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#306384* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Claudia: Reminds me of some old space movie about some duck named Howard or something
House: ... Howard The Duck? |
#306386* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@weevilofdoom> What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too If you shake my hand better count your fingers
<%Milenko> the fuck?
<@weevilofdoom> DREAD AND THE FUGITIVE MIND
<%Milenko> \m/ >_< \m/
<@weevilofdoom> indeed
<%Milenko> \m/ o_O \m/
<%Milenko> ¯\(°_o)
<%Milenko> (°.°)
<%Milenko> ^-- metal head had a brain aneurism. |
#306404* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snowshoe_> Today's challenge: Fap to the tune of Canada's National Anthem
<ergazoobi> I do it every morning when they play it in class
<THY> do they play it in classes still?
<ergazoobi> totally ruins the moment of silence that comes after though
<Werewolf> Fuck no Snowshoe_
<goodandwickeddeity> Canada is a nation?
<THY> they don't here
<Snowshoe_> canada has an anthem?
<Werewolf> Die goodandwickeddeity
<ergazoobi> they do at my school
<Werewolf> That tune is such a boner-killer
<Werewolf> I hate that tune
<Werewolf> And I'm Canadian
<THY> they did in my elementary school but not since then
<Snowshoe_> who is canadian in this room
<ergazoobi> me
<Snowshoe_> because now you look like the canadians from south park
<Snowshoe_> congratulations
* Werewolf puts hand up
<THY> hey
<Snowshoe_> [22:01:53] <Werewolf> That tune is such a boner-killer
<Snowshoe_> thats why its called a challenge
<ergazoobi> also Oh Canada is hot
<Snowshoe_> also molsno's avatar is skinny but he's fat irl
<Werewolf> I think it's impossible, Snowshoe_. Physically.
<ergazoobi> it's like you're fucking canada, you say "oh canada" so much
<Snowshoe_> werewolf i bet i can prove you wrong
<Snowshoe_> BRB
<Werewolf> o.o
<Werewolf> O.O
<Snowshoe_> werewolf omg
<Snowshoe_> this is impossible
<Snowshoe_> the lyrics make it worse
<Werewolf> I am very literally laughing out loud now.
<Werewolf> Hard.Comment: #smwc
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#306426* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Blizzarddog butters wk's sensitive areas then releases millions of fire and bullet ants
<RobDonkey> "My dad calls them fucking ants but I call then fire ants."
<Blizzarddog> All ants to me are fire ants
<Blizzarddog> after I light the gasoline anyway |
#306431* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ih8beinbored> how do i go afk again? :D |
#306502* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-->| Spanish_Inquisition (~Spanish_@hostname) has joined #channel
xxxxx: should have seen that coming....
Spanish_Inquisition: Nobody expects the spanish inquistion
xxxxx: I did. |
#306503* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Corey> matthew!
<Matt|Inspire> sup
<Corey> bored dude
<Corey> theres like nothing to do :|
<Corey> im literally just sitting here looking at my tv not even watching it |
#306504* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dragonaire: use pointers in the case
Dragonaire: *that case
Dragonaire: ^ LOL
Darkzard: ... lol
Darkzard: ^ is the notation for * in pascal
Dragonaire: don't return a n... WTF
Dragonaire: you're kidding me >_> |
#306518* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[~malice] never read the books so no idea if he does or not
[b0ne] That'll his new wand
[b0ne] Lol read? What's that?
[~malice] lol
[~malice] its kinda like irc, but offline
[~malice] and not in real time
[~malice] lol
[b0ne] Lol sounds gay
[~malice] oh it isComment: irc.fallen-irc.net #fallen-irc
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#306547* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@A|work> Guy asks me "who will be our facilitator today?" and I said I don't know, I thought that was you
<@A|work> Now they're emailing me .webarchive files |
#306580* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloomp> Hard truth: Everyone does everything for themselves.
<Sunset> Harder truth: Not really.
<skyline> Hardest truth: MY COCK |
#306589* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Izumi_kit_> o.o
<Izumi_kit_> Windows 9 will run on the linux kernel.
<platnicat> O.O
<Izumi_kit_> And is due on Dec 21, 2012Comment: #Linux_Furs on FurNet
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#306638* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
1> I used to ask my grandparents where their kids were and what time they were getting home from school. They would laugh and try to explain but I didn't get it at the time.
2> Now i know why you don't get recursion concept! |
#306658* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
RainbowBrisk: why is microsoft bad for the economy?
RainbowBrisk: because it has no Jobs
bicyclerepairman: oh you
BlacklightShining: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAHH
BlacklightShining: wait
Magnesiumflint: lol
BlacklightShining is now known as TheWho.
TheWho: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAHH
TheWho is now known as BlacklightShining.
BlacklightShining: thereComment: #brony on irc.geekshed.net
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#306684* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nix> how much are 3ds games
<ljnc> uhm
<ljnc> 3, obviously
<ljnc> it says so in the name
<nix> oh
<Rainchild> Wait, three DS games, or games for the 3 DS? Do you want 3D 'S' games? Or someone name 3D's games?
<nix> T_T
<Mesh> if you buy 3 3ds games
<Mesh> is that 9ds?
<Ashkin> Yes.
