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#301099* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dennis says (8:58 PM):
YES!
dude
(link deleted)
is it just me
Anti-Tcb says (8:58 PM):
would have been fucking awesome if the bus was red
Dennis says (8:58 PM):
or does it look like she's just got squirted on by the guy she blew to get that jacket
Anti-Tcb says (8:59 PM):
meh, there'd be some on her face if she did.
Dennis says (8:59 PM):
dude
it is on her face
like
hanging from her hair
almost like she's in the process
of being squirted on
Anti-Tcb says (8:59 PM):
Dennis says (8:59 PM):
she's even in the right stance
Anti-Tcb says (8:59 PM):
yup\
Dennis says (9:00 PM):
she could be holding the camera and the cock in the same hand
multi-tasking
like she whipped her head to the side
to avoid it on her face
then opened wide
then she caught a few snowflakes on her tongue afterwards
and kept him nice and warm
because she couldn't contain herself anymore
Anti-Tcb says (9:01 PM):
Dennis says (9:01 PM):
deepthroating him until he grew in her throat and made her gag
then took him right there in the fucking snow
her virgin blood and screams flailing all over
Anti-Tcb says (9:01 PM):
Note to self: Warn Jahkr about you
Dennis says (9:01 PM):
as she twisted around
trying to get as much of that big fat cock in her as possible
relishing the pain
she made him bite her nipples
she loves to be punished
Dennis says (9:02 PM):
made him slap her ass and put his pinky in her rose bud while she rode him
Anti-Tcb says (9:02 PM):
you're getting a boner off this, i just know it.
Dennis says (9:02 PM):
she had to suck on her finger
wishing she had 3 cocks, one in each hole
as she bent over his chest and rode harder horizontally
trying to squeeze out every bit of him as she could as he burst inside of her
Anti-Tcb says (9:03 PM):
quagmire found a 4th hole.
Dennis says (9:03 PM):
shot upon shot of delicious liquid flying into her dripping, bloody, and wet virgin cunt as she moaned like no other
then she realized 4 or 5 guys from the neighborhood had heard her and had gathered around to watch
Dennis says (9:04 PM):
don't you dare quote that
Anti-Tcb says (9:05 PM):
too late. |
#301102* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smadge1> i'm trying grilled chicken and cheese in my convection oven
<smadge1> yum
<cookie> Baby is so much better
<The_Muffin> please gimmie my baby back baby back baby back riiiiibs
<Cyb3rGlitch> D:
<cookie> Stuffed baby with orange sauce
<cookie> mmmmmm
<cookie> I'm hungry now
<SwampWorm> is that baby organic?
<The_Muffin> no but its orgasmic
<SwampWorm> also, vegetarians taste better
<The_Muffin> lolComment: Just a typical day on IRC
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#301103* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Talee Daxeline: reminds me of quiche.
Inconspicuous Hammerer: gesundheitComment: Second Life pun
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#301108* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Sookie): Dalby's URL: http:/xxxxx - "QDB: Quote #301107"
(violence): this is a violation of my rights
(violence): i didnt agree to be exposed on the internet for everyone to see
(violence): i want money!
(Dalby): yea i am sure violence is not exposed over the internet |
#301113* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
03:35 < Ricardus> moca
03:35 < Ricardus> mic a
03:35 < Ricardus> mykonos
03:36 < mica_moca> hello
03:36 < mica_moca> Mr.Ricardus
03:36 < mica_moca> We finally meet
03:36 * mica_moca pets cat
03:37 * Ricardus pets cat
03:37 < Ricardus> Do you know me?
03:40 < mica_moca> I have heard of you. Your reputation precedes itself
03:40 * mica_moca continues to pet cat
03:42 * Ricardus can't pet cat because he left the room
03:42 < Ricardus> My reputation?
03:42 < Ricardus> I have a reputation?
03:43 < Ricardus> My mom told me to avoid getting one of those.
03:43 < mica_moca> Mr.Holstein mentioned you in passing. You were revered. I took note.
03:43 * mica_moca picks up a garden snake situated in a tank nearby. pets it.
03:43 < mica_moca> Revered.
03:43 < Ricardus> Reverence?
