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#302148* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Donfuy> That's singable.
< Donfuy> Ooh erect erect"
< Donfuy> SLLLLLLIGHTLYYYY
< sephr> SLIGHTLY ERECT
< Donfuy> EREEEEEEEEEEEEECT
< incluye> why do i even come here anymore |
#302159* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> and he just took off his shirt
<Sabriel> this is quite a contrast
<Sabriel> I have like a longsleeve and a sweater
<Sabriel> and droider just has his undershirt
<Sabriel> and we're sitting next to each other
<Greenbox> lol
<Greenbox> if this could be a setup for anything
<Greenbox> it could be the weirdest porn made ever by CS studentsComment: #80h on IRISNet
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#302190* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Tenshi> so like, I changed my oper password on my irc server and I already forgot it
< Tenshi> it's ok though, the only clients are my botsComment: l33t
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#302200* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
You: Hello
You: STOP
Stranger: hi
You: DON'T YOU DO IT
You: DON'T YOU DARE ASK FOR MY ASL
Stranger: What??
Stranger: didn't plan on it
You: okay good
You: >_> they're everywhere
You: *cocks gun* gotta be vigilant
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmk?
You: OH FUCK THERE'S ANOTHER
You: *BLAM BLAM BLAM* GOD DAMMIT IT BIT ME
You: fuck, I'm bleeding man
You: agh dammit, kill me man before I turn
You: AWOEIJFOAIWFAOWEFAIWfjaoewfjlsdkfawef.......
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
You: OH HAI I'M HALOROX48
You: ASL LOLOLOLOLOL? YOU GAI NUB FAG
Stranger: GO EAT YOUR Moms pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnectedComment: he was probably one of them
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#302210* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Master_Gamer38> Quit saying bitch. stupid pings D:
<B-Rad> so I'm like
<B-Rad> bitch shut up MG
<B-Rad> and I close myspace |
#302215* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ramsey[LC]> FUCKER!
<Ramsey[LC]> My sister changed the time zone on my iPod
<Ramsey[LC]> I was about to go to bed
<Ramsey[LC]> And I looked at my other iPod
<Ramsey[LC]> An it wasn't even near time yet
<Ramsey[LC]> God
<Ramsey[LC]> Stupid her + DST
<Ramsey[LC]> Great. |
#302230* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Dave Aston:
these strawberries taste like dick
Tom:
how the fuck do you know that!? |
#302247* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Cory: Lol yeah I am curious.
Cory: Was it hard? |
#302279* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[1:14pm] <Higurashi> Sperm works, cuddly_spider.
[1:15pm] <cuddly_spider> it tastes like bleach though
[1:15pm] <Higurashi> That's some very strange sperm you have.
[1:15pm] <cuddly_spider> possibly, it was mixed with orange juice though |
#302303* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@tynkle> guys are willing to accept a little bit of poop dick to get the glory hole. |
#302323* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Afoxi|Away) for instructions on how to enter the #dowbeta closed room, type: /timer 1337 2 /hop
(@remmington) LOL
-> part: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
-> part: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
-> part: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
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-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
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-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
(@peer) oh god
(Slith) damn you!
-> part: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
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(@ani|fc) he's still /hopping....
-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
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(Slith) Arrrgh
-> part: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
-> join: (Slith) (Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
(@remmington) LOL
-> mode: (peer) sets (+b Slith!*Slith@S0106000d61078f74.va.shawcable.net)
(@remmington) hahah
(@deadguy|work) it's fucking retarded to pull that on a newb
(yeeek) what happened?
