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#303938* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag [dannytheninja] so know.
[dannytheninja] *no
[dannytheninja] WTF, second time i've done that today...Comment: Blitzed.org
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#303948* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <crouchingpenguin> and my stomach isnt happy with me
<crouchingpenguin> i ate something foul i fear
<reactor> :/
<reactor> I always control the stuff I eat, gunna start logging it :D |
#303951* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <+Lotte> omgomgomg
<+Kanako> food orgasm or toilet :P?
<+Lotte> Toilet and food |
#303981* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag hat I ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK SOMEONE FAMOUS
hat GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BIG
hat FATASS |
#303982* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Decad3nce> I will break 500, if it's the last thing my phone does
<Shabbypenguin> lmao
<chompy> lmao
<chompy> lmfao
<Shabbypenguin> 5 bucks says i can break 500 tomorrow :P
<Decad3nce> hahah-
<Shabbypenguin> lol
<chompy> 5 bucks says i'll hoover ur taint if u do |
#304015* (?/55) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag (DEATH): Jesus fucking Christ, MS Visual Studio 2010 is malware. |
#304030* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Oddlot> I was nearly suffocated by a nub today
<Arlight> Suffocated?
<Me> Yeah
<Me> I was on the train into boston
<Me> There was a guy
<Me> Raving to his friends about how Ocarina of Time is the best game ever
<Me> Which everyone knew 10 years ago
<Me> He goes "I know a guy with a hyrule crest on his chest"
<Arlight> Uhhh.
<Me> I had to run out of Park Street gasping for air
<Me> I can smell a nub half a mile away
<Me> It was horrible
<Arlight> I don't know what to say to you, beyond 'lol'. |
#304054* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <gary> (.)(.)
<gary> i see you
<hefter20> lol |
#304060* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Rvbdeathbot> you've gotten further then I'll ever get with a girl!
<Eyce> Yeah but Jarryd's miles behind with men compared to you RVB |
#304080* (?/59) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Omi> But there are a ton of cockroaches around down here, and so we frequently mod/mutilate them |
#304092* (?/59) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <HalfNote5> Anyhoo, the country-star wannabes on American Idol are always consistently gut-churningly awful.
*GandXP nods
<HalfNote5> "ThhhAAAaaaaAaR's a TeeEAr in Mah bEeR kuz mah waHf duN SHot Mah DAWG!!!
*HalfNote5 shudders |
#304117* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag [CA] Lord Pimpington: sdrawkcab gnipyt
mmm: to prevent stds, yeah
[CA] Lord Pimpington: gnah gnikcuf tsum sreggin lla
[CA] Lord Pimpington: ?yas uoy sdts
mmm: yes
[CA] Lord Pimpington: ylimaf ruoy llik dna epart lliw I
[CA] Lord Pimpington: leef uoy ekam taht seod woh
[CA] Lord Pimpington: hslwe ginkaeps m'Ii ekil s'ti
mmm: good
[CA] Lord Pimpington: hslew*
mmm: LOL
[CA] Lord Pimpington: .ahctog
[CA] Lord Pimpington: ?wyt
mmm: lol
[CA] Lord Pimpington: kcid a kcus yawyna
[CA] Lord Pimpington: em dnatsednu tnac uoy hslew gnikaeps m'I taht won
mmm: Rydy Cymgru
[CA] Lord Pimpington: urgmyc ydyr
[CA] Lord Pimpington: akrud akrud
mmm: yes I can |
#304133* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Inuchan> Petcock, gasline, airfilter, crankcase cover, need some bulbs and that'll do it. Busted $240 at the dealer today for parts and merch. That's after a 25% discount because I go there so much ;A;
<Pryoidain> leave your dog's dick alone, fagget
<Inuchan> I don't have... a male dog
<Pryoidain> Ah thats why you bought a petcock then
<Pryoidain> BOOM BABY, BOOM
<Inuchan> .... *blocks and hopes you die in derka derka land* |
#304136* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@stim> learn karate
<@stim> fight crime
<@stim> ???
<@stim> profit
<@xitnalp> no because then i have to touch black people |
#304141* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <mond> Hey guys, I have a penis
* mond is now known as roboshindo
<roboshindo> pics of mond cock!
* roboshindo is now known as mond
<mond> no way, homo
<roobShindo> no seriously mond
<roobShindo> i want pics of your cock |
#304143* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag R99 [shure@cpe-174-102-193-10.wi.res.rr.com] entered the room.
mode (+v R99) by Phil
R99 left the room (quit: Read error: Connection reset by peer).
R99 [shure@cpe-174-102-193-10.wi.res.rr.com] entered the room.
mode (+v R99) by Phil
R99 left the room (quit: Read error: Connection reset by peer).
(...repeats for 2 hours...)
<Clifford> I love when R99 drops in
<Clifford> And out
<Clifford> And in
<Clifford> And out
<Clifford> And in
<Clifford> And out |
#304177* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <mtah> wait a minute... hey guys, does cardboard bleed?
<andreas_> cardboard occasionally bleeds liquid paper when cut
<Slasher> lol...
<mtah> *in the voice of Horatio Caine* That's what I call.... *sunglasses on*.... a paper cut.
<mtah> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
<Slasher> LOL |
#304181* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <eL_Bart0> i believe in some kind of universal force being responsible for every life out there in the universe
<zombie|s4rd1ne> i believe in chuck norrisComment: @Quakenet #dietunichtguten
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#304189* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <someone > ch33z: can you do "mv ~ /dev/null" for me?
< ch33z> sure, in a bit im kind of busy why?
<someone> ch33z: do you know what ~ means in linux and what /dev/null is
< ch33z> sure do why
<someone> what does mv ~ /dev/null then ch33z ?
< ch33z> with what context web site domains? |
#304209* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <mikaiyla> i used to rip off barbies legs and arms and pretend my stuffed shark ate her |
#304216* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Sabriel> lols
<Sabriel> what are the chances that my mp3 player picks the same song
<Sabriel> twice
<Sabriel> on random
<Blakery> its happened to me
<Sabriel> mind you, they're in diff albums..
<Blakery> its happened to me on a 1000+ song playlist
<Sabriel> nice
<Blakery> no
<Blakery> terrifying
<Sabriel> haha
<Blakery> i thought it was the apocalypse |
#304218* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag Kalinash: const char * is a good thing
Kalinash: unless you try to modify them |
#304225* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <ihddn> Mmhmm, government issue diapers for all!
<Drabit> Yay!
<Drabit> Literally pissing away government funds! |
#304229* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <adamorjames> How have you been?
<antiyou> tired
<antiyou> jerkin off to fire |
#304261* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Nach0z> Nisha is awesome from what i've heard, yes. but her love of blood and sharp is slightly unnerving.... |
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