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#304316* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag oXXfAT pepyakaComment: oXXfAT pepyaka
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#304318* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <+horm> segin: fag
<+segin> horm: can I stick it in your pooper?
<+horm> yes |
#304331* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@ltamake> I'm thinking it's a simple preg_match, but I need to be sure
<Cykotitan> wat
<+runner> it checks to make sure the input data is not pregnant. |
#304332* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag -->| Glenny (~Glenstorm@dhcp244n69.fau.edu) has joined #amarriner.com
<Freaky__> Glenny! Start talking!
<Freaky__> Yeah, boggles the mind, doesn't it?
<Glenny> do you really want to listen to me talk?
<Glenny> that's such a change of pace from you
<Freaky__> I didn't say I'd listen |
#304333* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Xenowar> I wonder where Schrodinger is
<Shadowfire34> me too
<Jacob83> in space
<Jacob83> fighting aliens
<Jacob83> magical aliens!
<Serge> Sounds like World of Starcraft...
<Jacob83> a game I would hate then start to like
<Shadowfire34> wow
<Jacob83> ...then hate even more |
#304342* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Richard_D> apparently, weve discovered a new fetish
<Jecht_Dragon> Clock towers? |
#304347* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <eddie> i submitted something from this channel to bash.org, but i don't remember what it was and didn't save the number
<dr_interface> they tend to reject our material, sadly
<dr_interface> they don't know what's good...
<eddie> we mention nazi penises at least twice as often as the average irc channel
<dr_interface> oh yeah, i can't stop talking about von ribbentrop's wang
<eddie> i was thinking more like anthropomorphic penises walking around with swastikas, giving the salute to a shorter, greasy penis with a mustache |
#304348* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag casey}} says):
being allergic to red 40 is terrible too.
casey says:
my old roommate was.
and when she started pissing me off and stealing my shit, she started getting sick because i started buying shit with red 40 in it that you wouldnt think would have it.
ah hah hah. bitch. |
#304365* (?/61) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag * Jitters (Mibbit@dm-36426.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #e621
<Jitters> horny bi 19 male here
<@tony311> good for you |
#304374* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag Went to McDonalds. The first employee wasn't just in the gay pride parade, he practically led the parade. Second employee was also quite flaming. The third employee *literally* twirling in the background wasn't as flaming, but dammit he was trying.
Me: "Huh. Apparently they really like McDonalds."
Friend: "Well you know gay guys are really good at the service industry."
Me: "Oh really?" *snicker* *snicker*
Friend: "Shut up." |
#304377* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag Abhinav Singh: Man all of these years i was using notepad for coding...
Abhinav Singh: from the last 6 months i used vi
Abhinav Singh: and now i recognized the power of vi
Abhinav Singh: now i think why the hell i was using notepad for all those years |
#304389* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag DJ_Lorimarko: HEY, FANGIRL.
DJ_Lorimarko: YOUR SHITTY CRAP SONGS ARE UP AFTER THIS SHITTY CRAP SONG.
Chivalry: *cheer*
Chivalry: Lor, it's your fault for HAVING the shitty crap songs :P
DJ_Lorimarko: That's it. *prepares to Kenny G the whole station*
Solace: *hides Chivalry under a blanket*
DJ_Lorimarko: YANNI. GET USED TO IT.
Supine: *Goes a-stompin' on some blankets.* |
#304391* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <dd7> man
<dd7> i just shat a big, clean, floating log that slid out in two seconds
<exdir> you're healthy as shit
<dd7> indeed |
#304394* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag ***someone posts link to pic of himself***
<banana_laptop> ZE GOGGLES
* The_Vole is now known as The_Vole[unconscious] |
#304400* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <~blink348> Hey Sven. I have a fun language game for you.
<~blink348> Try to combine these two words together: Mew + Newt
<~blink348> What do you get?
< Sven_> ummm
< saifors> mewt
< Sven_> MewNewt? xD
<~blink348> MEWT!
<~blink348> !mute Sven_
*** mode/#eternity <+b ~q:*!*@hidden-683C3D55.adsl.net.t-com.hr> by MuffinBot |
#304402* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag Mittim> Also, while reading a site that collects amusing quotes from religious fundamentalists, I found this
<Mittim> >The slide down the slippery slope accelerates at breakneck speed. What awaits us at the bottom isn't gay marriage alone -- which is merely a way station -- but a sexual totalitarian state (replete with Diversity Gestapo) in which dissent from the gay agenda will be ruthlessly suppressed.
<Mittim> SEXUAL TOTALITARIAN STATE
<Mittim> ...well, the nazis WERE well-dressed
<Kusaryuu> But... won't that die out in a single generation?
