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#294529* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Casey: i hope it checks the hash before it uploads
Steven: mmm hash
Steven: need to go to sconyers
Casey: you've been there before?
Steven: no
Steven: but i know they have hash
Casey: is gut hash too
Casey: man i want to go there and ask if they have any md5 sauce for my hash
Steven: mmm can i get a checksum whatwhat
Casey: our table would likely be ignored by the waitresses after that
Steven: excuse me ma'am, we'd like to join these tables
Steven: >.>
Casey: unless it's a hot nerdy chick in cs
Casey: :D
Casey: man, pamela needs to work at sconyers
Casey: she'd get the jokes at least
Casey: and i'd ask her to marry me if she said inner or outer join
Casey: or natural
Steven: mmm
Steven: do you accept cache?
Casey: :D
Steven: we have GOT to go to sconyers now
Casey: OMG we need to go to a restraunt now and use up all of our corny jokes
Steven: totally
Steven: id laugh until i pee
Casey: me too!
Steven: ok we need to get a bunch of cs people to go out for bbq
Casey: we should get all the people from cs to go, the ones we like anyway
Steven: then we could be like omgwtfbbq!
Casey: oh man, sconyers doesn't know what's in store for itComment: Sconyers is a local barbecue joint
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#294577* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< s i n b a d 2 6 9 / M e r c u r y > says (01:10):
intel only got the multi core thing right with the c2d
q2d
c2q*
Xadacka o_O' says (01:10):
lolComment: Intel chips... he fgot there in the end! lol
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#294591* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Kad> sounds like DDR on an iPod to me
<Gr33n3gg> more like 'finger DDR'.
<+Kad> yeah
<Gr33n3gg> eh, I got this one SSH app. Pretty cool.
<Gr33n3gg> Hehe, I can also stream all my music (16K) whenever I'm connected to wifi.
<Gr33n3gg> That, I can also browse for porn....
<plant> why would you do that on an ipod
<plant> ¬__¬
<Gr33n3gg> Why wouldn't I do that?
<plant> because you have a computer
<Gr33n3gg> Lets say I dont have access to a computer and there is an open hotspot
<plant> in a Starbucks ? >__>
<Gr33n3gg> Hehe, why not.
<plant> well I can't imagine a situation like that where you would want to suddenly fap
<+Kad> "yeah, vente drip and a shit ton of napkins" |
#294603* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Brandon) Branden
(+Branden) Yesh?
(+Brandon) when me and myah get married you are one of my best men :P
(+Brandon) Mwahahaha.
(+Brandon) Either that or flower girl.Comment: k-furradio
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#294640* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<penchant> i wish i could hide emotion like you
<penchant> my poker face is like
<penchant> :} |
#294758* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* RangerRick is cleaning a metric ass-ton of cruft off his hard drive
<RangerRick> so far I've gone from 5 GB free to 30
<sfb> HD Porn takes up a lot of space.
<RangerRick> it does
<RangerRick> I had to get rid of all of my giraffe scat porn |
#294782* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
webcest I once helped a cow give birth. And yes I helped in the conception too. |
#294801* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Seth> Yeah, we dont really have any poisonous animals around here
<Seth> I hear some shrews are poisonous, but I dont think they are the ones we have
<Valtieri> Seth: My ex was... |
#294807* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Seraph> I don't like when the "animal track" tips in O'Reilly books turn less into helpful additions and more into counterarguments for the concepts they're supposed to be reinforcing.
<Seraph> It's like watching a programming language actually split into two sentient beings before my eyes, deftly battling for control of my budding young style.
<Seraph> Needless to say I've have a pretty weird growing-up as a coder. |
#294824* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fawful> Mostly because again I am a terrible debater and I have no argument at this time
<veovis> How often do you debate maths?
<fawful> maths?
<veovis> Yeah
<fawful> I...don't.....unless you mean calculating
<veovis> No, I mean how good of a maths debater are you?
<fawful> I've never debated MATH, I've never even heard of debating math
<veovis> You've never debated math?
<fawful> Not that I...know of
<fawful> Unless you're just using a different term
<veovis> What you're trying to say is that you're not a math debater?
<fawful> I am not
<veovis> Never? There must have been one time when you have debated math
<fawful> Uh.... Explain debating math to me
<veovis> Ok
<fawful> So I'm sure what you mean by it
<veovis> I debate English, so I'm an English debater
<veovis> Bobby debates history, so he's a history debater
<veovis> You debate math, so what are you?
<fawful> A math debater
<veovis> HAHAHA, FAWFUL'S A MATHDEBATER
<fawful> omg you suck XD
<fawful> lol that was a good one |
#294825* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+moof> not being able to piss diamonds and shit gold bricks doesn't make you poor.
