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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 31 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47.3% chance of being approved.

#302200* (?/31) ⚐Flag
You: Hello
You: STOP
Stranger: hi
You: DON'T YOU DO IT
You: DON'T YOU DARE ASK FOR MY ASL
Stranger: What??
Stranger: didn't plan on it
You: okay good
You: >_> they're everywhere
You: *cocks gun* gotta be vigilant
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmk?
You: OH FUCK THERE'S ANOTHER
You: *BLAM BLAM BLAM* GOD DAMMIT IT BIT ME
You: fuck, I'm bleeding man
You: agh dammit, kill me man before I turn
You: AWOEIJFOAIWFAOWEFAIWfjaoewfjlsdkfawef.......
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
You: OH HAI I'M HALOROX48
You: ASL LOLOLOLOLOL? YOU GAI NUB FAG
Stranger: GO EAT YOUR Moms pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnectedComment: he was probably one of them
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