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#304582* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CAFGuest> who here knows alot about cars?
<CAFGuest> i need some help
<CAFGuest> well car speakers
<toastydeath> here in my car
<toastydeath> i'm the safest of all
<toastydeath> i pull all the electronics out
<toastydeath> and have no clue how to put any of it back
<toastydeath> in cars
#304599* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
"It's better to be known than remembered" ~ George LattaComment: George Latta
#304623* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UglyPanda> Faximus, is it Zombjas time?
<UglyPanda> I'm not sure.
<Fax> why yes, it is
<Isamu> Faximus?
<Isamu> like Faximus Prime?
<Fax> yes
<Isamu> ....
<Fax> or like Tiberius Claudius Faximus
<Isamu> ...
<UglyPanda> He's Energon Faximus, not Cybertron Faximus.
<UglyPanda> So he links up with random drones and accomplishes nothing.
<Fax> sounds like college
#304629* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Argue: nc you're graduating only now?
Argue: i'm old as fuk
nc: No I graduated in January
Argue: that still makes me way older
factormystic: Argue: yeah but flips age 7 years for every human year
Argue: lol
Comment: flips = filipino
#304671* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SaiyanKirby: i think people who need to cyber have no imagination
SaiyanKirby: i mean seriously
SaiyanKirby: you got two hands
SaiyanKirby: one is your other person
SaiyanKirby: the other is for holding that mouse so you can click off the window when your mom comes home
SaiyanKirby: make it work
Kris18: LOL
Comment: No comment
#304677* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lahwran> if I wanted to make a mod ... where would I start?
<Tigerboy5225> umm idk
<Tigerboy5225> in java?
<Shandys> lahwran
<lahwran> I already know how to code
<Shandys> you need to know how to script
<Shandys> code
<Shandys> make a java thing
<Shandys> like itemNuke
<Javaguru> lahwran: plugin or mod?
<Tigerboy5225> hmm well u use eclipse?
<Shandys> then you code it,make a picture for it
<lahwran> Javaguru, um.
<Shandys> and make inderigents,and make it work
<lahwran> Shandys, thank you, you're not being helpful
<Shandys> you need a good coding skill
<Shandys> yes
<Shandys> you need things like class too
Comment: if you ever need help with a coding problem, contact shandys on irc://irc.esper.net/#minecraft
#304681* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dd7> i think i've been watching too many interviews of julian assange
<dd7> and that apache shoot-out crap he had to explain in almost every one
<dd7> because
<dd7> i dreamt that i overheard a conversation between two soldiers in some computer game or other
<dd7> "they say war has become a video game? heh, now *that's* a load of bullshit!"
#304734* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tyrael> Yes! The only weakness aliens have is having a broom handle deep into their ass
#304738* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evilsquelch> who do you think gave my mom Hepp B
<DoubleDragonIII> you?
Comment: Just another day in #hak5
#304771* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Syniphas> i think i fucked up on listening a bit
<+Syniphas> people talk in a thick british accent (cambridge, what else do you expect)
<+Cirus\phone> is a british accent easier or harder for you to understand
<+Syniphas> they talk like they have balls in their mouth or something
<+Syniphas> what do you think
#304811* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mtah> for instance, why are you accepting void pointers and casting them to char pointers?
<xray7224> sex
#304818* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< scgtrp> UPX?
< froggey> it's an excutable compressor
< scgtrp> can it be reversed?
< froggey> yeah
< scgtrp> ...
< scgtrp> forget i asked that
#304823* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
GMH: also, dinnertime bbl
GMH left the room (quit: Quit: Do you want your connections identified? [y/n] (y)).
Caphi: He has to quit for dinner?
Beorc: I quit whenever I leave the computer.
Alkthash: He's doing a broadcast of him easting dinner.
GoggleFox: Podcasting dinner -- life in the 21st century
Beorc: If it's a podcast...does that mean we're just hearing him chew?
IllFlower: I'd subscribe to that podcast. "So, I apologize to last night's listeners for the suckiness of my chewing technique. I was just off my game yesterday..."
#304825* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> go to that status and tell me what blue just posted, is it the ending?
<Pryoidain> because he took a long time to post
<Pryoidain> don't fuck with me either, if it is just say yes and i'll avoid facebook
<Gimpy> yes it's the ending
<Pryoidain> which means it isnt
<Pryoidain> alright thanks
<Gimpy> goddamnit
<Gimpy> you fucker
<Pryoidain> if you had said no
<Pryoidain> i would have logged the fuck out
<Gimpy> goddamnit, I hate you so much yet I can't stop laughing
#304831* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jake|E5400> haha
<miek|shop> ?????????? ????????
<Jake|E5400> I'll buy a vowel.
