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< me-tan> i kinda want to do something mad with one of my MR2s
<%infested> ?_?
<%infested> ...o-one of...d-datto?
<%PenPen> me-tan: when did you get another mr2
< me-tan> PenPen: ive had 2 for ages. one stuck on my driveway and one in a barn
< me-tan> need to get the other one to the barn
<%infested> you need to build one out of the two
< me-tan> and maybe spend some weekends fixing it
<%infested> FRANKENSTEIN
< me-tan> infested: log term plan yes
< me-tan> could be tricky though. barn owners dont know im trans and I was a guy when i went there last...
<%infested> POLICE
<%infested> SOME BINT IS TAKING DA EMARTOOS
< me-tan> :D
<%infested> that, or stuff a sausage down the panties
< me-tan> hahahaha
< automb> Sick bintComment: #o-chan
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#310908* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lutero> That's a lot prettier than one lining. The error was from a rouge space in the modinfo
<Kawa> * Rogue.
<healthire> Your face is a rouge space |
#310924* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aquanight> unrelated subject: are there functional TLS mechanisms for non-TCP connections?
<special> aquanight: DTLS, although its primary purpose is to create vulnerabilities for openssl |
#310992* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wa8op> I dont mind compiling a large toolchain. btw whats a toolchain lol. Can I use Xcode?
<&Sebkinne> :<Comment: another day at #hak5
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#311050* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LolwutPear> bunch of losers
<LolwutPear> liking comic books
<LolwutPear> jesus christ
<LolwutPear> grow up
<LolwutPear> be an adult
<LolwutPear> now excuse me while i masturbate to cartoonsComment: irc.rizon.net #808
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#311052* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Hoffman: Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it
Hoffman: If you don't got it, kill the people who've got it and wear their face as a mask |
#311058* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<izabera> but maybe you *should* remove the accents
* oerjan swats izabera for linguistic heresy -----###
<shachaf> oerjan: a linguist i know says that accents are great
<shachaf> wait, that's linguistic hearsay |
#311067* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
anderson> Well I will have you know I am grand marshal of the dork parade.
<alli> yeah, i saw your underwear |
#311129* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Saithis bites Daytona.
* Celti bites Saithis.
<cyaziris> oh gods
<cyaziris> it's reverse contagious
* cyaziris bites Celti
<cyaziris> I'VE GOT IT TOO
<cyaziris> AVENGE ME |
#311161* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kunwon1> It is one of two robotic drone ships used by SpaceX for its rocket landing attempts, the second of which is named "Just Read the Instructions." The ship titles honor legendary sci-fi author Iain M. Banks; both are names of sentient, planet-sized Culture starships that first appear in Banks' "The Player of Games," according to Tor.com.
<Elench> They aren't really planet sized except in crew capacity
<evolv> Elench, kind of like my balls |
#311201* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@rhelmot> hello everybody
<@rhelmot> zardus mentioned a bit earlier that I was working on a new interface for search strategies
in path groups
<@rhelmot> but the interface got a little more broad than that and "strategies" no longer encompasses
the behavior of it
<@rhelmot> so, in a piece of commentary on the existential meaningless of all this work, I'd like to
rename it to "otiegnqwvk", at the suggestion of fish
<@rhelmot> would anyone be strongly opposed to having an interface named otiegnqwvk |
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<AceOfTricks> I offered him a beer in game and he was like ... I'm under age.
<nacht> .............
<nacht> I was totally that kid in 9th grade
<AceOfTricks> He has super anime sword that talks.
<AceOfTricks> That is his class.
<nacht> Ok I wasn't that kid |
#311258* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< astrid> just leave
< Pentium_> ur not my mom
< astrid> no, i would not have carried you to termComment: bolix
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<ilikemeat> supertuna: wha'tcha doin?
<supertuna> ilikemeat: practicing my psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> (yeah right, psychic powers? like that's real...)
<supertuna> ilikemeat: i know what you're thinking, my psychic powers aren't real, blah blah blah.
<ilikemeat> (omg he does have psychic powers, wth-
<supertuna> ilikemeat: 20 years.
<ilikemeat> how long has he been training f) OH MY GOD I'M
<supertuna> ilikemeat: telling all your friends, don't tell them and i'll give you psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS! wait nvm. i don't even care lol
* 1 day later
<ilikemeat> supertuna: i know what you're thinking, oh no, i lost my powers.
<supertuna> WHERE ARE MY POWERS?! |
#311296* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eric> Gtg I have do do my homework
<Eric> Ill do it later
:: Eric has changed nick to: quit
<quit> FuckComment: Espernet#spacex
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#311318* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fazer> .t 生命总ä¸ä¼šåªå……满悲伤
<Internets>Â [t] [from zh-CHS] Life not only full of sorrow
<laks>Â why are you drug dealing with the Chinese now
<Fazer>Â i'm not
<laks>Â lies
<laks>Â what are you doing
<Fazer>Â i'm noodle-dealing
<laks>Â I guess you could say
<laks> you’re selling
<laks>Â pot noodles
<Fazer> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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jsoft: I am not even authorized to join #feminism. Perhaps I should check my privilegeComment: ##electronics irc.freenode.net
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#311439* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zo> Then again I'd eat a tarantula leg for money, so I'm not one to base picky standards on, my selection of companionship excluded, of course.
<Talgie> As in present company we must taste a certain way?
<Zo> No, although I'm sure you taste just fine, Talgie, stop being self conscious |
#311472* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lex> imagine if humans had butts on the front of our bodies instead of the back
<Fazer> confession: i do that all the time |
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BadSpoon: @1tee: I have a knack for posting semi-relevant things at the right times
I don't really know why
1tee: Because you can read
BadSpoon: by jove I think you've got it
1tee: By golly |
#311563* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Benny-G> o/ Someday, love will find you... o/
* Silverfur hides love in Russian's bed
<Russian> I'll wash the sheets
<Silverfur> i think it got into the mattress |
#311600* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yipdw> I use IRC via a straw
<yipdw> that's why it sucks so much |
#311616* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<salcedo> someone came into #docker on freenode and was like: docker ♥
<salcedo> and a bunch of people dropped |
#311658 (7/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wayfinder> the original aladdin being a fairy tale about a chinese kid btw
<wayfinder> and the lion king is shakespeare rehashed
<wayfinder> so uh,
<T-101> whereas avatar was pocahontas rehashed
<wayfinder> yeah hahah
<wayfinder> and a bug's life was the seven samurai
<GargajCNS> i dont really mind rehashes as long as they were in an interesting new skin
<GargajCNS> also known as the Ed Gein approach |
#311666* (?/62) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SuperNovaSlayer> The best part about growing up where I live is, when you break up with your girl, you go "We can still be cousins, right?" |
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