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#305765* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MissMayhem> im a fat art whore
<MissMayhem-isNOTashark> i get in yo face, and scream " ten dolla sketchy sketchy ME DRAW YOU LONG TIME!!! SKETCHY SKETCHY HAPPY ENDING!!!"Comment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#305782* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drac> going to my house to watch jackass 3 on bluray 55" tv
<Drac> the shit coming out of bam's ass will be so real you could smell it
<+y007ghg7> loled |
#305804* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< bmg1> is grub2 able to boot an image?
<+bonsaikitten> bmg1: only PNG and BMP, no JPG |
#305805* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pocketace> woah natedogg dead?
<JonnyCash> he died?
<JonnyCash> wtf.. how?
<pocketace> complications from a stroke he had few years ago looks like
<pocketace> shit way for a rapper to go
<pocketace> to be big in the afterlife as a rapper you need to be shot, not die at home in your sleep, thats gay
<Jolt2> At 41
<Jolt2> Damn
<Jolt2> I had to google him
<Jolt2> Didn't know who he was
<Jolt2> He looks old
<pocketace> guess you dont listen to hip hop
<JonnyCash> wtf
<JonnyCash> how can you not know who nate dogg is
<JonnyCash> he's been around since the 90's
<kReep69> west sieeede!
<Jolt2> I listen to music
<JonnyCash> do you know who dr dre is? or eminiem?
<du_> even JonnyCash millionaire knows who nate dogg is, and he has real eclectic taste in music
<Jolt2> Unfortunately, I've heard of eminiem
<JonnyCash> yeah.. same thing
<JonnyCash> even if you don't listen to him.. he's been in tons of popular songs.. in movie sound tracks.. it's almost impossible for you to not have ever come across him
<Jolt2> Maybe I don't watch movies
<Jolt2> Well, I do, but I tend to avoid movies which has rap/hiphop stuff in it
<Jolt2> Whenever I hear rap or hip hop, it makes me rage
<JonnyCash> you prob have issues then
<Jolt2> I just dislike noise
<du_> probably have supressed homosexual tendencies
<du_> do you rage when you hear isaac hayes, parliament, nina simone, and miles davis?
<du_> how do you react to miley cyrus and taylor swift?
<pocketace> du_, all music makes me rage
<pocketace> when i listen to hip hop i wanna bust a cap in a nigga
<pocketace> when i listen to miley cyrus i wanna bust a bust a cap in miley cyrus
<pocketace> when i listen to Barbara Streisand I wanna bust a cap in my own ass
<kReep69> hehehe
<pocketace> so its all relative
<kReep69> what about metal?
<pocketace> metal? 10 niggasComment: #seo efnet
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#305832* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<graphitemaster> it's ductape, not ducktape.
<graphitemaster> the others are impostors!
<q66> graphitape
<graphitemaster> graphiterape
<graphitemaster> the latter is more adhesive :P |
#305845* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<i7> man that shit just seems offensive
<hawk> what, sex?
<i7> "here im too lazy to do anything for you, so heres something for you to help yourself out with"
<i7> no toys
<i7> unless its just like a friend or something
<i7> or family member
<hawk> whoa what kind of family are you in
<i7> ?
<hawk> "here sis bought you a gift"
<i7> yeah so?
<hawk> ... nothing
<i7> do you not get along with your sister or something?
<hawk> no it's just
<hawk> nevermind i guess
<vector40> inf that falls in the category of something regular people don't do
<i7> probably because yall have terrible relationships with your siblings |
#305901* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kryl-Guy: Hmmm..
Kryl-Guy: Apparently Valve is going to break their mold of amazing games with POrtal 2.
Kryl-Guy: Portal 2 is allegedly going to not be fun.... I call.. shenanigans.
NightfangShade: Source?
[TXF] AshTR/Neybulot: HOW DARE YOU
Kryl-Guy: Dudes in TF2.
Kryl-Guy: I lol'd.
[TXF] AshTR/Neybulot: IN THE HOUSE OF VALVE, YOU SPOUT THIS BULLSHIT
NightfangShade: lolololol
Kryl-Guy: lololololololololololololol
[TXF] AshTR/Neybulot: TRAITOROUS FOOL, I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWNComment: Context is in a Steam chat
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#305911* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< firefly> i bought 'MalwareAnalysts Cookbook Techniquese'
<~jnbek> HACKER!!!!!!!!!!