<miek|shop> &#1056;&#1101;&#1089;&#1087;&#1091;&#1073;&#1083;&#1110;&#1082;&#1072; &#1041;&#1077;&#1083;&#1072;&#1088;&#1091;&#1089;&#1100;
<Jake|E5400> Damn, I was wrong :(
Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
#304834* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Krogulec> Hello all
<Unforgiven> Fuck you :)
<Krogulec> How welcoming!
Comment: LOL
#304844* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TkTech> debian x86 and x86_64 are taken care of
<Varriount> 128 bit
<TkTech> Varriount: oO a playstation?
<Varriount> Ye- wait, playstations are 128 bit?
<Varriount> I thought 128 bit was only for computers
<TkTech> Varriount: wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion_Engine
<TkTech> ...the playstation is a computer.
<nathacof> ...
Comment: #mcdevs on freenode
#304850* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sbn> I requested that the remove your ban
<Marenz> cool, thanks
<sbn> but there is one problem
<sbn> <@Swish> sbn, ok. :)
<sbn> <@Swish> it's on garman's bot, unfortunately.
<sbn> <@Swish> This is why I insist on bans being placed only on a single bot where everyone has access to remove it..
<Marenz> Doh
<sbn> <@Swish> !seen garman
<sbn> <@Birgitte> Swish, GarMan (gareth@***) was last seen parting #gamedev 4 weeks 3 days 18 hours 25 minutes ago (10.11. 17:20), after spending 1 minute there.
<Marenz> lol
<Marenz> after spending 1 minute in there
#304858* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jake|Newlappie> I just figured something out
<Jake|Newlappie> h
<Jake|Newlappie> Macfags are self-regulating
<linuxlove> elaborate
<Jake|Newlappie> They keep themselves from reproducing because they're all infertile because they fry their ballsaq by using Macbooks, which get WAY hotter than most PCs.
<Jake|Newlappie> Their macs get so hot, and they use them so much they just fry themselves infertile, thus reducing the global population of macfags!
<linuxlove> well, when you can boil water on the bottom of a macbook yeah i guess that solves that
<linuxlove> would it hurt apple so much to add an air vent on the macbooks?
<Jake|Newlappie> Add to that that almost NONE of them are smart enough to FIX the issues with their macbooks (and yes, the overheating can be solved by yourself if you know how), then it stands to reason that the 'common' macfag shall die out due to not reproducing enough in a couple years
<Jake|Newlappie> this is further accellerated by the fact that NO GIRL is gonna fuck a macfag, unless she is a macfag as well.
<Jake|Newlappie> And the population of female macfags is so small that the demise of the whole macfag population shall disappear before the release of the White iPhone 4.
<~tidux> that's demonstrably false
<Jake|Newlappie> So here in about 5 years.
<~tidux> my mom uses XP
<~tidux> her boyfriend uses a mac
<~tidux> ;_;
<Jake|Newlappie> tidux: I'm fucking joking.
<Jake|Newlappie> Pretty much the whole purpose of saying all that shit was to get on QDB again.
Comment: It worked...
#304872* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jake|D600> Just a minute while I kill myself
<Jake|D600> I have to remove the old drivers first
<Jake|D600> brb knife
#304905* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Delaclava> hold on, I see something in the menu called "Empty Cache"
<+KotSmalik> good plan
<+KotSmalik> and if that does not help, Reset Safari, except for things like stored passwords, bookmarks, cookies etc
< Delaclava> ok
<+KotSmalik> does that help?
<+KotSmalik> if not, consider calling at my place of work ;)
<+KotSmalik> (seeing that I work for Apple tech support, it wasn't even a joke ;) )
< Delaclava> that piece of information makes it not as weird then :P
#304927* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mue2> movie starting
<mue2> bye waugh
<StripeyDope> knowing you adam you probably gave him the trollface when he looked back up
<StripeyDope> See you, mew
<Adam> yes
* mue2 Quit
<StripeyDope> oh fuck *mue
* mue has joined #smwc
<mue> Oi
<mue> oops
<StripeyDope> How was the movie?
<DJ_Galax> lol
Comment: The time when mue joined and rejoined was seconds apart.
#304963* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* equi (~equi@ip68-3-72-146.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #crunchbang
<equi> koom: this is freaking RAD
<equi> i'm in irc
<equi> without a gui
<equi> oh gawd.  pardon me while i jizz in my pants
<thomashc> jizz? :O
<equi> IN MY PANTS
<equi> yes
<equi> this is making my inner 13 year old geek scream with elation
#304971* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steef> [link]
<steef> I grew lots of hair.
<Sabriel> that is a shitton of hair
<crumb> everyone has an RMS phase
#304976* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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