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#302406* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kian> I am so experimental that being generic is a experiment. |
#302410* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bartbes> thelinx: what a reply..
<bartbes> "only on tuesdays"
<bartbes> wtf?
<thelinx> it's the best reply ever
<thursdaybloom> agreed
<thelinx> DUDE ARE YOU INSANE?
<thelinx> only on tuesdays
<thelinx> DUDE ARE YOU STALKING MY MOM?
<thelinx> only on tuesdays
<thelinx> DUDE ARE YOU RAPING CHILDREN??
<thelinx> only on tuesdays
<thelinx> btw all of those are true
<thelinx> but only on tuesdays
<bartbes> stalking moms AND raping children
<bartbes> wow
<thelinx> it's funny because your mom is 5 years old |
#302426* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Cireene]: wow
[Cireene]: so
[Cireene]: I talked to my geodude
[Cireene]: "Geodude seems a little cold"
[Cireene]: what the fuck is that shit
[Cireene]: am i allowed to like slap my pokemon |
#302428* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@CaptainJistuce> And now my baby needs a new ass. |
#302468* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CP44> !fortune
<Zelda> CP44, You know what you want - get to work and make it materialize.
<CP44> Omg/wtf... even the bot says I have to create a date? |
#302473* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Freeyorp> If you want intuitive, go python, if you want object pedantic, go Java, if you want to get close to the code, go C, if you want to sit on the damn fence, go C++
< Jaxad0127> compare is for < = >
< Jaxad0127> if you want fast mem, stay away from C/C++
< Freeyorp> If you want a memory whore, go Java :P
< Jaxad0127> if you don't want to wait for the OS to find mem for you, go Java
< Freeyorp> If you want to boost the economy by obsoleting equipment without absurd amounts of memory, go Java
< Jaxad0127> um.....
< Kage> If you want anal sex, go gay!
* Jaxad0127 uses newer sun jvms on older hardware jsut fine
* Jaxad0127 puts Kage in teh cage
< Freeyorp> If you want sane conversation, go anyone that isn't Kage
< Freeyorp> If you want an event, stop distracting me :P
< Jaxad0127> Freeyorp: yes, you're loosing English just being here
< Jaxad0127> ;P
< Freeyorp> ^ Case in point |
#302484* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+jasperdett> Fleet
<%Fleet> eh... do you love doing this, jasperdett?
<+osxdude> I hate you
* Fleet gives osxdude a haircut
<+osxdude> haha
<%Fleet> You are a retard.
<+osxdude> what the heck
<%Fleet> o_o
<%Fleet> o.o
<+osxdude> lol |
#302487* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<swuzzlebum> now there's an invention
<swuzzlebum> dick tape
<gigapixels|forDev> lol
<gigapixels|forDev> we'll make millions
<Owenw> LOL dicktape...?
* swuzzlebum patents
<Blasius> rofl
<gigapixels|forDev> for the circumcised gay men
<Blasius> for people who cant cock dock naturally... theres dick tape
<gigapixels|forDev> so they can still dock
<swuzzlebum> "giggles' dicktape - don't let your willy give you the slip ever again!"
<gigapixels|forDev> so much winComment: #neowin
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#302491* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Apophis> now, whenever I talk to that 1 NPC in every RPG town, I read it that way
<Apophis> This is CORNERIA THE DREAM CITY! |
#302538* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TripleWordScore> f*** patents. Soon we'll be walking around with personalized kazoos in our asses after some clown finds a way to patent the sound of farts. |
#302546* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[03/22/2010][03:15:19] <@KrazyA1pha> I fingered LadyHawk
[03/22/2010][03:15:23] <LadyHawk> he did o_O |
#302563* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> Relationships are the worst...They're painful during, they're painful when breaking up, and they're going to be painful for the rest of your life...
* PianoMasta7 sighs
<PianoMasta7> Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a nice guy...
<GeekyLink> hmm?
<GeekyLink> something happen?
<GeekyLink> hold that thought
<GeekyLink> brb
<B-Away> hold that penis
<B-Away> brb |
#302569* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mnfcp> Guys. Seriously. I keep seeing posts to QDB.us in the queue... please, stop. You're not funny. None of you are funny. Stop submitting quotes, you're making me want to punch you. Thanks for the consideration, ta-ta.Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#302573* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+osxdude> I bet andrew12 mastubates
<+osxdude> what
<+osxdude> i didn't say anything
<+andrew12> we all know i do
<+andrew12> >_>
<+osxdude> wait
<+osxdude> we do?
<+osxdude> lol
<+andrew12> brb
<%Rachel> O_O
<+osxdude> LOL
<%Rachel> there he goes againComment: irc.ztecnet.net #ztecnet
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#302578* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> Yo dawg, I heard you like recursions so we put a recursion in your recursion so you can repeat while you repeat |
#302584* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<horm> cthulu is an asshole
<drusepth> *cthulhu
<Zetta> that sounds like a linux distro
<Zetta> cthulhu: linux for cosmic horrors |
#302602* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<filer> omg, Kraft Thousand Island Dressing with Bacon is the One True Condiment
<filer> if I were on a desert island and got only one condiment, it would be that
<chronomex> dessert island?
