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#302693* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+skier_> what you want to do exactly?
<+skier_> i think a malloc() will do for u
<+illuz1oN`> he said process memory.
<+illuz1oN`> i don't think he means malloc, skier_.
<+skier_> own process: p
<+illuz1oN`> yeah.. but who doesn't know dynamic memory?
<+skier_> any java guru?
<+Kinetic> that's true, nothing in 3 years has mentioned memory in any form |
#302696* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
silvernode: 20 minutes into VIM, It makes me wonder if I should eat raw meat while I'm at it. |
#302697* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TRWBW> i got dragged to a play today i guess its holocaust day or something i didn't ask, and it was this miserable stupid play that you can't say sucks because its all about jews dying, and so i spend it going over old proofs in my head and that one came upComment: #math
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#302722* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Lol.
<fahadsadah> figlet --gay
<fahadsadah> Rainbow coloured.Comment: even better when you find out figlet is just a symlink to toilet: toilet --gay
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#302730* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[23:11] <Nybbles> How do you shut down X.
[23:11] <tdfischer-fast> ctrl-alt-bkspace
[23:11] <Nybbles> Or go to run level 3.
[23:11] <tdfischer-fast> ctrl-alt-F2
[23:11] <tdfischer-fast> login as root, then do 'init 3'
[23:12] <-- Nybbles has left this server (Quit: Lost terminal).
[23:12] <tdfischer-fast> brilliant |
#302736* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Cloudef> Hi Fuzzy
FuzzYspo0N> Cloudef: i see you didnt forget how irc works since earlier :>
FuzzYspo0N> hey
Cloudef> Cloudef: Haha what do you mean? |
#302743* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
kazango44: I'm *really* worried about mother. She may be hardcore religious, but aside from that, she's a really, really good person, she's been through a lot, so it would be haaaaaard
csdthegreat: You should do it in song, like in this video: (Link)
kazango44: Alright
kazango44: Haha I am def going to break it to them that way >:3
csdthegreat: You should also say things like "I worship Satan too! no jk"
kazango44: I have thought about
kazango44: Saying "oh hey mom I'm a satanist... I have been in several satanic rituals and have sacrificed a goat for a blood offering :3", wait a few seconds, then "Hahaha you thought I was serious? No way, I'm just an atheist is all LOL"
csdthegreat: Yes
csdthegreat: No you should do it as Caramelldansen
csdthegreat: OOAOOA OOH HMM HELLO MOM, I, DON'T BE-LIEVE IN, GOD, NO, I'M AN ATHEIST AND, I'M TELLING YOU, IN, SONG, THAT I THINK, I, WAS BRAINWASHED AS, A, CHILD, AND YOU MESSED ME UP FOR, [However lo-ong] |
#302757* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JAMMAN2110> Im going to have a meaty antenna in my roof cavity :) |
#302773* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sakari>: My mother is making steamed meat buns.
<Nathan>: ...I'll steam your meat buns.
<Sakari>: ;)
<Nathan>: Unless your dad asks. In that case, I'm a vegetarian. |
#302777* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sakari>: I mean, when we were up there, I almost felt...
Free as a bird.
<hamm>: I KNOW
I got so excited when you first said "take me." We got there so fast... |
#302785* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Luyt> Brrr, I just 'Committed revision 2012.' It's an omen
<Luyt> And my rightous punishment after using SVN for years |
#302791* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HalfNote5> Holy Shit.
<HalfNote5> Now the spammers think I'm a crack addict.
<HalfNote5> Subject line: Cheap Glass Pipes!
<GandXP> LOL |
#302804* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(2010-05-06 21:19:22) brion: we would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those darn kids
(2010-05-06 21:19:50) candrews: seriously! her priorities are very screwed up. Kids > SN? Com'on!
(2010-05-06 21:20:38) brion: Warning: spawning new processes may result in resource contention...
(2010-05-06 21:20:51) candrews: LOL!Comment: #statusnet
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#302816* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
You: hi
You: im 80/f/georgia
You: im on my toilet with my netbook, squeezing shit out
You: is this hot y/n
Stranger: hey, how old are you?
Stranger: y
You: awesome!
You: what if i told you i lied and im not 80?
You: what if im really 12?
Stranger: still hot
You: nice to find a fellow pedo
You: you got an email address?
