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#300525* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(LawMaker) If your sister eats those chips.. any louder
(LawMaker) .
(LawMaker) Nvm
(LawMaker) Wrong... window |
#300575* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bakon> i have used the bedazzler on my penis
<bakon> it hurts |
#300590* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dave2> '"You're a dirty dirty boy, take my load!" demanded the PS3, as he inserted another cable. With both his ports filled, the 360 could do nothing but whimper as he had data flooding into him. "You'll have a red ring of death by the time I'm done with you!" taunted the PS3, as he increased his data rate.' # I was bored. It's bad. I know. |
#300597* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Longie> [Global] Morning wiggas, time for services to play on the trampoline again, sorry for the inconvenience and lack of in flight movie, feel free to watch the stewardesses walk up and down the corridor though
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<sirsquidness> what the fuck
<Longie> [Global] Sorry guys, work actually got busy :/ who'da thunk it
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<sirsquidness> Who starts doing live updates to the network when they could disappear at any minute leaving it in disrepair..
<Hex> Longie
<Hex> that's whoComment: Austnet's expert op services strike again
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#300620* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Alex(Blood): lol, are you trying to dig yourself a deeper grave?
Emil.: yeah
Emil.: If you have to fit in there it's gotta be HUGE
Alex(Blood): lol I'd need a dumping site
Emil.: You wouldn't even fit in Ground Zero
Emil.: Oh snap |
#300632* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lolichan> this is your asshole o
<Lolichan> this is your asshole in prison O
<zombae> this is Lolichan's asshole
<zombae> ___
<zombae> / _ \
<zombae> | | | |
<zombae> | |_| |
<zombae> \___/ |
#300673* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ aoupi] hateball: to get to the other side!
[ hateball] aoupi: to flee from your mom
[ hateball] oh
[ magnetron] aoupi: ba dum tshh!
[ ldp] hateball: ^5
[ aoupi] hateball: they can't cross roads u know
[ hateball] aoupi: No I didnt know that
[ aoupi] hateball: consider yourself enlightened
[ hateball] aoupi: Are they too chicken?
[ aoupi] hateball: ..Comment: ##club-ubuntu on freenode
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#300730* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<d l y t f u l> im going poos
<d l y t f u l> brb
<d l y t f u l> this oen gonna hurt
<Roll3r> kk
<Roll3r> make it a good one
<d l y t f u l> back
<d l y t f u l> mean poo
<Roll3r> that was over a hour ago
<d l y t f u l> yeah nah i cleaned the whole house 2 lol
<Roll3r> lmao
<Roll3r> the shit went that far huh?
<d l y t f u l> hahahahahahahaComment: ~Usual MSN conversation
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#300745* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Milambar> you can also find animal porn, |Deezmon|
<@|Deezmon|> sorry, thats Aerith
<@|Deezmon|> Aeris*
< Bacarath> but then again
< Bacarath> humans are animals so
<@|Deezmon|> 13 year old boys are animals in bed BacaComment: #croggesserver @ irc.staticbox.net
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#300756* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Pandya|: I generally laugh at that
brentaal: erm
brentaal: mkay
Pandya|: thinking like
Pandya|: 'why bother feeding them...they probably all have aids anyway'
Pandya|:...does that make me a bad person
brentaal: yeah because having sex is number one on your priority list when you're starving
what: this isnt africa Pandya|
what: have some heart
brentaal: y
what: they probably have cholera
Pandya|: trueComment: irc.neowin.net
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#300801* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foone2> it'd be handy if the catholics believed in the rapture
<Foone2> they've got the machinery to deal with this sort of thing
<Foone2> just get the pope to declare that driving a car is sinful, and arrange for confessionals to be present at common destinations
<Foone2> so you get in the car, temporarily become sinful (and thus rapture-proof), then are restored at your destination |
#300816* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&ale8one> *youtube url here*
<&Adorable> Old video
<&ale8one> yes, i can read the date
<&Adorable> Good, then the next time you share a video, check the date before doing so as opposed to after
<&ale8one> next time i'll do so, and i'll msg you first to make sure you approve since I strive to live up to your standards
<&Adorable> Good, I'm glad we agree then |
#300885 (3/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dave2> I wonder if it's normal for me to frequently swear at, shake my fist at, and give the middle finger to an inanimate object.
<awilcox> Dave2, your penis? |
#300916* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<solemnwarning> The default install [of Moodle] also has over9000 unneeded, bloated modules
<solemnwarning> Including paypal(???) support
<scgtrp> for an easy way to bribe teachers! :D |
#300930* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nocell: I PRAY TO CHRIST
DevXen: your praying to a mythical Being?
DevXen: I can do that too
DevXen: I PRAY TO THE LOCHNESS MONSTER!
