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#82 (6/448) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
#387 (6/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =
#453 (6/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cennt-> "how did your grandma die"
<Cennt-> "she saw me masturbating"
#543 (6/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog?
#565 (6/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux?
#650 (6/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows?
#668 (6/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up
#757 (6/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is?
#774 (6/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.
#932 (6/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
#1577 (6/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room!
#1586 (6/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL
#1595 (6/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons
<Prae_> just as i thought
<k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all
<k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth
<Prae_> LOL
<k-rad-bob> no masturbating
<k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you
<k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick
<k-rad-bob> imagine the sex
#1630 (6/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass
#1732 (6/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are
the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?
#2224 (6/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die
#2361 (6/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha
#2504 (6/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat
#2566 (6/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes
<timmo> MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE
#2752 (6/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)
#3473 (6/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Oh shit who is watching the Olympics
<Guilty> Gay mans dream
<Guilty> In the ice skating relay thing
<Guilty> The guy going next sticks his ass out and the guy before him (skating up behind him) grabs the guy and grinds into his ass and then pushes
#3532 (6/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian"
#3631 (6/172) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> scum: who's "fresh" games?
<ScumDog> mighty - Eidos's new division that is dedicated to bringing over weird imports to the US
<ScumDog> their first titles are Ka and Bravo Music
<TURBOMEAT> and Duel Legaia Saga or whatever
<ScumDog> being released as "Mister Mosquito" and "Mad Maestro"
<metroid23> their first two titles have nothing but "m" words
<ScumDog> what's the Legaia thing called in the US?
<ScumDog> Merlin's Mage Mania?
#3728 (6/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.
<Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be it
#3791 (6/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day
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