Stranger: billg@microsoft.comComment: omegle pwns
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#302820* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-!- jeje9208 [~alienv6@ims92-2-88-164-14-125.fbx.proxad.net] has joined #2600
-!- mode/#2600 [+v jeje9208] by code
-!- jeje9208 is now known as jeje9208[AwAy]
<+jeje9208[AwAy]> !away
<+psypete> jeje9208[AwAy]: try list
<%lindsay> lol
<+rooperator> !list
-!- rooperator was kicked from #2600 by sid [Watch your language!]
-!- rooperator [ROOPERATOR@r220-101-73-118.cpe.unwired.net.au] has joined #2600
-!- mode/#2600 [+v rooperator] by code
<+psypete> not you
<+rooperator> hahaha
<+nOgAnOo> !list
-!- nOgAnOo was kicked from #2600 by sid [Watch your language!]
-!- nOgAnOo [~noganoo@DSLPool-net208-157.wctc.net] has joined #2600
-!- mode/#2600 [+v nOgAnOo] by code
<+rooperator> :/
<+jeje9208[AwAy]> ?
-!- mode/#2600 [+b *!*@ims92-2-88-164-14-125.fbx.proxad.net] by sid
-!- jeje9208[AwAy] was kicked from #2600 by sid [Don't use colors on this channel!] |
#302863* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Cory> Anyone good with Fireworks?
<%Tyson_Brooks> I'm not very good at lighting fireworks.
<+TheNerdTV> Dude we had a commercial class firework
<+TheNerdTV> and we were lighting em on the beach
<+TheNerdTV> and we lit one
<+TheNerdTV> flew about 15 feet in the air
<+TheNerdTV> dudded
<+TheNerdTV> came back down
<+TheNerdTV> and blew up
* ~mamatech (mamatech@founder.thetechbuzz.net) Quit (Client quit)
<+TheNerdTV> I still have some scars on me knee
<@ChaosNick> O_o
<@ChaosNick> You're lucky it didn't do worse.
<+TheNerdTV> Well when we saw it comin back down
<+TheNerdTV> we started runnin like hell
<+TheNerdTV> so its just a couple burns on the back of legs :/Comment: #thetechbuzz on TheTechBuzz IRC.
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#302878* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bluedemon> Damn IE crashed
<B-Rad> ^ redundant statement
<Kori> ^ truth
<yoshi> ^agreed |
#302886* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<toop> o.o
<toop> ./ping
<chibit> ._.
* toop doesn't see anything
<chibit> >_<
<toop> ./ping
<chibit> >_>
* chibit carefully positions his baseball bat
* chibit takes a step back
* chibit charges forward
* toop ducks
* chibit swings
* chibit spins in circles
<chibit> o.O
* chibit falls over
<chibit> D:
<Techgeek564> O_o |
#302901* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kitten> I'm a pervert
<Kitten> and that came out REALLY wrong |
#302939* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Znuff> !@#$!#$ *beep* deluge-console -_-
<pipe> looks like perl
<alus> it's valid perl6Comment: ...geeks.
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#302957* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jaysee: Did you know that in Adelaide 4000 sexual assaults and child molestation offenses occur
Jaysee: ....in my mind. |
#302964* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jvd> how'd you set up a blind date
<joecool|netbook> lulz jvd is lonely
<jvd> jerking dick only gets you so far
<@redeeman> i don't know, its worked pretty well for me |
#302979* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Respiration> im 14 my oarent sowuld enternlly rape me
<Respiration> parents*
<Respiration> would*
<Red_Snow> thats life buddyComment: #nrg on cyanide-x.net, respiration can say the most.... odd things as he rapes the English language
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#303026* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AmonX> WHY DO PEOPLE YELL ON EBAY DO THEY THINK IT WILL MAKE THEIR ITEMS SELL FASTER?
<StevePMG4> EVERY GOOD SALESMAN YELLS
<StevePMG4> HOTDOGS! HOTDOGS! GET YOUR HOTDOGS HERE!
<Tatsujin> SELL SELL I GOOD PRICE FRIEND YES
<Tatsujin> GOOD CAMEL
<StevePMG4> I GIVE YOU BOLEX WATCH FOR CAMEL, GOOD DEAL YES
<StevePMG4> GOOD QUALITY MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA YES
<Tatsujin> KTHX
<StevePMG4> THANK YOU MUGU |
#303067* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Stormgren points to the existence of the Boarduino
<Stormgren> which is a Duemillinevaevaevaeva (or however the fuck you spell that) on a breadboard pluggable factor
<Red_Stapler> duemillanevagonnagiveyouup, stormgren?
* Stormgren glares at Red_Stapler |
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