<Kusaryuu> Unless they're also... gasp... allowing IVF
* daarzo666 also waves, but is a bit slow
<daarzo666> The fundamentalists could just repopulate, they're good at that
<Tzarnal> <Mittim> SEXUAL TOTALITARIAN STATE <- i'm not sure what this means but it sounds like a good premise for a movie
<Kusaryuu> Or something by Jack Chick
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State would be the best movie
<Mittim> It needs at least one lesbian nazi
<Mittim> ...no, dozens of them
<Kusaryuu> Imagine that, The Gay Blade crossed with Minority Report
<Mittim> yes
<Kusaryuu> Or Blade Runner, where they reprogram straight people into gay
<Mittim> The Gay Blade was such a cool title for a totally generic chick tract
<recon> I haev no idea what to do today.
<Mittim> Yes, and the Voight-Kampf test detects straights
<Mittim> ...probably needs a name like the Voight-Camp test
|<-- Egustrum has left xen.thisisnotatrueending.com (Ping timeout)
<Mittim> (also the book was better)
<Kusaryuu> Combine the name into the Coight test
<daarzo666> books are almost always better, for people who like books
<Mittim> The Gay Blade was basically "dude becomes GAY, his life is HORRIBLE, he repents and discovers Christ", pretty much
<Mittim> Kusanryuu isn't nearly extreme enough
<Mittim> GAY CLONING VATS MADE FROM STEM CELL BABIES
<Mittim> *Kusanryuu, that isn't
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<Kusaryuu> Actually, even more like Blade Runner. Forced gayness has wiped out the population, so now all that's left are self-perpetuating gaybots.
<Mittim> Gay babies just heiling the fuhrer left and right
<Kusaryuu> With false memories, that don't know they arn't human.
<Mittim> ...wow
<Mittim> That's incredible, it's deep, meta, AND weird
<Mittim> We just need the right director
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<Kusaryuu> Michael Bay, to keep people entertained with slow-mo explsions between the gaybot robosex
<Kusaryuu> Also, imagine an army of lesbian Megan Fox
<Mittim> nazi lesbian Megan Fox
<Mittim> Sexual TOTALITARIAN State, remember?
<Kusaryuu> Sorry, didn't go hard enough
<Mittim> and their Big Brother/Hitler/Stalin equivalent is a super-hard-gay leather wearing mustachioed man
<PurpleXVI> ...
<PurpleXVI> Oh boy, I look in here and Tim is talking about sex.
<PurpleXVI> What is going ON here.
<Kusaryuu> Something magical
<Mittim> No, I am talking about the best movie ever made.
<PurpleXVI> > <Tzarnal> <Mittim> SEXUAL TOTALITARIAN STATE <- i'm not sure what this means but it sounds like a good premise for a movie
<PurpleXVI> Actually it sounds more like a punk rock band.
<PurpleXVI> Or CD.
<Tzarnal> that works too
<Kusaryuu> Imagine the music videos
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State would also be a fucking sweet name for a band
<Mittim> but as a movie, it's pure gold
<daarzo666> Great Leader suddenly gets a whole new meaning
<PurpleXVI> Sexual Totalitarian State: 9th-level Wizard spell.
<Kusaryuu> Pretty sure Wish covers that
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State would just make a sweet brand name in general
<PurpleXVI> > brand name
<Mittim> I'm copyrighting it and making it my website name
<recon> PurpleXVI: what the fuck did I just walk into?
<PurpleXVI> Sexual Totalitarian Footwear
<Mittim> Yes
<PurpleXVI> Sexual Totalitarian Cookbooks
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State chocolates
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State outdoor playsets
<PurpleXVI> It acronymizes nicely, too, STS.
<PurpleXVI> Sounds like some special ops unit.
<PurpleXVI> STS Kitchen Knife Sets
<Kusaryuu> Of lesbian nazis?
<PurpleXVI> Lesbian Latex Nazis.
<PurpleXVI> That sounds like a terrible movie.
<Mittim> The logo should be a muscular man in a cop hat with no shirt on, doing what could either be a sentai pose or heiling FABULOUSLY
<daarzo666> Sexual Totalitarian Dystopian State
<Mittim> On a background shaped like a scarlet fist
<daarzo666> STD State
<PurpleXVI> So basically, Tim, you want the president of STS to be Hard Gay?
<Mittim> Sexual Totalitarian State = great movie
<Mittim> lesbian latex nazis = shit movie
<Kusaryuu> And you spread the propoganda programming through gay sex
<Mittim> Hard Gay married a bikini model
<Mittim> he used to be a wrestler
<PurpleXVI> If you take "state" as "way of being" rather than "country," then it could be a book, too. Something about male sexual oppression.
<recon> why the fuck?!
<recon> what the hell is
<recon> i don't even know what's going
<recon> you know what, I'm going to come back later
=-= recon is now known as recon|away
<Mittim> He could beat us all up, steal our girlfriends, and he'd do it while going "HOOOOOOO!" and humping things
<PurpleXVI> And he'd still be more straight than you.
<Kusaryuu> What the hell did I help create?
