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#306872* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Howie|train> CoJaBo where are you from?
<+CoJaBo> Howie|train: Earth.
<+Howie|train> CoJaBo.where on Earth?
<+CoJaBo> Land.
<+Howie|train> CoJaBo a land called?
<+CoJaBo> I call it... Earth.
<+CoJaBo> Do you want directions? :P
<+Howie|train> CoJaBo go on
<+CoJaBo> Howie|train: You take Exit 42B at the Local Group, hang a right at the Milky Way- it'll be the third rock after you pass the Sun.
<+Howie|train> CoJaBo oh thanks I might viset your planet soon
-!- Howie|train [~Dudley-pu@82.132.136.185] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
-!- Howie|train [~Dudley-pu@82.132.248.118] has joined #defocus
<+CoJaBo> Howie|train: Yeh, I hate it when your wifi drops when you go into warp-drive :/
-!- mode/#defocus [+vvvv Howie|train Javacat hyd konr] by eir
<+Howie|train> me too
<+Howie|train> then I have to wait for voice again
<+CoJaBo> lol |
#306886* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LilSis> OH GOD
<LilSis>THESE PEOPLE
<LilSis>HERE
<LilSis>I FOUND A BUNCH
<LilSis>WHO SAY MACS ARE THE BEST COMPUTERS EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
<Senix> oh god
<Senix> Kill them with fire!!
<Senix> no, wait, not fire. With Macs
<Senix> say
<Senix> "WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW!?!?!?"
<Senix> As you smash his/her head in with a G4 |
#306894* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Where is the tundra located?
You: near the poles?
Stranger: i think
You: well that was easy.
You: unless
You: ITS A TRICK QUESTION
Stranger: oh god
You: RUN
You have disconnected.Comment: apst
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#306907* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+garrett> i need to go to the dispensary
<+garrett> but then i remembered that they made them all illegal
<+garrett> :|
-!- ResistLegal [~anon@mo-217-129-2-35.netvisao.pt] has joined #2600
-!- mode/#2600 [+v ResistLegal] by code
<+psypete> ^ |
#306923* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Legion> Ok so like
<Legion> 9/11 this year
<Legion> 10 year anniversary, right?
<<Legion> What comes before and after 10?
<Legion> 9 and 11
<Legion> ILLUMINATI
<Legion> Therefore, God exists.
<Legion> jew$ |
#306958* (?/64) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Shaico: Sup
MrPoniator: What'cha guys doin'?
Efreet (~yaigpjdnw@protectedhost-798477E9.dyn.iinet.net.au) joined the chat room.
Efreet: PoniesComment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306963* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-Nightstar- [Syloq] Happy Birthday Nightstar! Nightstar is 13 today. Feel free to stop by #Nightstar and send your birthday wishes, flames, death threats, and/or lameness!
<[ka]killer> really? nightstar is a teenager?
<Kazuma> it's official~
<[ka]killer> should we start expecting it to be more rebellious and split more often now?Comment: well... more then it already splits...
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#306986* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Mr_Shifty> Elrond> Well, let's not start sucking each others' quarterstaves quite yet. |
#307031* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DannySwish: quesadilla |ˌkāsəˈdēyə| noun
DannySwish: a tortilla filled with cheese and heated.
BitZero: A quesadilla is a tortilla filled with heated?
DannySwish: that makes more senseComment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307035* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jesus> I only label parts of my wife.
<SatNiGHTS> arm...ear...
<myself> "IN" and "OUT"?
<delink> IN and Auto-MDIX |
#307064* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CombustibleLemons has been listening to LemonRant on a loop for hours
CombustibleLemons: I WILL PUNCH LIFE'S MANAGER IN THE FUCKING FACE
CombustibleLemons: WITH LEMONS
CombustibleLemons: HIS FACE WILL BE INSIDE OUT
CombustibleLemons: IT WILL BE A ONE DIMENSIONAL MANIFOLD EMBEDDED IN THREE DIMENSIONAL SPACE
CombustibleLemons: IT WILL NOT EXIST
CombustibleLemons: AND THEN I WILL BOMBARD IT WITH LEMONS
CombustibleLemons: NOT LIMES
CombustibleLemons: LIMES ARE FOR FUCKING RETARDS
CombustibleLemons: THE LEMONS WILL EXPLODE IN THEIR FACES
CombustibleLemons: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
CombustibleLemons: I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN
CombustibleLemons: BURN
CombustibleLemons: WITH NAPALM
CombustibleLemons: BUUUUUUUUUUUURN
CombustibleLemons: BUUUUUUUUUUUURN
CombustibleLemons: FIRE AND FLAMES
CombustibleLemons: WITH A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER
CombustibleLemons: FILLED WITH LEMONS
CombustibleLemons: THAT ARE COMBUSTIBLE
CombustibleLemons: AND YOU WILL BE STANDING THERE
CombustibleLemons: SAYING TO YOURSELF
CombustibleLemons: WOW THAT GUY REALLY HAS A HANDLE ON LIFE
CombustibleLemons: HE CAN SIMULTANEOUSLY KEEP A HOUSE AND BURN OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES DOWN
CombustibleLemons: I'm done with that monologue
GravePony: when does my little pony airComment: #pony on WyldRyde
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#307073* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I-Blz: Halo was not shit. Even the one with the closest to an excuse plot, Reach, had a better plot then, say, MW2.
Jaff: but MW2 is Pure Shit
Jaff: like fucking awful
I-Blz: EXACTLY.