Nocell: hey
Nocell: FINE I WONT PRAY |
#300931* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DevXen: I still think we need to cuddle.. and quite possibly have a kid, That'd be great.
Nocell: there is a million girls in Utah who will say yes to that.
DevXen: but you're the only one, I want to say yes to that =]
Nocell: *Hands You a Rose*
DevXen: ooo is that a yes?
DevXen: or is that a Rose that I have till the last pedal falls, before I die, because you just cursed me? BITCH. |
#300932* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DevXen: Why are'nt you pregnant with my seed yet.. What's wrong with you!?
Nocell: I dont want to be preg.
Nocell: My tummy big enough!
DevXen: Your tummy is cute. It's not big!
DevXen: You do too want to be preg. every chick does!
Nocell: The hell lol, I would not handle it well.
DevXen: Yes you would!
DevXen: Maybe it would calm you down.. Relax you a bit.. Let you acually get focus in life.
Nocell: Sounds like u fixing a dog. lol |
#300957* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Luke> I was about to eat this stank puss
<+Luke> went to the line of scrimmage
<+Luke> called an audible |
#301001* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ckpro> TM
<%TM> yo
<@ckpro> blow me a kidd gn
<%TM> wtf
#FTS on FTS ircComment: #FTS on FTS irc
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#301030* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ENKI-][> hi
<ENKI-][> you found us
<Daruko> who is moon_doggy?
<Moon_Doggy> Moon_Doggy is me
<Idem> yes
<Idem> HE IS YOU
<Daruko> not new around these parts?
<Moon_Doggy> i'm new to this server
<Daruko> Idem: i'm doing too many things at once to chat to myself
<Idem> hi
<Moon_Doggy> ello :)
<Daruko> it sounded like you knew ms and enki, so i just wondered if you knew them from somewhere else
<Daruko> are you on pd?
<Moon_Doggy> no
<Moon_Doggy> just freenode
<Idem> no what
<Idem> ?
<Daruko> oic
<Daruko> no not on pd i think
<Idem> who you talking to
<Daruko> lol
<ENKI-][> Daruko: Moon_Doggy co-ops with me on freenode, and wants to do a show on RFD
<Daruko> oh awesome
<Idem> FUCK
<Moon_Doggy> yep yep yep
<Idem> How do you unblock people
<Moon_Doggy> lol
<Idem> i must have had him blocked this whole time
<Daruko> i knew it
<Idem> I thought he was being quiet
<Daruko> idem's prob had me blocked for months |
#301031* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<luke-jr_> ]y force Moon_Doggy
<Little_Death> ]y force generic.. generic: 1, th0br0: 1, Abstains: 0, Undecided: 1
<ljrbot> generic..: I don't recognize that command.
<Little_Death> ]y force Rosalia..
<luke-jr_> f u Little_Death
<luke-jr_> ]y end
<ljrbot> The yandere game game has been forced to end.
<Moon_Doggy> omg
<shortcircuit> LOL
<luke-jr_> Lamperi: around?
<luke-jr_> ]y
<ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<luke-jr_> ]y force Moon_Doggy
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<Little_Death> ]y force Rosalia
<luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<Little_Death> ]y force Eladar
<Nanobot> ]y
<luke-jr_> T%^I($*&%^()
<toobparts> Haha xD..
<shortcircuit> ROFL
<luke-jr_> ]y end
<ljrbot> The yandere game game has been forced to end.
<luke-jr_> ]y
<ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<luke-jr_> ]y force Nanobot
<luke-jr_> ]y force shortcircuit
<Moon_Doggy> lmfaoComment: little_death & toobparts are bots
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#301034* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<And4713> man fuck that couch I love that show |
#301035* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@shortcircuit> I can't read anything tonight.
<@shortcircuit> 02:37 < shortcircuit> 02:04 < shortcircuit> I just got a reply 15 minutes after I last sent him anything.
<@shortcircuit> 02:37 < shortcircuit> 02:05 < shortcircuit> My computer is going to be beeping at me all night, I suspect.
<@shortcircuit> 02:37 < shortcircuit> 02:05 < shortcircuit> There's another one. :-|
<@shortcircuit> 02:37 < shortcircuit> Those accidentally found their way into #perl by mistake. >.>
<@shortcircuit> THAT made its way into #anime-uno. D: |
#301064* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Rirse> Would need a missing word to be mine version.
< Rirse> I tend to forget a minor word, not typo the words. |
#301083* (?/73) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
i'm sorry i'm not really with it... us slightly older people have all these words for things and they're defined in things called dictionaries right? but apparently you kids have some superiour web 2.0 method of doing things.Comment: by shrewd.user
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