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bioweapon777: I HAVE THIS FANTASY
bioweapon777: IT INVOLVES AN ASIAN HERMAPHRODITE
bioweapon777: SHE SHOOTS ME WITH A BLOWGUN CONTAINING A POTENTENT TRANQUILIZER
bioweapon777: I WAKE UP HOURS LATER INSIDE A DARK, DAMP, COLD, WET BASEMENT
bioweapon777: SHE APPEARS OVER ME WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS
bioweapon777: SPORTING A MASSIVE ERECTION
bioweapon777: I IMMEDIATELY ASK HER "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
bioweapon777: AFTER A FEW MOMENTS OF SILENCE
bioweapon777: SHE BALL GAGS ME
bioweapon777: AND INJECTS MY SCROTUM WITH AN UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE
bioweapon777: THIS SUBSTANCE APPEARS TO GIVE ME A MASSIVE ERECTION
bioweapon777: SHE IMMEDIATELY JUMPS ON MY NOW HARD
bioweapon777: COCK
bioweapon777: AND STARTS WILDLY MASTURBATING HER HERMAPHRODITE PENIS
bioweapon777: AS I SHAKE MY HEAD IN FUTILE RESISTANCE
bioweapon777: SHE GRABS ME CHIN
bioweapon777: LEANS DOWN AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYES
bioweapon777: THEN SLAPS ME ACROSS THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES SCREAMING "THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!"
bioweapon777: WE BOTH HAVE VIOLENTLY INTENSE ORGASMS
bioweapon777: I PASS OUT, THEN WAKE UP IN MY OWN BED
bioweapon777: ONLY 6 HOURS HAVE PASSED
Talen Bartlett: WHAT.
Talen Bartlett: THE.
Talen Bartlett: FUCK.
Comment: #trollchat
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