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#309025* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%inline4chan> Nasal Irrigation ahoy T_T
<%inline4chan> Oh god, sweet releif
< me-tan> god a cold?
<%inline4chan> Sinus infection
< me-tan> right. Reminds me of playing Plague Inc on my phone. So far i've managed to kill 6 billion people with McDonalds...
<%inline4chan> 6 Billion people served :3Comment: #o-chan
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#309029* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Namelesswonder> god fucking dammit
<Namelesswonder> carbon nanotubes seemed so promising
<Namelesswonder> now it is as deadly as asbestos
<Natalie> Namelesswonder, well of course it is. What do you expect is going to happen when you take something twenty atoms across and try to force it to pass through something soft and fleshy?
<Natalie> NO SHIT, SCIENTISTS. OF COURSE IF YOU BREATHE IN SOMETHING TINY AND RIGID AND SHARP IT'S GOING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS
<Natalie> LET'S BAN POLLEN BECAUSE IT CAUSES HEALTH PROBLEMS WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE BREATHE IT IN
<Namelesswonder> Natalie, the US government probably would ban flowers
<Natalie> ObamaLawnCare
<Namelesswonder> now substitute probably with very likely
<Namelesswonder> "lolwut that plant produces sperm and releases it into the air? ban"
<Namelesswonder> YOU'RE BREATHING IN PLANT SPERM
<Natalie> like, guys, didn't anyone teach you morons not to breathe in the cloud of dust because it's bad for your lungs?
<HighWire> I wonder how they'd enforce that... "Lookie here Mr. Sprouting Daffodil, what are you upto eh?" Recepiant of the (probably huge) fine: Mother Nature |
#309070* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biff> man, i just polluted the bathroom on our floor to all hell. like, it stunk SO fucking bad.
<Migs> nice job
<Biff> and while in the stall, i heard people coming and going out of the bathroom actually gasping for air
<Biff> i was trying SO fucking hard not to laugh out loud. holding in my laugh was SO hard
<Biff> everytime i heard someone else come in and gasp for air was like "YES!"
<Biff> "ANOTHER ONE!" |
#309091* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<salty> dudes and dudettes
<salty> my room
<salty> smeels
<salty> like
<Moon_Doggy> beer?
<salty> no
<Moon_Doggy> mine smeels like beer
<salty> my gf was just here
<salty> if that is a clue
<Moon_Doggy> slut?
<salty> >.>
<HakFoo> That smell you get when you buy new computer equipment and it heats up for the first timee?
<salty> yes |
#309134* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pritch> sokoro I'm sorry, but you cant make jerky out of women
<pritch> it's highly illegal and frowned upon
<pritch> you can, however, jerky on women, with their permission |
#309170* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Miyako opens Indigo's belly and feasts on his tender innards
<Indigo> o<- .:': -< |
#309193* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Cunt_Destroyer> give me ops
<&homicide> you have ops
<@Cunt_Destroyer> give me them again |
#309258* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< irv> bill gates will trigger his backdoor and all windows workstations/servers will relinquish control to the overlords
< oldtimeynerd> dhs probably has that button
< irv> ya but you know bill has the secret key
< blueskin> then Jobs will activate his secret backdoor and legions of apple fanboy zombies will do battle with MS at the end of the world
< blueskin> only the few Linux users (and that one BSD guy) will be there to save humanity.
< irv> iKill iKill |
#309296* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SightUnseen> I thought of using a magnetron to generate an 802.11 carrier wave, but gave up after I realized how much voltage I'd need for the modulator.
<SightUnseen> Something like 4kV at 16A, in a vacuum.
<SightUnseen> I'd need a decomissioned krytron; and that's put me on a list with terrorists.
<Yoda> they got normal wifi to do a LOS link of about 200miles or so...
<SightUnseen> Yoda: At 1.2kW I could send wifi (literally) to the nearest star.
<SightUnseen> And have every spectrum watcher from here to alpha centauri wanting me in jail.
<~HumanNoMore> but you might get some awesome alien pr0n
<~HumanNoMore> (in a few hundred years :P)
<SightUnseen> Yeah, but it would be vintage and I'm not into that. :P
<MGCJerry> wtf did i wander into... :p |
#309322* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
atari2600a: probably getting another bug
atari2600a: my #2 car is a Mk1 diesel VW Rabbit
atari2600a: come on, a sub-2L diesel 4-door, coupe OR pickup with the ability to run off of WVO? Why WOULDN'T I want one besides age & inability to source parts
adrian: Like the space shuttle! |
#309346* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< meway> bjorn: how do I make brats?
