr8 [~fistinggr@200.79.253.35] has quit [K-Lined] |
#309811* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nvm> all kinds of people on #madoka, huh
<nvm> on one hand you have prima, who writes notes regarding the movie subs in witchrunes
<nvm> and on the other end of the spectrum
<nvm> a man who jizzed on a madokami figure |
#309844* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@sri) today I learned there is a fork of elementary os
(@sri) which itself is a fork of components of GNOME
(@sri) maybe we need a meta umbrella for all these GNOME based components?
(Jasper) sri, "gnome unity" |
#309878* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Joins: Lelio
<Lelio> What's happening kids?
<TheBadSpoon> nothing is happening to the kids
<TheBadSpoon> they are safe and sound
<TheBadSpoon> stop asking |
#309895* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raster> it's the god of this world
<Raster> Internet Explorer
<Pixels> that explains why god doesn't respond to prayers |
#309903* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* castlewars sent out YouTube! What will YouTube do?
* castlewars is now known as YouTube
* YouTube used YouTube Poop
* YouTube is now known as castlewars
<Zelda> i use google+
* castlewars is now known as YouTube
<Zelda> instant ko, now stop pls
<Mimi> ...
<Mimi> Oops...
* YouTube used 592 minute video! It's super effective! A critical hit! GOOGLE+ fainted!
* YouTube is now known as castlewars
<Pixels> YouTube has used Layout Change! Your Pokemon are now confused!
* castlewars is now known as YouTube
* YouTube, that's enough! Get back! Go, FIREFOX!
* YouTube is now known as FIREFOX
* Pixels used Nick Steal
* Pixels is now known as castlewars
* FIREFOX used ADD-ONS! FIREFOX's SP. DEF rose!
* FIREFOX is now known as castlewars2
<castlewars2>
<castlewars2>
<castlewars2>
<castlewars2>
* castlewars is now known as Pixels
* castlewars2 is now known as castlewars
* castlewars (~webchat@host-78-148-8-251.as13285.net) from #smbx Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Pixels!~hi@user/Pixels)))
* Pixels used Ghost!
<Pixels> It was super effective!
<Pixels> Opponent castlewars has been disconnected! |
#309910* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TAsn> I'm apparently a recycling fanatic
* Puppet_Master has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
<TAsn> my last two laptop stands were made of cardboard
<TAsn> (I built them)
<asdfuser> I'm apparently a vegan. My last two meals were fruit.
<asdfuser> (I ate them)
<TAsn> :PComment: #edevelop @freenode
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#309999* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Madgod> I have this bag. Some sort of designer, I don't recall the name and I don't care enough to get up and look.
<Madgod> My sister, other women see it and go omg that must be expensive.
<Madgod> It could be. I got it when I stocked up on my scent at this boutique.
<Madgod> I broke it before I got home and now keep it under the bed to stash condoms and lubricant |
#310286* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ohgeetee`> thats the hard part about fermented food, you have to know you want it later |
#310359* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nawcom> banksy has a zebra cock
<nawcom> trust me.
<nawcom> i know.
<emily> you've bummed banksy?
<emily> art shit on your dick?
<DrNerdware> hasn't everyone?
<emily> hehe
<nawcom> he turned my rectum into a mural criticizing western ideological delusions
<DrNerdware> lol
<emily> hehehe
<emily> so basically he didn't change a thing then
<nawcom> yeah p much |
#310463* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SatNiGHTS> we need to make a PKI pop-up book.
<SatNiGHTS> seuss-it-up
<thebug> cat in the rsa hat
<muchomas> ...and then the Grinch initializes h[0..7] with the first 32 bits of the frational parts of the first 8 primes
<muchomas> excuse me, the fractional parts of the square roots of the first 8 primes
<kp> oh, wouldn't it be sublime, to have a p and q that are sufficently large and prime; we can take a plaintext you see, and apply our algorithm with our public key! but to go back is might prove a difficult climate, instead our key must be private--and we need not compete, trying will turn you as white as a sheet as long as something can prove RSA to be np-complete! |
#310467* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rh2> ever think about the poor guys who found out certain foods were poinsonous?
<rh2> like: poor bob, he licked a tree and died
<rh2> tree must be poisonous
<rh2> stupid bob
<rh2> licking everything |
#310604 (5/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@mentot> Marijuana, 851 1st Avenue #91, Seattle, WA 98104, USA 54.6 F (12.6 C) 49% humidity, wind is calm, overcast
<Jigsy> >Wind is calm
<Jigsy> I bet. |
#310609 (5/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Jigsy frantically runs into the channel with an urgent message.
<Jigsy> The anorgasmic are comin- wait, wait, sorry, false alarm. They're not. |
#310617* (?/5) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ragnarok> why you doin that?
<Jefford> BECAUSE I WANT TO BE THE BEST OF THE VERY BEST
<Jefford> AND MAKE SO MUCH MONEY I MAKE MY OLDER BROTHER JEALOUS
<Ragnarok> This isn't pokemon
<Jefford> I'm asian
<Jefford> life is pokemon
<Jefford> a white man like you won't understand |
#310628* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** f0rm3r has joined #atlanta
<Rezbo> and micheal was trying to lure a hamster up his ass
<f0rm3r> i'd forgotten why i avoid irc
<f0rm3r> thanks for reminding me
*** f0rm3r has left #atlanta |
#310722* (?/5) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Thorres (Thorres@o-56-416-7-52.hsd9.pa.comcast.net) has joined
* Thorres is a diety
<Thorres> deity*
<Thorres> fak
<kerin> don't worry, thorres
<kerin> to err is human
* Thorres :( |
#310725* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evilmeow> oh lawdy
<evilmeow> suddenly i am receiving emails from rogers.com
<evilmeow> in the name of Donald Whatever
<evilmeow> about account updates and charges on my card
<evilmeow> so I look at the emails and they are clearly legit
<evilmeow> so I go to rogers.com customer chat
<evilmeow> and they actually look up the customer and solve the problem, which is a typo in email address
<evilmeow> because Canadians are nice people
<evilmeow> awesome
<r00ster> that is awesome
<evilmeow> because tbh I thought rogers was american
<evilmeow> so I expected the support to call me a nigger and shoot me |
#310742 (5/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dbelange> Front Row Education is seeking a Haskell Web Engineer for a full-time position
<lmt> i watched a short documentary yesterday about a guy in a paraguay slump who organized an orchestra where all the instruments are made from trash
<lmt> you could totally do that with haskell instead |
#310793* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
~ Matsurishi I wonder if qdb is still writhing in its own shit |
#310823* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Aoi-chan> honestly I'm fine with black Helvetica against white
<@Aoi-chan> but the kerning is against the Geneva convention I'm sure
<@Aoi-chan> no one will get that jokeComment: #raspberryheaven
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#310846* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lore> I like to be a sub-contractor.
<CrazyClimber> dru's one now too
<Lore> She's a sub-employee. That's worse. To begin with, she has to wear a uniform.
<Lore> I get most of my work done wearing nothing but a tattered pair of Powerpuff Girls boxer shorts.
<CrazyClimber> sounds like a uniform to me
<Lore> Only when I also put on the epaulets. |
#310900* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kasran: i'm the only rapper who composes his beats on the MOS SID chip
dianne: that... would certainly be an aesthetic
Kasran: suckers who bring 0xBEEF get 0xDEAD |
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