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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 33 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.2% chance of being approved.

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<Aesthetics> I do have to go to the bathroom
<Aesthetics> And there are multiple Toxin General level people
<Aesthetics> One of which just recently graced the bowl with his bowel
<Aesthetics> I'm trying to give it time
<Aesthetics> But my hold it threshold is being tested
<Aesthetics> And I think I explained how there's a fabreeze air spray thing in there
<Aesthetics> But it's vanilla
<Aesthetics> Jesus christ is that the worst
<Rienholt> I find cinnamon apple is the best fragrance for covering up the smell of poop.
<Aesthetics> I find no smell that corresponds to something edible to be suitable for covering up dookie
<Aesthetics> Because then you'll get those days where the pestilence is too much
<Aesthetics> And then it breaks the fragrance.  It breaks it in twain.
<Aesthetics> And forever your memory is pierced, calling on the smell of cinnamon apple with a spike of chapped asshole.
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