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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 11 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.9% chance of being approved.

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<MexicanDragon> I have to take my sister-in-law's fat friend home
<Duggeh> get her to sleep on the sofa
<Duggeh> then you can be all
<Duggeh> CBA
<Duggeh> GOODNIGHT
<Duggeh> If I had a sister in law, I wouldn't let her have this kind of friend, because of this very reason.
<Duggeh> Then again that'd involve being married, and I'm a sad lonesome introvert with obscene and disgusting fetishistic needs no woman would ever not run screaming away from. So it's not a scenario I have to worry about.
<Duggeh> You ask a girl to set fire to her pubic hair while you shit over a rubber duck with a print of Henry Fondas face on it as in the background a mix tape of Linkin Park and Barry White plays and suddenly you're "Weird".
<Duggeh> honestly
<Duggeh> women these days
<Duggeh> such prudes
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