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#302496* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cimon> If I had a dime for all the times I was contacted by banks to inform me my passwords were going to expire, I would have an account in all of them. |
#302505* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Dayla> oh gawd...
<+Dayla> im recruiting people to my anime club from an okcupid troll account
<+Dayla> not something id have expected to be doing... |
#302519* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<syncrondi> where is everyone?
<detcader> dead. Snapple. |
#302525* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Callum> I bet I can make you laugh
<Sherlock Holmes> nope
<Callum> Edward Cullen
<Sherlock Holmes> Edward Callum
<Callum> Fuck youComment: Callum is a wiccan who believes in vampires and devils and demons and gods and such. He takes twilight as a huge insult.
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#302545* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[20:31] <Sierra> "Medicalham" - what a strange nick. Put a space between medical and ham and you get a really weird combo.
[20:32] <PlatinumC> yeah i think thats his nick's point :D
[20:32] <inchustle> medical ham is good stuff
[20:32] <inchustle> gets you twisted
[20:32] <Sierra> There actually is medical ham?
[20:32] <inchustle> yah for sure
[20:32] <PlatinumC> like ham baked in weed
[20:32] <inchustle> lol
[20:32] <Sierra> lolComment: Medical Ham
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#302547* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GManNickG> !fale
<nolyc> [link to picture of a baby with head stuck in baby carriage]
<AstralStorm> anyway thanks, can't stop laughing at myself
<lolfrenz> I don't understand that fail picture
<lolfrenz> plz explain
<GManNickG> well you see
<GManNickG> it has fail
<lolfrenz> where?
<GManNickG> in the picture
<lolfrenz> I don't see it
<GManNickG> its in there
<lolfrenz> point it out
<GManNickG> right there ^
<systemfault> GManNickG: Liar!
<GManNickG> D:
<systemfault> It's there >
<GManNickG> oops, you're right
<lolfrenz> don't tease me
<lolfrenz> explain the joke to me
* sana has quit (Quit: Leaving.)
<lolfrenz> go ahead
<lolfrenz> do it
<GManNickG> no can do
<GManNickG> i could teach you
<GManNickG> buti'd have to charge
<lolfrenz> paypal?
<GManNickG> sure |
#302549* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lee> typing on ipod sux
* B-Rad rotates wheel |
#302553* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HarmoNicks> I just had a cool idea
<HarmoNicks> I reckon you could make an image folder
<HarmoNicks> where if you clicked through it really quickly it'd be animated
<HarmoNicks> like a flick-book
<HarmoNicks> a load of images, but you'd be able to watch it like a movie
<Rosti_LFC> so a GIF, basically
<HarmoNicks> ... yeah
<HarmoNicks> :\ |
#302567* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+crank> at the club i work
<+crank> we were having this dubstep party, with borgore
<+crank> what are the odds of your headliner having to cancel because of a volcano eruption?
<+crank> srsly... |
#302574* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BrendenB> bbr
<BrendenB> er
<BrendenB> wrong channel
<BrendenB> FUCK
<BrendenB> er
* BrendenB (~brenden@brenden.co.cc) has left #freenode |
#302587* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Efreak> go fuck yourself Kayden
<Kayden> Efreak fuck you bitch
<Efreak> FUCK OFF
<Kayden> Efreak I swear i'm gunna fucking kill you man
• Info: (Kayden) opened a query with you: if this stupid shit with Efreak keeps happening I'm not comming on her anymore
<Efreak> ...go fuck yourself and leave me alone or i'll piss in your face
<Kayden> go kill yourslef You have nothing better to do with your life
• Efreak urinates on Kayden
<Kayden> and if you ever did I would your fucking head off with my shotgun little bitch
<Efreak> haha you have a shotgun
<Kayden> You think I'm messing around
<Efreak> how cute
<Kayden> im serious
<Efreak> widdle wedneck
<Efreak> awwwwww
<Kayden> I have a 45 too
<Efreak> awwww
<Efreak> shhhh
<Efreak> im hunting WABBITS |
#302623* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Majataka: Dear Iceland... We said send us CASH not ASH. |
#302627* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(05:23:11 PM) ztecwiz: (link to a screenshot)
(05:23:18 PM) ztecwiz: post tit on facebook
(05:23:20 PM) ztecwiz: ROFL
(05:23:23 PM) ztecwiz: it*Comment: on AIM... ztecnet.net
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#302648* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> hoshit
<B-Rad> I just saw a quote on qdb with bored in it
<B-Rad> you cheating whore!
