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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 46 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48.1% chance of being approved.

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Tiki: some chick told me that Disaster movie was hilarious
Tiki: i was doubtful but i watched it with muhannad & firas
Tiki: & IT WAS SHIT
Tiki: IT WAS BEYOND SHIT!
Tiki: IT'S THE WORST MOVIE U CAN GET TRICKED INTO PAYING TO WATCH
Tekka: ouch
Tekka: you got stomped ha?
Tekka: shit was beyound repair, fucked you up for good
Tiki: my head & stomach STILL hurt when i think about it...
Tiki: yeh i feel scarred
Tekka: sounds like 3rd degree burns
Tiki: 4th degree if any such thing exists
Tiki: no wait
Tekka: with shrapnel in your stomach
Tiki: definitely 5th degree
Tiki: & a shotgun in my rectum
Tiki: *BANG*
Tiki: there
Tiki: that almost feels as bad
Tekka: like a bull sticking its horn in your ballsack
Tekka: then flinging you 3 meters to the side
Tiki: ripping ur sack in half
Tekka: and eating it with hot sauce
Tiki: ur testicles dangling from ur crotch, tumbling in the dirt
Tekka: and salt
Tekka: then the game to complete your day
Tiki: what game?
Tekka: scrabble ofcourse
Tiki: lol
Tiki: ...
Tiki: this is
Tiki: SO
Tiki: going on qdb
Tekka says: lies lol
Tiki: wait 4 it
Tekka: xD
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