<chronomex> wtf?
<chronomex> oh
<chronomex> DESERT. |
#302621* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Taro> That isn't the point. The point is, Tiesto is the only artist she ever talks about...Its kind of creepy
<Han Sorbo> Well remember that she isnt really "in" to all this as her primary hobby.
<Han Sorbo> She dabbles in our genre of music the same way I dabble in contemporary classics by owning "The Best Of..."
<Taro> fair enough, but we've tried to culture her... just wish it had worked...
<Taro> The best of... is awesome!
<Han Sorbo> I KNOW RITE? TRACK 3, ITS GOT LIKE, THAT VIOLIN.
<Han Sorbo> There are some really good covers by this Beethoven guy, he does some Yo-Yo Ma and few others.
<Han Sorbo> Probably some asian kid whos parents made him practice too much and he finally snapped.
<Taro> Wasnt that the plot to The Soloist? |
#302629* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> you have issues
<Blue> LOL your the one with issues
<B-Rad> just cause I like little girls-
<Blue> Fucking obsessed with 15 year old girls
* Kori backs away
<B-Rad> hahahahaha |
#302642* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Khet> AFAIK only WW2 german engineers use hydrogen.... don't remember why though
<Chrysophylax> because they were crazy as fuck that's why
<Alliance> you mean had balls of fire |
#302650* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+ticky> Also fail: [Link to "Bolivian president says eating chicken turns men gay"]
<MadManMarkAu> Seenit
<&Cyrin> that's interesting... the Venuzalen president said the opposite thing about pork a few months ago
<+ticky> So by his logic if you eat genetically modified chicken you will become gay and effeminate.
<+ticky> I propose testing this theory. For science, of course.
[snip]
<MadManMarkAu> Well
<MadManMarkAu> I had chicken last night, the night before last night, and having it again tonight
<+ticky> OMG
<+ticky> IT MUST BE TRUE
* +ticky flails
* Flye (~Flye@17485990674.wa.westnet.com.au) has joined #perthfurs
<MadManMarkAu> ...I have boobs
<+ticky> :P
<MadManMarkAu> Oh shit, Flye
<MadManMarkAu> I'm sorry
<+ticky> o..o
<+ticky> xD
* &Cyrin laughs
<&Cyrin> mark is the master of bad timing |
#302659* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rhythm> You know what I just realized.
<Rhythm> Porygon
<Rhythm> Is nothing but engrish.
<Rhythm> :V
<Rhythm> It took me HOW MANY YEARS TO NOTICE THIS?!
<JakeFelis> ...
<JakeFelis> Oh
<JakeFelis> My
<JakeFelis> Gawd!
<JakeFelis> How.... how did I not notice that?!?!?!Comment: #ftt
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#302666* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Flamon> oh crap, I jinxed it! D:
<Flamon> it seems my new room mates ARE into BDSM D:
<MadManMarkAu> Heh
<MadManMarkAu> Is that a bad thing? (serious question)
<Flamon> possibly yes
<Flamon> I gotta share a house with these people
<Flamon> it's not easy to sleep at night knowing something is happening down the hall
<MadManMarkAu> Ah
<MadManMarkAu> If they keep their activities to themselves, would it still cause a problem?
<Flamon> yes
<Flamon> but me being a virgin and them being who they are...I'm not so sure they will keep to themselves much
<MadManMarkAu> Aaah
<Flamon> it IS their palce after all I'm I'm only living in the room they rent out
<MadManMarkAu> My opinion is, if they don't have respect enough for you to keep their activities to themselves, or if they try to rope you into their activities when you clearly don't want to, then they're probably not the kind of people you need to room with, I hate to say
<Flamon> I guess
<Flamon> but they are the reason I'm in downtown Vancouver
<MadManMarkAu> Ah
<MadManMarkAu> So, they obviously helped you out when you were in a tight spot?
<Flamon> well, both
<MadManMarkAu> By the way, these BDSM puns are unintentional
<Flamon> they couldn't get the apartment if I didn't rent the room
<ZodiacPup> MadManMarkAu lol
<ZodiacPup> tight spot
<MadManMarkAu> rope you in
<Flamon> that was terrible
<MadManMarkAu> Sorry ^^ |
#302687* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Stranger: hi
You: So I hear you can use twinkies in place of tampons
You: Is this true?
Stranger: I dunno
Stranger: I don't use tampons
You: o_O
You: why not?
Stranger: cause I'm a guy?
You: so?
Stranger: what do guys need tampons for?
You: um
You: controlling menstrual blood?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: From omegle
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#302691* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( ezero|dinner ) fuck this .. im going to KFC for dinner
( RapidDrinker`` ) get a bacon burger
( RapidDrinker`` ) you'll love it
( RapidDrinker`` ) mmmm beef and bacon
( RapidDrinker`` ) srsly don;t understand how you dog eating fucks can justify not eating the good stuff
( ezero|dinner ) oh we can eat jews |
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