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#301786* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rob_> i dont get it
<aru> your mom did.
<aru> all night long.
<aru> chea chea!
<rob_> shut the fuck up
<rob_> get the fuck out
<rob_> i fucking hate you |
#301794* (?/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[18:22:51] *** Amm1er joined the game
[18:22:58] <Amm1er> I am desync safe now :-)
[18:23:00] *** Amm1er has left the game (desync errorComment: #openttdcoop
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#301818* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonez|laptop> I like the "ip" command. it is critical to have proper static routes if one expects ones network to function
<`WarpKat> i like the "ip" address - it is critical to have a proper ip address if one expects to traverse a functioning network
<`WarpKat> your move
<jonez|laptop> there is a command called "ip", which has a bunch of options, including making static routes :)
<`WarpKat> i'll see your ip command and raise you a DDoS
<jonez|laptop> the config I have now should be safer than the one I had last summer
<`WarpKat> so...you're folding? |
#301832* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<resuni> My dad got a smoker for Christmas.
<resuni> He made some really good beef.
<resuni> I can't stop eating it.
<Beefster> I've never known a smoker that was that good at cooking beef.
<Beefster> Does it taste like cigarettes?
<Beefster> Or did you cook the smoker? Cannibal! O_o |
#301848* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<<sweet_honny_bunny wants to add you>>
<<authorize and add>>
sweet_honny_bunny: Mher!
marsgray: oh hey
marsgray: long time no see
marsgray: what have you been up to?
sweet_honny_bunny: Mher
sweet_honny_bunny: I am to busy to talk but yeah if you must talk to me (808)-***-****
marsgray: lolok?
<<sweet_honny_bunny signed off>>
marsgray: ...what just happened?Comment: IM conversation on Digsby.
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#301860* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NEO|Phyte> Christ, with how my niece reacts to things sometimes, you'd think Edea is the mother
<NEO|Phyte> She is currently banging on a door and shrieking over events that started over trying to teach her chess
<Flickerdart> Edea is the mother of Neo's niece?
<NEO|Phyte> No, my sister is
<Flickerdart> So, Neo is Edea's brother?
<Flickerdart> IT ALL MAKES SENSE
<Flickerdart> Everything is clear to me now
<Starsinger> Wait
<Starsinger> Edea is Neo's sister?
<Fax> holy shit
<Fax> that was incest? |
#301884* (?/67) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Pooponashoe> haha iphone os almost has larger marketshare than linux |
#301891* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:25] <micheil> p2p in browsers would be rather scary.
[01:26] <JimBastard> you just need a lot of iframes embedded with 192.168.1.1
[01:26] <JimBastard> and default route password combos
[01:26] <JimBastard> you could do it |
#301895* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ranto> I'm worried about the political campaigns for this election year...
<Ranto> Tony Abbot loves sex
<Ranto> And tony Abbot loves Australia
<Powerfat> ...he wants to Fuck Australia... :(Comment: On Australian politics
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#301901* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rexie7> lol i wonder why porn isnt allowed on demonoid
<bashir01> because it would take over demonoidComment: #demonoid
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#301963* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Roland> knock knock keti
<keti> who's there
<Roland> your friend, roland. and he's always going to be there for you
*** Roland has been kicked by keti (kicked) |
#302008* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@pipz[naked]] MY VAGINA ITCHES
• @Ana[naked] slaps itComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302013* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[creeper] wheres...YOUOMGOMG YOU WHORE YOU MISLEAD ME
[Jinx] o-o
[creeper] DONNIE ISNT HERE
[Jinx] not right now he isn;t
[creeper] I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF PEDO
[Jinx] ana scared him away
[creeper] wtf is wrong with you ana
[Jinx] she kept slapping everyones vagina
[creeper] WHY WOULD YOU SCARE A PEDO AWAY....HOW DID I MISS THAT
[HAPOPEONS] IDIDN'TDOANYTHING :<Comment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302014* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[creeper] LETS EAT PIPER
[Jinx] PULLED MY TIGGER NOWWHE;S DEADDDD
[Jinx] ...
[creeper] ...
[Jinx] DON;T EAT ME I DON;T TASTE GOOD
[creeper] NO YOU TASTE FUCKING AWESOME LIKE CHICKEN WITH MUSTARD
[Jinx] I'M FULL OF SATURATED FAT AND SEAMENComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302016* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cortana> Tatsel: Last --with f4.