Jaff: being better than PURE SHIT doesnt mean GOODComment: OverTheGun.com
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#307077* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+ixpemJMn> every time you masturbate, you kill hundreds of thousands of living creatures
<+ixpemJMn> unless you are sterile then fap away |
#307172* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
patsfanczar: hey, wb
platnicat: Hai
patsfanczar: any plans for tomorrow?
platnicat: The usual
platnicat: Porn
platnicat: Porn
platnicat: Porn
platnicat: Then porn
platnicat: Possibly porn
platnicat: A bit of porn
platnicat: Then, if I have time, porn
patsfanczar: can I porn with you, maybe?
platnicat: <.< Maybe
patsfanczar: will porning include awkwardness?
platnicat: Probably
***patsfanczar nods, "is awkwardness bearable?"
platnicat: Possibly
patsfanczar: cool, ima porn with you tomorrow, then
platnicat: YayComment: FurNet, PM
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#307174* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nightwalk> cardamon: Also, don't get me wrong. I'm an equal opportunity basher. The main problem I have with gentoo and arch is that they're like scientology -- not so much religions as they are dangerous cults
<ayecee> with less celebrities
<cardamon> I can't speak to arch, but I can speak to Gentoo.Comment: #Linux on freenode
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#307177* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phanboy4> I am Tim Schafer's bitrch
<phanboy4> and I cannot lie
<Afthartos> phanboy4: are you one of those that would let tim schafer to surprise buttsecks you if he told few jokes before it?
<phanboy4> probably
<Vagabond> lolComment: #gog
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#307184* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enchilado> meway went where lots of men have gone before.
* Yubaba refuses to grow up
<Yubaba> lol
<meway> enchilado, your x?
<enchilado> Haha.
<meway> not my fault brew
<Frostbite> lmao
<enchilado> actually that's probably true
<enchilado> the latter half anyway
<Frostbite> thats enchilados sister?
<Yubaba> meway you were probably with mine to
<enchilado> she's a bit like that these days, AFAIK :(
<meway> oh gaud rofl |
#307192* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhelic> I'll never forget the day I saw a young girl on some trashy talk show say "my man loves me, he even lets me super size" |
#307227* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< meway> Freeyorp, how do I make people a GM on the other server? :s
< o11c> meway: GMs are done by login, not by world
< meway> o11c, but I can't make a gm on the other server for w/e reason
< o11c> whoever is a GM on the login-server, is a GM on every char-server than connects to it
< meway> apparently not...
< o11c> I could try to fix your problem but expect that it will go away
< meway> good sir...'
< o11c> it's probably something you don't understand properly about the save dirs
< meway> explain?
< meway> should I symlink the files?
< o11c> no
< meway> kk
< meway> idk whats wrong
< o11c> ONLY ONE SET OF FILES IS USED FOR THE LOGIN-SERVER
< meway> right
< o11c> using symlinks will only cause pain
< meway> so theoreticly I can remove the save file in login...?
< o11c> *which* login ?
< o11c> if you try when you're sober, I'm sure it will all work out
< meway> the login in the folder where the login server is not located in any pre directory
< meway> care to do testing and see what you come up with?
< o11c> I know it works
< meway> my server disagree's....
< o11c> I can guarantee you, meway, that your server is only doing what you're telling it to do
< meway> I'm only doing to it what I was instructed to do so..
* meway points finger
< meway> I have an idea lets see
< meway> o11c, solbers up a little bit
< meway> I meant /me
< meway> xD
< meway> I guess not enough
* meway solbers enough to realize o11c is right once again
< o11c> s/solber/sober/
< meway> yea thatComment: Meway frequently commits the unforgivable crime of asking questions to someone specific (who is often not there)
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#307283* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
RedNifre left the chat room. ("Verlassend")
SeySayux: Whenever I see yet another German XChat user with the default quit message "Verlassend", that somehow makes me picture someone being relieved after a defecation. (Might have something to do with it being similar to the Dutch word "verlossend", which means relieving) |
#307288* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DivineEntity> I want to make big monies !
<DivineEntity> maybe time to take up blow jobbin
<notdavis> I dont think blow jobs are where the big monies are
<lisa> depends on volume and skill.
<Billy> didn't japan mechanize that process?
<DivineEntity> its a subsided income .. to combine with your normal job
<Billy> I recall seeing an arcade console wherein the joystick was...
<DivineEntity> normal job + blow jobbin = big monies
<notdavis> again, I'm thinking you could make more pan handling that just blowing
<notdavis> blow jobs tend to be undercut
<DivineEntity> orrr
<DivineEntity> pan handling + normal job + blow jobbin = big big monies
<DivineEntity> I'm on to something here ... |
#307341* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<o11c> google hangout: a place to communicate via text while watching each other laugh on video |
#307342* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sentcool> im switching to away now, need to do some 3d lessons :)
<okkie> that sounds like you're going to learn how to move in 3d lol "I have been living in 2d for too long, now i'm going to learn how to live in 3d"
<okkie> might just me though |
#307393* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< f00b4r> do you take paypal?
< Frostbite> everyone should take paypal
< f00b4r> some take it in the ass, too.
< kaneda> I do, i cant have shit giong into my bank or the job center people will kick off |
#307417* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
00:50 < DeadHeart> i think its working
00:50 < DeadHeart> ... im so excited
00:50 < DeadHeart> lol
00:50 < DeadHeart> im so going to read on mounting
00:50 < nixer> man mount
00:50 <@Apsu> Kama Sutra |
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