03:43 * mica_moca raises an eyebrow
03:44 < mica_moca> Yes
03:44 * mica_moca with heavy german accent..
03:44 < mica_moca> Can you solve my dilemna
03:44 < mica_moca> ?
03:45 < Ricardus> possibly.
03:46 < mica_moca> fantasticny!
03:46 < mica_moca> Any idea why shntool hates me?
03:48 < Ricardus> Maybe it's your winning personality?
03:52 < mica_moca> haha!
03:52 < sysdoc> RotfLMAO! |
#301120* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Eladar> Who mentioned me?
<+indefactorX> You did
<+Little_Death> You did cheat
<+Eladar> what the hell??
<+indefactorX> Cheat you are
<@shortcircuit> Eladar: Ask not for who the hilight tolls, for it tolls for thee. |
#301125* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Cybrggame: An extremely large percentage of PC users are Mac users
kingsteve1515: ...really? |
#301165* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
theropissed: backdoor guys nine?
MavethTheAce: great documentary |
#301169* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pako> ill set that up weds probably and do ya payment
<Pako> Par-tay, i hope you dont read 4chan
<Pako> that makes you really, really gay.
<Pako> in the not so hot way |
#301208* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cpux> Nothing like watching a man give himself a bird dung enema.
<cpux> "I guess all you do is lie back.....AND THINK OF ENGLAND!!!"
<CidGregor> I want to punch this corrupt bear person
<cpux> He's the result of Cold War era experiments on British orphans to create a race of super soldiers, half man, half bear.
<cpux> Failures were ground up into meat, served and eaten before pudding.
<cpux> In 1995, the Clinton administration in the US attempted to recreate these experiments, but went horribly wrong when the scientists spliced in pig DNA.
<cpux> Many were slaughtered. Al Gore has taken personal responsibility for the massacre and has dedicated his life to hunting down and destroying the manbearpig he created.
<CidGregor> ...........
<CidGregor> I just.....don't even want to know.Comment: While watching "Man vs. Wild"
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#301219* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nick Pinciotti: they're actually making a scale after me
Nick Pinciotti: model agencies say to their models "ok pose for me, that's right, give me the Pinciotti"
Gary: oh the blowjob
Gary: i get it
Nick Pinciotti: you can hear excellence ooze from their pores
Gary: the old pinciotti blowjob
Gary: ur sister has it mastered
Gary: she teach u that? |
#301237* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< ab9rf> i need a wadio
< CppIsWeird> first, you need that speach impediment fixed so that people on the wadio can understand you.
< CppIsWeird> *speech |
#301242* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[tuvok302Lappy] I'm getting bor....
[tuvok302Lappy] Damint, qdb is addicting
[tuvok302Lappy] I've spent almost 2 hours on it
[tuvok302Lappy] O.o how much time am I going to waste reading the same thing with different nicks in front of it?
* tuvok302Lappy qdb's that * |
#301272* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
omg, he and i have been dating for however long we've been dating and i have no idea what operating system he uses |
#301282* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< fbstj> lol, ultraHD :o
< Arcath> but most people cant see HD anyway...
< Purple_Rabbit> chuck norris can
< Arcath> infact he can still see well enough to drop kick indavidual pixels
< Purple_Rabbit> he can see the gaps between the pixies
< Arcath> with a crisp edge
< Purple_Rabbit> he hides in the gaps
< Purple_Rabbit> what do you call the gaps?
< Arcath> dark platter |
#301297* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy :)
You: Heyy :)
Stranger: I'm julia, and you :)?
You: I'm Julia, and you :)?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#301320* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiya
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 / f / uk
You: me 19/m/norway
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: i am horny
Stranger: are you?
You: oh yeah
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: just a tshirt
Stranger: i hav a dildo in my pussy
You: ooh let me handle that
You: I approach you from the back
You: and grab your boob with one hand
You: the dildo with the other
You: wait, something stinks
Stranger: *i moan with enjoyment*
You: I sniff around
You: omg its your armpits
You: wtf
You: theyre not shaved
You: theres cheese in the hair
You: wtf is that mouse doing there?