<&bd_> A serious medical condition that you'll have no problem paying the medical bills forComment: #japanese.utf8 on rizon
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#294833* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<allenk> I put my iPhone inside my fiancee and it gave me the "accessory not compatible" message
<PovAddict> ...what
<wanze> it's a lame joke
<allenk> It's not a joke
<Deepa|Away> Literally inside?
<allenk> Not fully
<wanze> haha
<allenk> Didn't want it to get stuck
<allenk> but like 3/4 in
<allenk> and then I kept flicking the vibrate/loud switch
<allenk> It was pretty weird
<PovAddict> consider buying an OhMiBod insteadComment: irc.freenode.net/##iphone - also see www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html
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#294878* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ben I hate people who put discographies in "Rar's" on torrents
Ben fucking jerks
fuchsia what's wrong with rars?
mah saying the archive format in public, that's what:
mah "yeah, it was RARed"
mah "what?"
mah RARed
Nic rawred
mah RAR was useful on irc back when dial-up was the norm and you had to split a large file up
mah now, go fuck off, rar
Ben YES, RAR CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
mah no one wants your shit here
mah you've faggoted up this place long enough
mah shit, I'm all riled up. never going to sleep tonight
fuchsia rars will do that to you.
Nic YA GOT ANY RARS BRO
Nic IM FUCKIN' JONESIN' FOR SOME RARS
Ben NO BRO, FUCK RARS
mah rardy rar rar
Ben FUCK RARS, IN THE RARING FUCK HOLE.
Nic IN THE FUCKING RARE HOLE
Ben I'LL FUCK YOUR RAR HOLE.
Nic YOUR RARSE HOLE
mah I'll suck yo dick for a rar
Ben RAR!
Nic I GOT DEEZ CHEESEBURGERS FOR A RAR
Ben DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ RARS, RIGHT HERE.. IIGHT.
mah I went to china and got RARS
webcest rar.z
Ben BITCH, GAVE ME RARS
mah HERE IN MY RAR
mah I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL
fuchsia i want to go to rars
Nic ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY IN MY RAR
fuchsia on a rarcketship
mah is there life on rars?
Ben I CAN P/W LOCK ALL MY RARS
webcest HEY HEY YOU YOU GET INTO MY RAR
fuchsia GET OUT OF MY DREAMS, AND GET INTO MY RAR
mah my favorite comic strip is RARFIELD
Nic I GOT NO PICK-UP LINES
Nic I STAY ON THE GRIND
Nic I TELL THE HOS ALL THE TIME
Nic BITCH GET IN MY RAR
Ben OK, I'M DONE
Nic yeah me too
mah played-out
webcest Before Conan O'Brien I used to love watch Johnny RARson.
Ben OHSHIT PHIL TOOK IT TOO FAR
fuchsia HE TOOK IT TOO RAR
webcest They're going to inRARcerate me.
Brad rar you serarious
Nic I'm wanted for Rarson
Ben Now, we're just becoming the newer seasons of SNL
Ben LET'S QUIT. |
#295006* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
+NAMKCOR • \o/
+NAMKCOR • lsbn0ajf333 >:
+NAMKCOR • \o /
+NAMKCOR • ||
+NAMKCOR • / \
+Jonathan • what is that supposed to be
+Jonathan • a dismembered lesbian?Comment: Mozor IRC
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#295008* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
WryChromosome: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
emmiex3xlu: wat?
WryChromosome: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
emmiex3xlu: wattt?
WryChromosome: OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT
emmiex3xlu: me toooo
WryChromosome: HAHA JUST KIDDING TWILIGHT SUCKS BALLS
emmiex3xlu: ohhhh niceeee
WryChromosome: WORST BOOK EVER.
emmiex3xlu: have u seen the movie?