<@Bob> Firefly hacked me last night, if you know what I mean!
< ss23> He used a trojan? |
#305920* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<midas> i just looove sb :D
* +rascalli loves SB & SEX
<midas> who doesnt love sex?
<+rascalli> my wife ??
<+rascalli> lol
<midas> lol :P
<midas> thats bad dude :p
<+rascalli> I know |
#305951* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[janice_le_darke] okay, i've heard about guineas are they still used?
<Qbert> yes, but as collectors and investors only, or if u buy hores
<Qbert> horses*
<Qbert> srt that came out wrong!!!!Comment: irc.core-exiles.com #core-exiles (a guinea is an old form of UK coinage)
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#305996* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<urbex> men in black suits show up at your door "sir, we have reason to believe you're negatively affecting our communications with satellites that don't exist"
<Shadow> well
<Shadow> AMSAT is amateur radio sats
<Shadow> so it'd be more like a bunch of bearded old men w/ walkie talkies
<Shadow> and they'd be like "Good evening. Uh, can we see your rig?"
<urbex> oh..heh...my bad. Skipping back and forth between windows...didn't parse AMSAT as amatuer sat at first
<Shadow> you'd become the local radioclub's fox
<urbex> i think that would suck more than having the MIB show up
<Bunsen> Somehow, MIBs sound less intimidating when they're 80 years old, nearly spherical, and riding Hoverounds. |
#306071* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< withnail> They warned me about crack, but they should have warned me about pussy. One taste and I was hooked. |
#306095* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HAL9000> reality is the new fiction
<DJOrwell> long live the new fleshlightComment: #mindprobe on irc.esper.net
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#306150* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sleepynate> [6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[6~[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C~.
<sleepynate> [1;3B[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C[1;3C
<popey> I agree!
<sleepynate> you should have seen the other guy |
#306269* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Diqbuht> Im quite partial to superflat, the art style, not the breast sizeComment: #lulz
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#306278* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Anto: Oh gawd,and you don't know how much I desire it right now
Anto: Xerox
Nazaryn: XEROX INDEEDComment: Fucking love phone autocorrect <3
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#306281* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AnonShaw> protesting with a guy fawkes mask can get you laid
<AnonShaw> I rest my case |
#306295* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HockeyInJune: This is serious guys. Did you that 1000 buffer overflows get exploited every nanosecond?!
jtd: no, i didn't that
jtd left the room (Kicked by HockeyInJune (smartass)). |
#306315* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BadSpoon> I'm tired of this
<BadSpoon> you can't just keep shitting me out
<BadSpoon> shutting |
#306316* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The annoying part of wanting to know everything about everything is that it somehow always results in only knowing something about something |
#306327* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yaMatt> lorddelta, Debian and Gentoo are in a totally different league
<ShaneM> Gentoo is for people with OCD |
#306338* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Fallingwater posts a link to porn]
<feep> oh god
<feep> Fallingwater: so I click that
<feep> and it loads and loads
<feep> and in another tab I go open a minecraft forum thread
<Fallingwater> this isn't going to end well, is it
<feep> with a creeper
<feep> and the image loads
<feep> and the video starts
<feep> and it's like
<feep> [creeper] pchsshhhhhhh
<feep> it was deeply unsettling.Comment: #tropers on irc.esper.net
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#306360* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<testicle> the brain can do over 30,000 sub-consciously
<OBudista> wat
<@bildramer> I can do over 30000 subconsciously |
#306364* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< MattR> funny how my IBM fibre channel switch looks like a black version of a silkworm.
< beeMind> Silkworm_missile ?
< MattR> brocade silkworm.
< beeMind> boring! |
#306381* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Chappo: this is going to sound heinously racist
Chappo: but have you noticed how asians have a particular body odour?
Chappo: just had two guys here buying something off me
Chappo: now the house smells asian
Chappo: ....just saying
wilk0r: lol, its true, but dependant on which kind of asian
wilk0r: also how orthodox they are culturally
wilk0r: because you'll find particularly potent asian species going on in traditional dishes
wilk0r: *spices
wilk0r: wow
Chappo: lol
Chappo: so good
wilk0r: not a typo for the UN... :/ |
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