Stranger: wtf are u talking about
Stranger: i thought we were having sex chat
You: oh sorry
You: ok
You: so I fondle your boob
You: I love boobs
Stranger: i grab your hard cock and put it in my mouth
You: arrrgh, that stink is unbearable
You: seriously, when was the last time you took a shower?
Stranger: i put your cock under my armpit and give you a pit-job
You: yuk
You: wtf is up with this
You: whats that thing under your fingernails?
You: aaaaaaaa
You: its attacking me
You: Help
You: HEEEEELP
Stranger: wtf
Your conversation partner has disconnected.Comment: on Omegle
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#301330* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(01:23:02) <Whem> whoa
(01:23:03) <Whem> im confused
(01:23:10) <Whem> i just want the homebrew gone
(01:23:26) <brickbrea> smash ur wii with a big rock? |
#301339* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Sage_Freehaven> SAY THE OATH, HAL.
<~Sage_Freehaven> SAY IT.
<Fexy> YES, THE OATH!
<LadyJessica> Sage
<LadyJessica> STFU
<LadyJessica> nobody likes wrestling.
<LadyJessica> <3
<Fexy> IT'S NOT WRESTLING
<LadyJessica> wait, what?
<Fexy> It's the Green Lantern movie
<LadyJessica> Sage is having a caps-lock love affair over something OTHER than wrestling?
<LadyJessica> OH MY FUCKING GOD
<LadyJessica> STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
<LadyJessica> CALL THE PRESIDENT
<~Sage_Freehaven> :P
<LadyJessica> IT'S THE END OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD
<LadyJessica> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Comment: #tgfb on Rizon
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#301348* (?/59) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Joseph: brb on youporn
Jim: ok
Joseph: "Asian sluts get invaded in their mouths, pussies, and assholes! We aren't taking any prisoners, just leaving a load of hot sticky goo!"
Jim: Okay, listen
Jim: I don't care that you tell me what porn site you go on
Jim: Or that you tell me when you do
Jim: But I don't need to know what fucking video you choose
Jim: ...Fuck!
Joseph: I didn't say which
Joseph: only gave the description
Joseph: anyways
Joseph: BRB |
#301363* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pitz> doctor, doctor, give me the news
<pitz> I gotta bad case of loving poo |
#301395* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DawnBreaker> -_-
<luke-jr> I gave them my role too, DawnBreaker
<DawnBreaker> its you luke-jr
<luke-jr> nope
<DawnBreaker> i envoke the rule
<luke-jr> too bad you don't know how to spell invoke |
#301399* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chumbucket> : Sometimes I can't talk lolwut
<lolwut> : and this is my problem how?
<lolwut> : I consider that an improvement
<lolwut> : lol
<chumbucket> : I'm gonna go cry into a bowl of ice cream now
<chumbucket> : OH WAIT
<chumbucket> : NO ICE CREAM
<chumbucket> : Maybe I'll just cry into a bowl
<chumbucket> : and lick the tears |
#301412* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crusader> Kuchiyose no Jutsu: Noobie!
<--| KenDx has left #bvs-colbertnation
<Crusader> Damn. Did the hand sign wrong
<Ailieron> ...
<Fafnir> did you reverse-summon KenDx? |
#301452* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tunc> I bought Guitar Hero 5 yesterday.
<Tunc> And it's friggin' awesome.
<&sidke> i bought a bunch of women slaves yesterday
<OutrightOJ> pretty good, hey?
<&sidke> they're pretty nice
<OutrightOJ> Guitar Hero 5, that is.
<&sidke> they make sammiches all day
<OutrightOJ> sidke, i can imagine that.
<OutrightOJ> Are they all fit and sexy?
<&sidke> yes
<OutrightOJ> yeah.
<&sidke> and they like cutting each other
<&sidke> so
<&sidke> you can imagine how i feel about it all
<OutrightOJ> do they cut themselves over /you/?
<&sidke> ooooh yeah
<OutrightOJ> Why not step between them, and say
<OutrightOJ> 'Ladyies, ladies
<OutrightOJ> there's enough of me for all of you!'
<&sidke> i do
<&sidke> i've had to have three blood transfusions in the last 18 hours |
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