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EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Would you be interested in purchasing 8 assorted EA Sports titles at a reduced price?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Limited time only, low low price of $16 for the lot
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: TUCKER!
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: I'm talking to you
Zhyth: Thomas.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Cole
Zhyth: First of all, which EA Sports titles would be discussing here?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Let's see...
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Madden 04
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NHL 03
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NFL Gameday 01
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: MVP Baseball 03
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NHL 01
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: FIFA Soccer 02
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Madden 05
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NCAA Football 04
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Grade-A shit right there
Zhyth: Secondly, what format, namely, what gaming system, might they be for?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: PS2
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: except FIFA soccer
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: That's PS1
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Justin said, and I quote, "i will purchase them"
Zhyth: Then no, Thomas, I would not.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: So these are going fast
Zhyth: Give my congratulations to Justin on an excellent purchase.
Zhyth: As I, alas, find myself lacking a Playstation of any type.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: He hasn't agreed to it as such, yet
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Then get one
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: You can't afford to miss these games
Zhyth: Negatory, mein commandant.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: This is top-of-the-line digital sports right here
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: When I asked Travis how sure he was that he wanted them, he replied "100%"
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: There's some serious competition here, Tucker
Zhyth: Well then, you have a bidder war on your hands.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: What's your bid?
Zhyth: Between the parties of Travis McSumka and Justin McBrown.
Zhyth: My bid is -$42.
Zhyth: Note the negative.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: bitch ho
Zhyth: Thomas.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: That's what Justin said, too
Zhyth: -$42?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: negative dollars
Zhyth: Ah.
Zhyth: Well, Thomas, I would only accept these EA Sports titles if you payed me to do so, as I have no urge to play EA Sports titles.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Why not?
Zhyth: Considering that sports games in general are, how you say, piss poor.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: But these are the creme de la creme
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: How is it in English
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: The canine's genitalia
Zhyth: Well, since you put it that way...
Zhyth: No. |