<Bored> -hands Owner a 20-
<Bored> Dance slut.
<Trancekit> Lawl
<B-Rad> I feel so owned by my own bot right now.Comment: #BoredClub on Gekinzuku
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#302670* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nathan> In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you |
#302672* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(HeX-): its a common expression here in Norway (and everywhere else I suspect) that .uk ppl looks like beached whales when they go on holiday · |
#302678* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@stim> help me make an emotional subsystem for my bot
<@Pyster> why? so it can date people are bad for it? |
#302679* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nickel: Fiend and I were remincising
Nickel: about the days healing Karsa
Lord Socky: You mean ressurecting Karsa.
Lord Socky: I never lived long enough to be healed.
Nickel: We compare how hard someone is to Priest for on a scale of, say, CrusaderTanks that are well geared - Karsa.
Nickel: You, surprisingly, fell at Karsa + 1
Lord Socky: An infinitely increasing cycle!
Nickel: YES
Lord Socky: Because Karsa = Karsa + 1
Nickel: +1 FOREVER
Lord Socky: Therefore Karsa + 1 = Karsa +2
Nickel: Yes
Lord Socky: Using this equation, we can form the following hypothesis
Lord Socky: (Karsa - Karsa) + 1 = (Karsa - Karsa) + 2
Lord Socky: 1 = 2
Lord Socky: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOWComment: Ragnarok Online is a beast.
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#302715* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Thalagyrt: andres just rebooted a server
Thalagyrt: and i was logged in
Thalagyrt: he asked me "hey James are you on mylamp2?"
Thalagyrt: "yeah"
Thalagyrt: "i'm gonna whack it, it'll be up soon"
Thalagyrt: i sent a wall
Thalagyrt: "Andres is whacking it."
Thalagyrt: then immediately after comes the message from root: "The system is going down for reboot NOW!" |
#302733* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Orange_Cat> GRRRRRRRRR
<Orange_Cat> Why do some people spell "supposed" as "suppost"
<Orange_Cat> I hope they don't actually pronounce it like that.
<Fludd> cus they know youll complain about it |
#302789* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jellybean> he wouldnt mind a visit from me.... would you Vrasp?
<Vrasp> that would be great
<Truci> Don't come crying afterwards, I warned you...:p
<Jellybean> oh i think i can handle Vrasp
<Camisado> he'll troll you, Jelly. :(
<Jellybean> lol doubt it
<Vrasp> yeah that's true
<Vrasp> i would just not go to the airport or something
<Vrasp> and be all lolbitch pwnd
<Jellybean> bleh.. you as bad as Minato :(
<Jellybean> fine, ill go visit fury then
<Jellybean> thanks though Vrasp, now i feel so.... nvm :/
<Vrasp> i was just kidding
<Vrasp> i'd go there
<Vrasp> and tell you to put your suitcase on your head
<Vrasp> and then we'd get in my car
<Vrasp> and i'd say tits or gtfo |
#302796* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[10:42] <Georg> Redmanticore
[10:44] <Georg> anybody from finland online ?
[10:44] <danmaster> Redmanticore is always online
[10:44] <Georg> well
<Georg> fukin Redmanticore
<Georg> wake up
<mpb6990> lolol
<+`Queeny> lol
* Georg (Georg@jesus.visited.me.14.years.ago) has left #RSCEmulation
<Redmanticore> lolo
<Redmanticore> i just pretended i was away when it was georgeComment: irc.rizon.net:6660-6669,7000
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#302799* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<filer> GRAGHRHRGHHGHHH SO STUPID
<filer> Microsoft Data Transformation Services Designer = MSPaint for Enterprise Databases
<herf> heh
<herf> i hate that shit
<filer> technically, it is scriptable
<filer> however
<filer> drawing a single line to export a single database table produces a 1400-line vbscriptComment: #swn seattlewireless.net
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#302814* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Oranjer> this language of yours treats my ears like a cheap whore
<+Palomides> how would you know how a whore treats your ears :/ |
#302825* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crOw> Could you send me a picture message from your phone to my email? Mine won't allow it for some reason.
<vanguarde> Sure.
*five minutes later*
<vanguarde> ...dude, how young is she?
<crOw> Uhm.
<vanguarde> ....
<vanguarde> I'm just going to pretend you didn't ditch the LAN party to seduce a teenage girl. |
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