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<@Rien> rigor mortis is such an awesome thing
<%MacSto> hhaha
<@Rien> I hope that when I die
<@Rien> my ody freezes in some awesome position
<%MacSto> haha
<@Rien> like if I die on the toilet
<%MacSto> on your knees?
<@Rien> they'll have to make me a special chest
<@Rien> that looks like a fucking porta potty thing
<%MacSto> haha
<@Rien> and then it'd open
<@Rien> and I'd come out, and fly through the room
<@Rien> because I'd have ropes attached to my dead body, of course
<@Rien> then at the end they'd put my on a rocket and launch me in the air with a parachute
<%MacSto> well ofc
<@Rien> eventually landing in someone's backyard
<%MacSto> haah
<%MacSto> kids go outside
<@Rien> well
<@Rien> they'd have a new game to play
<@Rien> whoever finds a dead guy first wins
<@Rien> It'd help kids dealing with death
<%MacSto> indeed
<@Rien> if everyone'd do his funeral that way people wouldn't be so scared of death
<@Rien> they'd long for the time when they can finally fly through a room
<%MacSto> have some fun
<@Rien> Man I have to put this down somewhere
<@Pugwipe> I bet your corpse would totally yell something like "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCHES", Rien
<%MacSto> write a book
<@Rien> People are going to pay me for this idea
<%MacSto> AHH ITS PUGWIPE
<@Rien> OMG YES
<@Rien> you could like, get a speaker inserted into your throat or something
<@Rien> which would, literally say your final wordsComment: best. idea. ever.
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