<Mittim> Dude, Hard Gay is probably straighter than all of us
<Mittim> He is so secure in his masculinity that he can do that shit and still be totally, unquestionably, manly. |
#304414* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag "Don't worry about what's on the other side of the bridge. First, build the bridge". -Shaun IsaacComment: great business and education quote
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#304423* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Fawaz> you butt raped my brains
<Fawaz> are you trolling us?
<Otend> How does that even work, Fawaz?
<Otend> Do brains shit now?
<Fawaz> duh
<Otend> Well, in that case...
* Otend rapes Fawaz's sperm-filled neuro-anal orifice
<Fawaz> wow
<Fawaz> i see rainbows |
#304424* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <bikcmp> Plazma: you had your baby?
<Plazma> heh
<bikcmp> oh... i'm confused then
<Plazma> bikcmp, i'm a dude you moron |
#304517* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <ImTheRealHaze> exactly 315g my self made cheeseburger
<Slie> 454g woulda been better
<Slie> then you coulda called it a pounder of cheese
<ImTheRealHaze> hehe
<Slie> who the hell decided that 454 grams would be a pound?
<Slie> stupid yanks
<ImTheRealHaze> itz 500
<Slie> hmm odd
<Slie> it's actually 453.59
<Slie> i never new it was rounded up
<ImTheRealHaze> stupid
<Slie> thats even worse
<Slie> who the fuck made a pound 453.59 gramsComment: #Globalgamers
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#304555* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@Kimmeh> what in the world am i drawing
<@Kimmeh> i made some weird circle thing
<@Kimmeh> with a weird star-looking thing in the middle
<@Kimmeh> with another weird shape inside of that...
<Kebbins> ELDER
<Kebbins> SIGN
<Kebbins> AAAHGHHGHGHGHHAGHGHHGH
<@Kimmeh> uhhh no, not that lol
<@Kimmeh> but that perfectly fits my description
<@Kimmeh> interesting.
<Kebbins> THAT DESCRIPTION FITS PERFECTLY
<Kebbins> KIMMEH MUST BE KILLED
<@Kimmeh> ahhh, im just bad at describing stuffComment: #ninjams on vbirc :D
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#304557* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag Akensai: HEYMANS
Akensai: ARE YOU AWAKE
Akensai: I need someone to healbot
Akensai: im tired of healing melu
Akensai: its like following a retarded gazelle through a cave
Akensai: the key here being your not sure why your following a gazelle through a cave
Akensai: but it sure is retarded and you would like it to have an intelligent gazelle
Akensai: maybe one that doesnt eat its own assnuggets
Akensai: no, you would prefer one that could craft a finely tuned minature atomic explosive out of said nugget.
Akensai: And than proceed to grow an apendage capable of hurling the atomic turd at oncoming enemys
Akensai: but no, your gazelle is retarded and would probably only be useful if you yourself hurl IT at the enemy.
Akensai: maybe they would like, catch stupid.
Akensai: Like rabies, but stupider.Comment: Global Agenda
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#304566* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Linkinwor> fuuuuucking hell, this girl is so blarg, needs to get out more
<Linkinwor> its like giving advice to a tree
<PureDarkn> blarg?
<PureDarkn> english to american translation please
<Linkinwor> blarg is just like meh
<PureDarkn> ah, blarg... also spoken by the aliens on Halo =P
<Linkinwor> yea
<Linkinwor> this girl is going on to me about how shit her life is and how shes waiting to die
<PureDarkn> ah
<PureDarkn> one of them
<Linkinwor> i said to her get out more with friends then and just do stupid stuff anyting thats fun who cars about other people
<Linkinwor> and she geos i dont need to do anything
<Linkinwor> what am i spose to say abuot that lmao
<Linkinwor> hello tree nice to to photosynthesise
<Linkinwor> nice day*
<PureDarkn> lol
<Linkinwor> whats funny is when she comes online theres no "hi marc"
<Linkinwor> its just straight BANG!
<PureDarkn> hi marc
<Linkinwor> like machiene gun fire straight moaning
<PureDarkn> there, i did it for her
<Meclor> heh
<Linkinwor> its like being round housed kicked in the prick
<Meclor> just reply 'down the road, not across the street' |
#304580* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag ``Csongi-snewp is away (I'm in your mum's room, knock if you want something) |
#304581* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <AkumaWolf> soo... my cousin brought his friend around to our place yesterday...
<AkumaWolf> the guy walks into my room... which has an easel set up with a painting on it, wooden figure dummies on the side table, two art boxes full of art equipment on the floor, a Graphic Design diploma on the wall, a PC and Cintiq with Corel Painter open on them on the desk and various tiny drawing and art equipment strewn all over the rest of the place...
<AkumaWolf> he looks around the place for a second... then asks "so.... are you like.. and artist or something?"
<Kindamoody> lolComment: yes... yes I am...
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