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#303098* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<paul> i should go on babycenter and ask the september 2009 birth community how to explain to my kid that he is not to chew on the clips on the buttset, but can play with the rest of it
<paul> i just tied the clips to the top of one of his toys so he can't get to them
<paul> but I want to see a bunch of internet moms freak out
<Dopey> are internet helicopter parents called roflcopter parents?Comment: The TS-21: Also useful as a rattle, pacifier, and music toy!
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#303128* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nitrxgen> it all went downhill when she asked me "don't you wanna be in a relationship with me?"
<Nitrxgen> HRM LET ME THINK
<Nitrxgen> she's had a crush on me for a while
<mam> Tell her you want to be in a half-hour relationship with her |
#303203* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
redmadman3000: Why does it say HDTV if the screenshot image says that the resolution is 624x352
docmatrix: @redmadman3000: Because anything over 352x240 (NTSC) is technically "high def."Comment: headdesk! headdesk!
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#303227* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<felipe> same firefox version(s) as linux. freebsd flash different?
<djm> www/nspluginwrapper A compatibility plugin for Netscape 4 (NPAPI) plugins \o/
<djm> there is no freebsd flash, have to use linux flash, but the way it's done means you can just kill the flash process
<felipe> not bad
<djm> shame they aren't adding webm support until 4.0 though
<djm> opera 10.60 will have it, and should be out soon
<djm> although I'm surprised how few youtube videos are available in webm - I thought google were going to automatically convert new ones, as well as working through all the existing ones
<felipe> presumably that'll happen when firefox and opera and such support it
<djm> chrome supports it, but possibly not in the stable/whatever version
<djm> IE9(?) will support it, but no clue when that's supposed to come out
<djm> people aren't working hard enough to make flash go away! heh
<ardchoille> people aren't working hard enough to make Microsoft go away either!
<felipe> pfft. they have enough employees working on that from the inside |
#303263* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Yarn> but i accidently opened a png file in ssh |
#303266* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<notjerl> Hey Arn
<notjerl> Where are you
<Arnzero> in your sisters bedroom
<notjerl> Can I watch?
<Arnzero> LOL wtf??!
<Arnzero> coming <<; |
#303295* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[EG] bah the problem with having deaf parents is they assume your deaf too
[EG] EG*shouting* me WHAT? them=EGGG!!!!!!!!!!1 me WHAT GOD DAMNIT them=bang bang on door EGGGGG EGG!!! me-WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! |
#303345* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tropic> a nigerian princess wants to be my lover
<@ZedNull> any nigerian princes wanting to give you money?
<tropic> and oil sultans, shipping magnates, and kings
<DotDot> no but they want my dick
<DotDot> which i suppose is a decent tradeoff
<@ZedNull> mo' money, mo' problems. |
#303352* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nafe> violence is a nice name for a baby |
#303370* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
--> K37CHUP (AweWebChat@AwesomeIRC-17D93F7C.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #hak5
<K37CHUP> lol
<K37CHUP> yo peeps
<azend> YAAAUUUUUSSCCCHHH?
<-- K37CHUP (AweWebChat@AwesomeIRC-17D93F7C.ph.ph.cox.net) has quit (Quit: Page closed)Comment: Strange people
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#303394* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
• shepherd blows robinetd
• shepherd blows robinetd a kiss
shepherd: **
shepherd: wow that was really messed up. |
#303395* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* shepherd blows robinetd
* shepherd blows robinetd a kiss
shepherd: **
shepherd: wow that was really messed up. |
#303617* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Umm> "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara
<Umm> umm likes
<Ponce> stfu communistComment: hey look i'm using the comment field against recommendation
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#303627* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<barc0de> why do you want to leanr about ICA
<psypete> i want to hax gibsons
<barc0de> gibsons ?
<barc0de> the guitars ?
<@aydiosmio> they're thrashing our rights!
<@aydiosmio> THRASHING!! |
#303632* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Skate[9]> anyone familiar with windows 2008 "update of death"?
<@fc26> Skate[9]: A Linux cd? |
#303658* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<David> i wont
<David> because, im not a reatrd |
#303678* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DoTheDares>Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post Im a robotComment: *cough*Old spice eh?*cough*
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#303750* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Azazel> Vikedal, That's a lot more complicated than plugging it in
<Vikedal> Well, think more along the lines of a Thumb drive, except you don't have to crawl around to plug it in.
<Valerie> Az : Unlike his mom
<Vikedal> True. |
#303837* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> Be right back.
<MasterKumoy> Just cause it's hot doesn't mean you should stick your dick in it |
#303838* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* MasterCloudy loves sex :D
<MasterCloudy> fini cloudy's stats
<Fini> Cloudy's hit that a total of: 14 times
<Fini> Cloudy's last score was 08/17/10
<B-Rad> epic |
#303859* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JustRob> fmbutt: Even though I know how very far apart we are...it helps to think we might be wishing, on that same bright star...
<@NobleKale> MASTURBATION STAR
<@NobleKale> .___/\___
<@NobleKale> .\ /
<@NobleKale> . \ /
<@NobleKale> . / \
<@NobleKale> . --\/--
<@NobleKale> MASTURBATION STAR
<@NobleKale> christ
<@NobleKale> that was a pain to ascii up
<@RichD> and it was painful to look at
<@NobleKale> RichD: did it cause anal bleeding?
<@NobleKale> cause then it would have two things in common with RobComment: #rgvc, efnet
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#303866* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bird> I keep almost typing "Squirts whipped cream" since it's in a can but it sounds so wrong ;3 |
#303869* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Melissa> I like how selective bash.org is, and how qdb isn't
<Melissa> I want to make a comment comparing qdb accepting anything stupid to the special olympics, but that would make me a bitch |
#303875* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MJ94> Is it possible to dualboot os x and windows 7?
<MJ94> I really wanna play around with Huggle.
<huggle> O_o. |
#303914* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Glenny> theres been an anime club everywhere I've been
<Wes> Actually, I'm not too sure
<Freaky_> I've never heard of them here.
<Glenny> I like them though
<Wes> I know of people that would make one, but I've never heard of them before
<Glenny> its nice when they congregate into one little room for extermination |
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