< bjorn> What are brats?
< Frostypants> bjorn: he meant bratwurst. He said he cooked and ate some, so either he learned the answer, or we will never hear from him again.
<snip discussion about English/German understanding of "cook">
< Frostypants> In English, "to cook" includes any form of heating food.
< Frostypants> Also in English, brat is a slang term for an ill-mannered child.
< Frostypants> I got a laugh about "how do I make children" |
#309363* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[19:27] <raxshi> fuck
[19:28] <raxshi> I selected "female" on random when signing up for spotify.
[19:28] <raxshi> Now I get naked dudes ads.
[19:28] <Cial> XD
[19:28] <raxshi> Fuck...
[19:28] <Cial> nice one dude |
#309370* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*while playing with plex media server*
<LordShade> oh shit its matching all the images as well
<LordShade> I thought I would have to do that myself
<LordShade> >named one of my anime folders 'ANIME ON BAKING BREAD' (seriously)
<LordShade> >plex renames it ARTISAN BREAD MAKING
<LordShade> another folder named 'show about chocolate'
<LordShade> >renames it to Chocolate News
<LordShade> some random nig on the front
<LordShade> literally lost it |
#309393* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dee-Icks> i watched Hannibal, now im feeling hungry for some steaks
<+pwn> Try not to watch porn, then. |
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<jerseyboi> my first thought when I received that email was "So it'd be a bad day to put my ornamental dildo collection on display then"
<jerseyboi> my second thought was "I wonder where I can by a framed swastika" |
#309399* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Efreeti> The four elements, like man alone, are weak.
<+Efreeti> But together they form the strong fifth element...
<+Efreeti> Boron. |
#309422* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
18:50 <~jmz> i'll break out the pentagram you get the acid
18:51 <~luke> safe
18:52 <~luke> I'll hold a disk drive up to a magnet and call upon eris to etch
a depiction of the future in the ferrous metal
18:52 <~luke> plug it back into the machine and find it booting to plan 9 |
#309467* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* robacarp drops bass
robacarp ) hm.
robacarp ) it didn't "bass" right...
Hily ) how do you bass right?
sgrace_wrk ) Hily: Well, you catch one first.
sgrace_wrk ) Then you drop it.
sgrace_wrk ) The tricky part is to drop it at the right time.
Hily ) but they wriggled so hard
sgrace_wrk ) Yep.
sgrace_wrk ) They are slippery suckers.
robacarp ) that is why it is tricksyComment: #sparkfun @ irc.freenode.net
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#309510* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~derpcat> I'd giggle if the creator of NTFS killed his wife by chopping her into fragments |
#309522* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dogarrhea> i got a job req for girls gone wild front end developer a while back
<ashnur> you said no?
<dogarrhea> i wanted to be more on the back end (no pun intended)
<min|dvir|us> I dunno if I would put that on my resume.Comment: ##javascript on freenode
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#309567* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
me: sorry, i accidentally the modem
me: which somehow crashed the pc
me: grr annoying computer
emily: lol
emily: Mine does that too actually, computer doesn't understand how to exist without internet
me: to be fair, i don't understand how to exist without internet
emily: Mm, this is very true |
#309573* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<richterbelmont> lite brite was the original minecraft |
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<%UsagiAddict> as a teenager i had more interesting problems than inserting words into twitter over the tweet capacity |
#309607* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SDHawk> can we take a moment of off to the side here
<@SDHawk> and just all agree
<@SDHawk> that fuck the word kaiju why the fuck is it being used outside of niche fandom
<@SDHawk> it's called a giant fucking monster
<@TheGiz> Because the Niche fandom guys made a movie
<@SDHawk> or more commonly, a fucking monster
<@TheGiz> Well, in my experience
<@TheGiz> Kaiju was generally used to refer to the "Guy in a monster suit" variety
<@TheGiz> As opposed to the newer CGI stuff
<@SDHawk> that's the kind of classification only fandom needs
<@TheGiz> And I *AM* a fan of Godzilla style shenanigans
<@TheGiz> Also
<@TheGiz> And I say this with all respect
<@TheGiz> The porn industry has somewhat tainted the "Giant Monster" genre in terms of googleability |
#309609* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nwh_work> LOL! Two articles on MSN News' front page: "Simpson asks panel for parole" and "Simpson's first post-baby pic"
<nwh_work> I bet someone at MSN is going "D'oh!" right now |
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