<Rainchild> A 9 dice system?Comment: #tigirc @ esper
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#306692* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-*- laftur is proud of his very large, heavy, and sharp thing.
-*- platnicat is proud of his ability to interpret anything as a sexual innuendo
<platnicat> Relatedly, LOL
<laftur> I totally saw that ... *puts on sunglasses* ... coming... YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
<platnicat> XDComment: FurNet, PM
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#306693* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<platnicat> Ow, fuck my thumb!
<platnicat> Errrrrrrr
<laftur> uhm
<platnicat> Ow, fuck, my thumb!
<laftur> LOLComment: FurNet, PM
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#306716* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<linxeh> I dont see the point in battling against SVN or similar now git is ubiqutous (and powerful)
<deryl> SVN is wanna-be git on drugs
<deryl> bad drugs
<linxeh> well, it was better than much else at the time
<linxeh> at least it supported changesets
<FylGood> SVN is kinda like Nethandrahal man, just becoming upright, but definitely lacking in many ways.
<chiper> SVN is like the salt & pepper shakers, and git is a full spice rack
<chiper> for some people, a little salt is all it needs
<ibiwan> so where's CVS and VSS fit into your analogy?
<chiper> ibiwan: salt & pepper has to come from somewhere
<ibiwan> I think CVS must be a bowl of peppercorns
<chiper> indeed
<ibiwan> and VSS is a beautiful crystal vial of powdered dog shit
<chiper> ibiwan: that costs $50 per gram
<FylGood> Next time I'm in a job interview, if they ask me to tell them about my experience with CVS... I'll just say "it's basically a bowl of peppercorns". :p
<chiper> haha
<chiper> it does seem rather disingenuous of him to keep charging for TM1 tho
<ibiwan> and there's only one peppermill for the whole table, and it must be washed out and let air dry between uses
<FylGood> ibiwan: and I would say that if two people try to grab the peppermill at the same time.... (you fill in the rest)
<ibiwan> FylGood: it explodes and gets pepper in everyone's eyes
<ibiwan> in comparison, SVN is downright modern and developer-friendly
<FylGood> lol
<ibiwan> even the ones who weren't reaching for it
<ibiwan> and it's STILL better than VSS |
#306757* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brunius> New item to search for - stuff that makes people perpetually flat-footed
<Ballig> that would make you completely unbalanced
<Brunius> Yeah, and?
<Ballig> someone who is flat-footed doesn't get their dexterity modifier to AC, can be sneak attacked, and (depending on how they are 'flat-footed') can only take a movement action
<Ballig> so why would you think any item exists that can do that
<Brunius> I didn't say it would be cheap
<Ballig> why would it exist
<Ballig> at all
<Brunius> Even 5/day would be nice
<Ballig> thta's like saying "New item to search for - stuff that kills everything in a 10 mile radius, usable six hundred times a day"
<Ballig> there's no reason for it to ever exist
<Brunius> Greater fireball?
<Brunius> I've heard that's pretty powerful
<Ballig> does it kill everytihng in a 10 mile radius
<Ballig> does it make people flat-footed
<Ballig> does it make rainbows shine out of your ass
<Brunius> If I'm nyan cat |
#306783* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<N00bish_Legend> my cat just came in through the bathroom window
<N00bish_Legend> i was in the shower at the time
<N00bish_Legend> :/
<SmoothPorcupine> Should this not be coming off at erotic? :V
<SmoothPorcupine> as*
<T-Cat> <w<
<T-Cat> Sorry.
<T-Cat> I didn't know you were in the shower at the time.
<T-Cat> Well, I did.
<T-Cat> I mean, I just saw you in the window there.
<T-Cat> You really shouldn't leave your window open when you're showering.
<T-Cat> I just walked by and saw you, so...Comment: irc.esper.net/#127.0.0.1
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#306810* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alter-Ego> so
<Alter-Ego> you are getting some sort of secual pleasure
<+Asestorian> :/
<Alter-Ego> listening to a hot voice actress
<Alter-Ego> whilst watching a childrens tv show made for girls ?
<Alter-Ego> (your words)
<+Asestorian> nope
<+Asestorian> just saying that I know these things
<Alter-Ego> go fap and be done with it
<+Asestorian> I did once have a dream where twilight sparkle and rainbow dash were both humans and had lesbian sex
<+Asestorian> that was weird |
#306818* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: I SUMMON THE MIGHT MODERATOR SANGUINE!!! *does some sacremental shiz*
Church: he's away atm
HelgeSverre: ....just lag
k357: High ping to the voodoo server?Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#306825* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Octavia comes with a straw.
Octavia: err..Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306844* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*+Rikai wears his spiderman outfit
<+scorpio9> my nephew used to say...... spidyman
<+scorpio9> then hold out his wrist nd make like he is spraying the web....rofl
<+Rikai> and i shoot white stuff using my wrists
<+scorpio9> lol
<+Rikai> scorpio9 can make me shoot white stuff using her wrists too
<+Rikai> I MUST BE SPIDERMAN
<+Rikai> either that or delusional
<+scorpio9> you can tell |
#306863* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< BONUS> i have the gay disease
< BONUS> it's called being fabulousComment: #cobol
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