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[17:49] <+KuntaLaRainbow> I just had the most entertaining bus ride
[17:54] <+KuntaLaRainbow> first, some loud bitch "muthafucka... muthafucka... remember how that muthafucka's <somethin'> smelled like marijuana but he said it was... muthafucka... muthafucka got more marijuana... marijuana... muthafuck.."
[17:55] <+KuntaLaRainbow> got quiet for a seconds and they I heard her say "damn planet venus"
[17:58] <+KuntaLaRainbow> after everyone transferred, I got this huge fat person sitting right next to me in what used to be the other aisle seat... breathing sounded like a fat dog gettin' laid
[18:00] <+KuntaLaRainbow> then I hear a *cackle* *pause* *hahaha* *two deep breaths, loud guffah, mumble* "girl's comatose" *continued laughing*
[18:01] <+KuntaLaRainbow> *a minute or two of quiet* "Anyone got any food stamps?!"
[18:01] <+KuntaLaRainbow> "...to sell?!"
[18:01] <+Korsharat> Are food stamps not fully digital by now?
[18:02] <+KuntaLaRainbow> I dunno. I'm not poor
[18:03] <+KuntaLaRainbow> but the bus station I transferred at is near a homeless shelter, so maybe they've gone digital since this person was last able to qualify |