(NovaBurn) most of us in the beta channel found it quite amusing
(NovaBurn) :D
(ani) i'm still grinnin
(NovaBurn) me too
(@deadguy|work) sure, maybe /timer 30
(@deadguy|work) not 1337
(Afoxi|ReallyAwa) * You were kicked from #dawnofwar by deadguy|work (that was a bad trick - do it again, and I'll g-line you) |
#302328* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@ChanServ> [Lakmir] It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Lakmir
<Apophis> ;_;
<Apophis> damn grue
<Apophis> that's how we lost grandpa |
#302333* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MexicanDragon> I have to take my sister-in-law's fat friend home
<Duggeh> get her to sleep on the sofa
<Duggeh> then you can be all
<Duggeh> CBA
<Duggeh> GOODNIGHT
<Duggeh> If I had a sister in law, I wouldn't let her have this kind of friend, because of this very reason.
<Duggeh> Then again that'd involve being married, and I'm a sad lonesome introvert with obscene and disgusting fetishistic needs no woman would ever not run screaming away from. So it's not a scenario I have to worry about.
<Duggeh> You ask a girl to set fire to her pubic hair while you shit over a rubber duck with a print of Henry Fondas face on it as in the background a mix tape of Linkin Park and Barry White plays and suddenly you're "Weird".
<Duggeh> honestly
<Duggeh> women these days
<Duggeh> such prudes |
#302336* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Rubix> for the first time in 7 months of me working @ the computer store, had my first ubuntu fag come in
< Rubix> i sadly knew more than he did :<
< Rubix> was pathetic |
#302341* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alice> machetes are very versatile
<Falstaff> Weapon of choice for the state of Florida.
<Helena> And RwandaComment: #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
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#302358* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Never before have I seen a company treat its customers with this level of discrimination.
Re: VisitorVille Customer Support Inquiry
5 messages
Robert Savage <visitorville.mayor@gmail.com> Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 3:29 PM
To: [OMITTED]
Hi PS,
As you do not appear to be a member of our service, it does no good to
have our tracking code on your pages. Indeed, last week I wrote via
the customer support form on your web site asking that the code be
removed, as it was having the effect of slowing down page loads for
your visitors, as well as for our server. Not having received a
response to my message, the popup was our next option. Please comply
with the request and remove the tracking code from your pages, as it
is in your interest as well as ours.
Thanks,
The Mayor
On Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 3:23 PM, <[OMITTED]> wrote:
> realname: PS Member
> ____________________________________________
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> email: [OMITTED]
> ____________________________________________
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> company: PS
> ____________________________________________
>
> title: Senior Member
> ____________________________________________
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> phone: none
> ____________________________________________
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> SubType: NA
> ____________________________________________
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> Nature: AccountQ
> ____________________________________________
>
> question: May I ask why you have defaced PeeSearch.net with a popup error on every single page load for every single of our thousands of members?
> ____________________________________________
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>
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[OMITTED] <[OMITTED]> Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 3:45 PM
To: Robert Savage <visitorville.mayor@gmail.com>
So your solution is to disrupt an entire online community? Thats pretty low.
The least you could have done was set it to only show the popup once,
rather than on EVERY single pageload.
Being a highly-regarded website owner myself, I will recommend to
others that your service be avoided, lest they face disruption if
their accounts expire or lose track.
At the very least, kudos for the incredibly prompt reply.
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Robert Savage <visitorville.mayor@gmail.com> Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 3:57 PM
To: [OMITTED] <[OMITTED]>
The pop-up appears on every page that contains the tracking code.
Rather than waste time writing back and forth about it, the best
recourse is to remove the tracking code.
As mentioned, it does no good for you to have it on each page
anyway... I suppose the person who first implemented left "without
flushing" as it were.
And, I will reiterate that I attempted a week ago to contact your
service to apprise you of the urgency of the matter.
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[OMITTED] <[OMITTED]> Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 4:12 PM
To: Robert Savage <visitorville.mayor@gmail.com>
I am not an administrator of the site, therefore I can do nothing about it.
And yet, you spam me and everyone else with this popup on every single
page with no way to disable it.
Lots of us at PS, me included, are webmasters ourselves. Same for #TC,
and word spread to there almost immediately. With one foul act, you've
got yourself quite a bad rep on at least 2 communities. Several other
members have already resorted to spreading the warning that
VisitorVille vandalized PS on their own sites, and more claim they
will do so, and one posted the link to your online feedback form
(thats where I myself got the link to it). Just check out PS and do a
search for "VisitorVille".