WryChromosome: WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE A BITCH ASS MOVIE WHEN THE BOOK SUCKS ASS
emmiex3xlu: wow u can shut the fuck up.....r u serios....wow ok ovibiosly ur stupid...u calling somthing that not stupid wen its good
WryChromosome: YES GO ON
WryChromosome: THIS IS AN EXCELLENT ARGUMENT
emmiex3xlu: uhm no
emmiex3xlu: y r u talkin to me? i dnt even kno
emmiex3xlu: u
WryChromosome: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT TWILIGHT IS
emmiex3xlu: nooooo
emmiex3xlu: i dnt kno u
WryChromosome: I'M EDWARD CULLEN
emmiex3xlu: hmmmm im not 5 years odl
WryChromosome: ARE YOU SUREWryChromosome: BECAUSE YOU LIKE TWILIGHT
WryChromosome: AND I'M EWARD CULLEN
emmiex3xlu: wow ok aparently MindlessxUrine is edward too
WryChromosome: DON'T BELIEVE HIM
WryChromosome: I'M EDWARD
emmiex3xlu: no ur not
WryChromosome: SHUT THE HELL UP YES I AM
WryChromosome: I'M A GAY VAMPIRE
emmiex3xlu: wow u can leave me alone now
WryChromosome: WHY
WryChromosome: DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK TO EDWARD CULLEN
WryChromosome: SPARKLE
WryChromosome: COME ON
WryChromosome: I'M SERIOS
WryChromosome: I LOVE TWILIGHT
WryChromosome: IT'S GOOD
WryChromosome: OR DO YOU LIKE THE WEREWOLF BETTERComment: v0v
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#295025* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< c0d3d> what makes america great
< c0d3d> american gorvernments are very inteligent
< c0d3d> i mean the leaders
<&fiftysixer> HAH
<&Goga[OEP]> LAWL
< c0d3d> you americans might not knowComment: from HomelessHackers IRC
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#295089* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mistchuf>si
<drschadenfreude>si what
<mistchuf>its yes in spanish
<drschadenfreude>duh what are you saying yes to
<mistchuf>this is why you take french
<drschadenfreude>oui
<drschadenfreude>wait didnt you fail spanish |
#295113* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Opaque> gdi
<Opaque> reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly don't wanna open up my case
<Opaque> just to figure out what wireless i have
<isegar> are there spiders in there?
<Opaque> and even then
<Opaque> no
<isegar> or ninja?!
<Opaque> i've tried all the linksys drivers
<Opaque> for the WMPG54
<Opaque> which is what i have
<isegar> an evil hellspawned demon with fiery fangs who will drag you to the pit of hell and savagely sodomize you for daring to disturb him?
<Opaque> no
<Opaque> i'm just lazy
<isegar> oh...
<isegar> T_T
<isegar> and I thought something exciting might happen today... |
#295119* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Minataku> How the hell do I disable the useless GNOME screensaver bit
<Ttech> Minataku, rm -rf *gnome*
<Fersure> Ttech: `rm -rf /' is better. 100% compression. :o |
#295275* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@systemparadox> woa
<@systemparadox> am i missing something here?
<@systemparadox> oh
<@systemparadox> yes- my own stupidity |
#295289* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Feanelwa> Rupert Murdoch, international media mogul, realising funds are running a bit low, turns to emergency measures as he hounds young women's sexual choices once again. Murdoch, 76, commented: "I may not have been given a bailout, but my £16m bonus still comes from the lowest rate taxpayers, motherfuckers" |
#295308* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TaperHarley> "<mheyk> and we still obey the Queen!!" balderdash! you only say that because you're affraid the US would annex you :P
<NeroWolf666> why we dont need a former prison colony with an unarmed populace
<TaperHarley> yeah but why haven't you annexed Canada?
<Southone> which Queen?
<TaperHarley> same reason they "serve the queen"
<EskimoB0B> 'cause Canada has the hi grades
<EskimoB0B> and you guys dun wanna ruin our cannibus
<NeroWolf666> just wait
<NeroWolf666> your country will be annexed shortly
<TaperHarley> whose? mine?
<NeroWolf666> cant have you canadians up there doing nothing
<TaperHarley> it won't happen lol
<EskimoB0B> we up here growing
<EskimoB0B> what you mean nothing?
<NeroWolf666> just wait it will be a matter of time
<NeroWolf666> besides way too much prime real estate up there going to waste
<TaperHarley> it'll be like in the Canadian Bacon :D
<NeroWolf666> need spots for our new ammo factories to help on the war on terrorism
<EskimoB0B> yeah...'cause it's always fun to live in a desert full of snow
<NeroWolf666> either that or we just declare canada is hiding wmds
<NeroWolf666> not like we need proof
<TaperHarley> yeah. we've seen that with Iraq
<NeroWolf666> right |
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<g3rg>: who's nailin' palin is on my usb drive
<josh>: lol
<josh>: who IS nailin' palin?
<g3rg>: couple of russian guys. And i have russ myer's MONDO TOPLESS
<g3rg>: yessssssssssssssssss
g3rg has signed off. |
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< vhost-> R Kelly --> 8============D~~~ (: <-- unsuspecting teenager |
#295323* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cart> Is it me or does it smell like updog in here.
<+bbot> HEY CART
<+bbot> WHO'S UPDOG?
<Cart> bbot: GOTCHA
<+Kyonko_cha> you son of a bitch
<Cart> oh crap..
<+bbot> not quite |
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