QDB: Quote #302816
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 25 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.7% chance of being approved.

#302816* (?/25) ⚐Flag
You:  hi
You:  im 80/f/georgia
You:  im on my toilet with my netbook, squeezing shit out
You:  is this hot y/n
Stranger: hey, how old are you?
Stranger: y
You: awesome!
You: what if i told you i lied and im not 80?
You: what if im really 12?
Stranger: still hot
You: nice to find a fellow pedo
You: you got an email address?
Stranger: billg@microsoft.com
Comment: omegle pwns
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