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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 37 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47.1% chance of being approved.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiya
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 / f / uk
You: me 19/m/norway
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: i am horny
Stranger: are you?
You: oh yeah
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: just a tshirt
Stranger: i hav a dildo in my pussy
You: ooh let me handle that
You: I approach you from the back
You: and grab your boob with one hand
You: the dildo with the other
You: wait, something stinks
Stranger: *i moan with enjoyment*
You: I sniff around
You: omg its your armpits
You: wtf
You: theyre not shaved
You: theres cheese in the hair
You: wtf is that mouse doing there?
Stranger: wtf are u talking about
Stranger: i thought we were having sex chat
You: oh sorry
You: ok
You: so I fondle your boob
You: I love boobs
Stranger: i grab your hard cock and put it in my mouth
You: arrrgh, that stink is unbearable
You: seriously, when was the last time you took a shower?
Stranger: i put your cock under my armpit and give you a pit-job
You: yuk
You: wtf is up with this
You: whats that thing under your fingernails?
You: aaaaaaaa
You: its attacking me
You: Help
You: HEEEEELP
Stranger: wtf
Your conversation partner has disconnected.Comment: on Omegle
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