* Tatsel added more control to megahal's system
<Tatsel> should be less dumb
<Cortana> Last --with f4.Comment: Cortana's a supybot with megahal (it has a bit of a lag)
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#302047* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SnoFox> I'm bugging the cat out of my crap. |
#302069* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hellsadvocate> that's not all. You know that harry potter chick? Hermoine?
<Hellsadvocate> She's going to Columbia
<Hellsadvocate> You gotta admit, she's smart and hot tho
<Mellie> yeah, i mean, she's not bad
<Mellie> i don't really like skinny broads though; if i'm going to waste my time with chicks i want tits and ass
<Hellsadvocate> i don't like, super skinny girls.
<mooshie> and hair
<Hellsadvocate> I like a little curve.
<Mellie> right, i mean, curves are p necessary
<Polish> I prefer a girl as skinny as possible without any rib cages or bones showing thru skin = perfect
<Hellsadvocate> yeah, that's generally the "curve" bit
<Polish> yup Emma Watson is a fucking babe
<Jewel> Her eyebrows are hideous
<Polish> she wears cute as fuck underwear
<Polish> let me find
<Hellsadvocate> She's got the "next door neighbor" girl thing goin on. And she's 19. legal.
<Jewel> I wonder if she waxes or plucks them
<Hellsadvocate> farm3.static.flickr.com/2622/4187048813_db3395ac13.jpg
<Polish> Best picture EVER i47.tinypic.com/15zrtld.jpg
<Polish> there you go Hellsadvocate, she even has pubesComment: #chat on rizon
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#302073* (?/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* God_ (qwebirc@Rizon-701DA5A6.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #rule34
* God was kicked by FusionWarrior (you dont exist) |
#302085* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NEO|Phyte> [link to image of melon carved to look like a dude]
<lolfighter> Melonguy.
<lolfighter> I bet his singing voice is quite...
<lolfighter> <_<
<lolfighter> >_>
<lolfighter> ... melonious.
<Fax> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
#302094* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Damian> fahad: Aparently the idiots think all americans are idiots.
< fahadsadah> They're not!
< fahadsadah> They invented meat pizza |
#302095* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Why do all idiots introduce themselves "hi im american and..."? |
#302096* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hello: ) asl (A) ?:)
Stranger: m 18 holland
You: f 14 us
(some time later..)
Stranger: like that dick in your virgin little pussy
You: yes!
Stranger: oow yea baby
Stranger: hhhmm!!!
Stranger: little faster
You: oh...
You: omg
You: do u hear that
You: it sounds like
You: enemy spaceships
You: IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: nooo
You: THEY'RE COMING IN HARD
You: OMG
You: THEY'RE IN UR BUTT
You: OH SHI-
Stranger: but thats what i liek
You: HE FIRIN HIS LAZOR
Stranger: nice
You: good?
Stranger: yea man i just totally came
You: thx
You: does this count as trolling?
Stranger: i guess
You: yay for me :)
You: it was pretty much my first attempt
You: im glad u approve
Stranger: yea me to
Stranger: no problem
You: anyways
You: i had a blast
You: from my dick
You: so
You: Lots Of Love
You: bye <3
You: 8----------------D~~~~~~
You: *insert your face*
You have disconnected. |
#302099* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skynet> hey NastyNightingale can u put $2 in my paypal?
<ratchild> do come along children, that's a bit pathetic...
<NastyNightingale> lolno skynet
<skynet> 40 cents?
<skynet> just 1 cent
<skynet> o.5 centsComment: #mibbit on irc.mibbit.net
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#302105* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: Nope. I bet you are though.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm 19m |
#302111* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@lilmisschaos> Revan343: Sin cos tan ....I have no idea what I'm doing and I need it to be explain over the phone not the computer.
<Revan343> lilmisschaos: What makes you think I'd be better at explaining that over the phone?
<Revan343> What makes you think I could teach that?
<scgtrp> lilmisschaos: well, ∫sin(x)dx=-cos(x)+C... ;)
<PhantmShado> sohcahtoa
* scgtrp runs
<Revan343> scgtrp: That was mean
<scgtrp> mean? THAT! WAS! CAAALCULUUUUUS! |
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