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01:43 AM] Blarg400000: Corn.
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: I don't have corn
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: any*
[01:43 AM] Blarg400000: THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: any other ideas?
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: WHAT?
[01:43 AM] Blarg400000: [corn flies and stabs Elite]
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: i don't EVEN want to know
[01:44 AM] EliteSlayerX2: and where the hell did the mating thing come from?
[01:44 AM] Blarg400000: BEHOLD!
[01:44 AM] EliteSlayerX2: is this all because I don't have any corn?
[01:44 AM] Blarg400000: I...HAVE LOST WEIGHT!
[01:44 AM] EliteSlayerX2: congrats?
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: how much?
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: TWENTY POUNDS! ALL SUGARS, GONE.
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: MANUALLY!
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: what?
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: [holds up chainsaw]
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: BLARG, LISTEN TO ME
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: I NEED TO LOSE FORTY MORE POUNDS OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: YOU NEED TO GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: [saws off legs]
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: AND THAN
[01:46 AM] EliteSlayerX2: GET YOUR ASS ON A TREDMEEL
[01:46 AM] Blarg400000: BUT MY ASS
[01:46 AM] EliteSlayerX2: or maybe you could consult your doctor with your weightloss problem and-
[01:46 AM] Blarg400000: HAS DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND
[01:47 AM] EliteSlayerX2: aw who am I kidding, SAW THAT FREAKING THING OFF
[01:47 AM] Blarg400000: IT HUNGEERRSSS
[01:47 AM] Blarg400000: FOR MORE
[01:47 AM] EliteSlayerX2: COULD WE CUT THE B-SHIT and find out what I'm going to eat?
[01:47 AM] Blarg400000: Corn.
[01:48 AM] EliteSlayerX2: oh gawd damnit
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