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kazango44: I'm *really* worried about mother. She may be hardcore religious, but aside from that, she's a really, really good person, she's been through a lot, so it would be haaaaaard
csdthegreat: You should do it in song, like in this video: (Link)
kazango44: Alright
kazango44: Haha I am def going to break it to them that way >:3
csdthegreat: You should also say things like "I worship Satan too! no jk"
kazango44: I have thought about
kazango44: Saying "oh hey mom I'm a satanist... I have been in several satanic rituals and have sacrificed a goat for a blood offering :3", wait a few seconds, then "Hahaha you thought I was serious? No way, I'm just an atheist is all LOL"
csdthegreat: Yes
csdthegreat: No you should do it as Caramelldansen
csdthegreat: OOAOOA OOH HMM HELLO MOM, I, DON'T BE-LIEVE IN, GOD, NO, I'M AN ATHEIST AND, I'M TELLING YOU, IN, SONG, THAT I THINK, I, WAS BRAINWASHED AS, A, CHILD, AND YOU MESSED ME UP FOR, [However lo-ong]
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