Why not join the forum and make a post on the feedback forum? Or
directly PM the admin or one of the mods? Why not make the popup only
appear once? Why not try every other possible means to contact the
current admin before resorting to such an extreme measure?
Perhaps an apology post to the PS forums is in order, maybe you can
still save whatever semblance of a reputation you still have before it
becomes totally FUBAR.
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Robert Savage <visitorville.mayor@gmail.com> Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 4:37 PM
To: [OMITTED] <[OMITTED]>
So you're just a random fetishist flying the flag of the "community"
of which you partake, with no relationship to the so-called company
that is operating this pee website? Give me a break.
This made me smile, though:
"Perhaps an apology post to the PS forums is in order, maybe you can
still save whatever semblance of a reputation you still have before it
becomes totally FUBAR."
If my reputation is at risk by offending a group of urine fetishists
through my operation of a legitimate company, then so be it. May all
the perverts of the world boycott my site. I'll still be okay, while
you shall still be a urine fetishist. ;-) (paraphrase of Churchill,
that, who I don't believe was a urine fetishist, but you never know,
do you)
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#302375* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jome> i was once approached by a tranny
<jome> he/she/it wasnt very subtle
<jome> it was in the middle of the mall and it went: Do you wanna fuck?
<DiGi`> "approached" does that mean "performed act of fellatio" in your lingo?
<jome> haha
<jome> i wish
<jome> err, i mean i dont wish, errComment: EFNet/#php
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#302388* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<yrjan> hmm, win7 seems really nice tbh
<yrjan> I'm somewhat surprised
<djm> you probably forgot to turn off the subliminal messages |
#302389* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GeekyLink> I'm getting another neice from my oldest sis
<GeekyLink> (real, not april fools)
<B-Rad> is she hot?
<deathnight114> LOL
<deathnight114> first thing B-Rad asks
<GeekyLink> she hasn't been born yet
<B-Rad> so? |
#302391* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[07:56:19 PM] <+MLKnCookies> i cant wait until next saturday night
[07:56:59 PM] <+Scootz> why
[07:57:11 PM] <+MLKnCookies> best school event of the year
[07:57:19 PM] <+JaMan51> prom?
[07:57:28 PM] <+MLKnCookies> no
[07:57:28 PM] <+[Pwner]John> sex night?
[07:57:32 PM] <+MLKnCookies> o_O
[07:57:39 PM] <+Scootz> aren't those 2 the same thing?Comment: irc.gamesurge.net
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#302392* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bluedemon> What was the april fools joke on the homepage?
<B-Rad> look on the site more often
<B-Rad> fool |
#302398* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spknspell> qb1 define fag
<qb1> n. A student at a British public school who is required to perform menial tasks for a student in a higher class. A drudge.Chiefly British. Fatiguing or tedious work; drudgery. v., fagged, fag·ging, fags. v.intr. To work to exhaustion; toil. To function as the servant of another student in a British public school. v.tr. To exhaust; weary: Four hours on the tennis court fagged me out.[From fag, to droop (obsolete), perhaps from Middle English fagge
<spknspell> waaat
=-= Mode #demonoid +b *!*@P2PNET-F04A5563.hsd1.wi.comcast.net by fleshTH
=-= spknspell was booted from #Demonoid by fleshTH (define dumbass)
<Azul> bwahaha |
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<Foxy> my friends ognna wear a dress for our schools musical, the producers xD
<B-Rad> screw you
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#302403* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> you guys have worn more girls' clothes than the one guy in here that likes to be refered to as wearing a dress
<MasterCloudy> Well you've sucked more dick than people who claim to have apparently given oral sex
<B-Rad> ...touché cloudy |
#302404* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> It means I only fuck one person.
<Bored> I'll miss you |
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