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#306875* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<ProjectXVIII> Alright, so zeph
<ProjectXVIII> Stat check time.
<ProjectXVIII> Bought to go rescue Yuna when she's getting married
<ProjectXVIII> Tidus has 26 Str, 21 Def, 9 Mag, 5 MDef, 26 Agi, 18 Luk, 21 Eva, and 20 Acc
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<zephyrtronium> you do realize i just left, right?
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<ProjectXVIII> Fuck, you did.
<ProjectXVIII> Dick-
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<zephyrtronium> by the way, my tidus had 38 str by that point
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#306888* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Numb3rs_> hey, i'm supposed to write a C++ program that displays the following prompt: 'Enter the radius of a cicle' and then after it accepts a value for the radius, the program should calculate and display the area of the circle.
<Numb3rs_> can any of you guys help me?
<Stingray_> calculating the area of a circle is a very complex problem
<jp80x0> Numb3rs_, do you know the formula for that?
<Numb3rs_> Area= pi*r^2
<Stingray_> why do you need XOR for?Comment: EFNet #C++
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#306889* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kyle: i might be on myfreecams but just buzz me
Corey: myfreecams? lol
Corey: sounds like a fap site
Corey: ... because it isComment: That wasn't obvious.
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#306926* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<josh> why are people so dumb
<Soviet> Because they don't have Intel Inside®
<synapse> ^ |
#306933* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+UniCav> I can't figure out where all the babies are coming from unless they're using both sides of the condoms
<+MJBrune> UniCav: whats wrong with that?
<+MJBrune> UniCav: double the use half the price@
<+UniCav> LOL yea just defeats the purpose
<+MJBrune> their purpose isn't to pull pubic hairs and prevent orgasm?
<+MJBrune> besides second use on ribbed for her pleasure turns into ribbed for his pleasure >.< |
#306940* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wifewasused> anyone interested in discussing my wife on phone?
<UltimatePOWR> Yes please! She's sitting there, talking on the phone, and she.... she dials a number, but it's BUSY! Oh wow! |
#306966* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
blaine> one time I saw a black guy stomp his foot on the sidewalk
blaine> didn't hear the sound of it until about 5 seconds later
blaine> I don't think black people can distort physics like that, so I think the light hit my eyes, brain saw the image, but when the sound hit my ear, it must have taken a long time for the signal to hit my brain |
#307027* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xander> I think bailey will one day gas himself to death
<FP> Flatulence you mean?
<Xander> Yeah
<Xander> He /smells/
<FP> He's a dog!
<Xander> He still smells >.>
<Xander> He farts and its like being a jew. |
#307097* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Incorporated> Dude.
<Incorporated> Steins;Gate.
<Incorporated> How mindfuck was it.
<Mistelteinn> say nothing
<Mistelteinn> I've only seen one
<Incorporated> lol
<Mistelteinn> I do like the mood setting.
<Incorporated> Did you get to the part with the dildoes?
<Mistelteinn> ...
<Incorporated> ...
<Mistelteinn> You're full of shit.
<Incorporated> You wish I was. |
#307170* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
=coldhead: when i die, please have your way with me |
#307211* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ss23> When flash *doesn't* crash for me its weird
<Tungsten_Jack> too much porn ;)
<ss23> Flash porn? :P
<ss23> You're getting it from the wrong sites!
<ss23> Oh, .onion, so much... *cough* porn...
<Tungsten_Jack> i dont' get it from any sites
<Tungsten_Jack> i get the real deal homie
<Tungsten_Jack> :-P
<ss23> Oh, Freenet? Nice! :D |
#307257* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<frn> ME3 <-- I'm a sad panda.
* `WarpKat deports frn back to China
<`WarpKat> BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
<frn> watch yourself.
<frn> I'm a sad panda, not a depressed dollar. |
#307270* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<abablabab> eugh, people
<abablabab> I like nerds
<abablabab> cos they dislike talking about shit
<abablabab> unlike normal people, who do nothing else
* abablabab climbs under his desk |
#307312* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Coderjoe> how am I supposed to spend money on s3 if i can't push data into it?
< Coderjoe> i'm trying to push the scientific american issues in, and it keeps dropping the connection
< Coderjoe> "connection reset by peer"
<@chronomex> your problem is that sciam isn't a peer-review journal |
#307346* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tautology_Man> I have superpowers because I'm a superhero!
<Tautology_Man> I'm a superhero because I have superpowers! |
#307363* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<agmlego> God that is sexy.
<agmlego> 4700 cores.
<agmlego> In what looks to be a relatively standard 2U.
<Stormgren> dooooooooooooood
<Stormgren> This means we can actually run Crysis at a decent framerate. :P |
#307368* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JoeyJo0> Oh wow, someone told me that 'this guy has acute autism.'
<JoeyJo0> ...what the fuck? |
#307416* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jayson: sure..
Jayson: make it look like you're working
Jayson: vims been open for 10 seconds lol
Craige: Doesn't matter
Craige: ....had hex |
#307421* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jewsdid911> your vaginas become destroyed after sex
<Jewsdid911> it's like fisting jam
<Jewsdid911> it's always better on the first plunge
<Jewsdid911> now if your the 8th dude to stick a fist in that jam
<Jewsdid911> it's gonna be all fucked up |
#307426* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ionzer_> its a good way to get the hang of skeletonizing objects
<Ionzer_> and then ragdolls
<Fozzaroo> I have imported gays into Unreal Editor though :3
<Fozzaroo> errr
<Fozzaroo> guns
<Fozzaroo> not gays .. |
#307485* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
AngelSlayer: euro isnt the same as pound is it |
#307512* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
The finest women I fap to with a passion |
#307580* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DusktheJackal> i signed up for an anthro class at college and realized it wasnt about furries and left
<FancySkunk> What was it? Anthropology?
<DusktheJackal> yeah
<DusktheJackal> why do i wanna study peopleComment: Lol furries
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#307602* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Risugami|Work> a gun that places rectums on walls? genius!
<_303> death by fatal constipation |
#307617* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Hajuu> theres 6.8 billion people
<+CoJaBo> 7 billion now
<+Cradam> i remember when it was 6.5
< Layke> I remember when it was 2.
< Hajuu> No you don't.
< Layke> (Adam and Eve)
< Layke> people not billion :)
<+CoJaBo> How can there be 6.5 people in the world? :P
* Hajuu slices up CoJaBo
-!- CoJaBo is now known as CoJ
* CoJ is half
<+CoJ> Gah, its taken
-!- CoJ is now known as CoJaBo
* CoJaBo doesn't want to get molested by nickserv, see
<+Cradam> Cra :Nickname is already in use. WHA!!!?
<+Cradam> no fair
-!- Hajuu is now known as Ha
< Ha> suck it nerds
<+CoJaBo> "Ha is now known as Guest4327854"
-!- Cradam is now known as sin
<+sin> suck it!
-!- Ha is now known CoJaBo_
< CoJaBo_> Hi guise
< CoJaBo_> I hate evre1ololoo9ololol9ol
<+sin> CoJaBo_: dont do that!
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<+sin> CoJaBo: HA!
-!- sin is now known as Cradam
<+CoJaBo> epic.
-!- Hajuu [~hajuu@r180-216-68-40.cpe.vividwireless.net.au] has joined #web
<+CoJaBo> XD
<+Cradam> Hajuu: you asked for that
<+Killswitch> What the fuck are you faggots doing?Comment: Freenode #web
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