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#300139* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
tito: HOW YOU DOING
tito: SOME GUY IIS HACKING MEME
tito: ME
tito: HELPPPPPPPPPP
tito: HELPPPPPPPP
Sp4Wn: ...
tito: HES DRAWING ALL OVER MY SCREEN!!
tito: ITS REDDDD
tito: someguy took over my screen
tito: yes.
Sp4Wn: how did some guy "take over your screen"?
Sp4Wn: wtf were you doing
tito: I dont know
tito: maybe because i have that remote desktop thing
Sp4Wn: fucking wow. |
#300146* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
crweb> so PS3 can go ethernet -> bridge -> router -> server
<crweb> ps3 is only wireless G
<jhutchins> why do we need the bridge in there?
<jhutchins> kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<crweb> cause thats the only way to get faster than Wireless G
<jhutchins> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
<crweb> PS3 ethernet wired to the bridge. Then bridge to router will be Wireless N
<jhutchins> Sorry, cat. |
#300163* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Chris: I have three dogs.
Chris: One gets maimed by a rodents rectum.
Chris: And the other 2, get punished by means of defenstration.
TS: Errr.
Chris: How many dogs do I have?
TS: You still have three dogs, but they're injured and/or dead
TS: You sick, fucked-up cunt
Chris: Well, they're not mine.
Chris: I borrowed 'em.
TS: You didn't say that, and that doesn't make me feel any better.
TS: So you don't have any dogs.
Chris: I'd give them to you if I could.
TS: I know.
Chris: I technically had them.
TS: The answer is either three or zero, and I hope you contract a debilitating disease. |
#300175* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kokojo> Que ?
<QwertyPie> Hola, hablas espanol?
<Kokojo> Si, y tu?
<QwertyPie> Hablo un poco espanol.
<Kokojo> Tiene miedos de el Banhammer ?
[<QwertyPie> El banhammer?
<QwertyPie> No me gusta el banhammer...Comment: paradox.esper.net #FFH
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#300182* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<piko1> Petko = Friday WTF
<piko1> MM ye
<piko1> i think
<piko1> error : think
<piko1> my name on English is Friday :)
<Migs> I love how all your sentences make perfect sense, piko1 |
#300187* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cryomancer> having an SA account lets me read important things like this
<Cryomancer> I once saw this video where there's a fat chick in a kiddie pool and a guy dressed as santa comes up and goes "are you ready? are you ready? I wanna know if you're ready because I'm gonna start SPRAYING YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and just then he starts peeing on her. With every spurt of pee he lets out another AUGHHHH in a throaty kermit voice. I forget how it ends, but I would like to see this video again. |
#300234* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Timaeus2> I think you are very hard on yourself.
<fluoxetine> I think you are hard on yourself because no woman would ever touch you.Comment: #casualchat undernet
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#300237* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Primedeath> I always tried to breath in my mouth and out my anus to save time.
<Primedeath> It never worked. =[
<Primedeath> It made it difficult to talk though.Comment: irc.rizon.net #DSOrganize
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#300276* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<willfisher>I was in the Bee Gees once
<willfisher>I was the black one. |
#300303* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Arakiel: legos rock band...
Arakiel: what will they not go after?
Stygian: nothing is sacred
Arakiel: obviously
Arakiel: but it has to be asked then
Arakiel: where are the michael jackson lego kits
Stygian: no no no no no no
Arakiel: theres a whole adventure to be had at neverland ranch
Arakiel: they could have the lil 6 dollar boxes of "jesus juice" adventure
Arakiel: its marketing gold
Stygian: lol |
#300306* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ENKI-][> robots can't really have sex anyway
<ENKI-][> so, no loss
<Moon_Doggy> are you sure enki-][
<Moon_Doggy> 2 bots come to gether to program another bot
<ENKI-][> Moon_Doggy: no. i figure that one day, toobparts, Miyu, Little_Death, and ljrbot will manage to figure out how to have an orgy
<ENKI-][> and they will have two beautiful children: Nathaniel and SuperFly
<ENKI-][> and the world will be their burrito
<Moon_Doggy> lmaoComment: #anime
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#300308* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
A: hell no! IM A FUCKING ANT-EATER
B: im and eater eater
B: i eat things that eat things
B: seeing as your an ant eater i should probz eat you
A: not if i eat you first
B: EAT WAR!!Comment: EAT WAR!!!!!!!
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#300364* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
keyboard 11/1 (Sun - 5:57): ... there are dangerous fireworks for sale... ?
kreatur 11/1 (Sun - 6:01): it's haloween
Ash 11/1 (Sun - 6:12): yesterday was ... not today >.<
Drazhar 11/1 (Sun - 9:29): Remember remember the fifth of November.
Rongri 11/1 (Sun - 9:51): The gunpowder treason and plot
Censura 11/1 (Sun - 10:56): I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason...
bena 11/1 (Sun - 11:39): should ever be forgot
zellie3d 11/1 (Sun - 13:23): Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent |
#300366* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Lokahs: i wonder if chuck norris' pocket knife flips open to reveal another fist |
#300368* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<detcader> CommandServ and NickServ are actually people, they just exist on most IRC networks and are given administrative powers in some sort of inexplicable series of coincidences, and are able to respond to messages at lightning fast speeds |
#300378* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IRCsloth> you know chuck norris isn't using firefox with 50 plugins. He just takes the ethernet cable, jams it in his beard and runs a global botnet by moving his chin |
#300406* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
xinexine77: the contacts add so much to the look. You look more dead than ever. |
#300407* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
test123 |
#300426* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bod> tag: don't need luck.... got any rohipnol?
<tag> Bod, who needs roofies when you have a knife? |
#300432* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* @Kasran np: Souleye - Nomajej [02:01m/161kbps/44kHz]
* @Clover np: Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven [08:03m/112kbps/44kHz]
<@Clover> Haven't heard this song in months, actually.
<@Busy_Monkey> Whee nomajej
<@Kasran> xD
<@Clover> ...
<@Clover> I don't even know you |
#300433* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jiffe> hmm, just had ocfs2 cause a kernel panic
<sthon> awww, is it your first?Comment: #linux-cluster
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#300443* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
i just realized that the secret to taylor swifts humor and singing talent is through having two vaginas. |
#300451* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(&ALL) <--
(@HAIL) <--
(@BRITANNIA) <-- |
#300482* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<lawl> Great scene! Big cocks used to turn me off, but after exercising my penis almost daily for close to 4 months, it's hardly a problem anymore. I'd strongly suggest anyone with similar problems to take a look at this guide:
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#300492* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FuzzyPlushroom> Paninis.
<FuzzyPlushroom> PANINIS.
<FuzzyPlushroom> NOT FUCKING PANINI'S
<FuzzyPlushroom> GOD DAMN IT I HAVE BEEN YELLING THAT FOR YEARS
<FuzzyPlushroom> I know "Paninis" looks like an AAVE-sourced term for one's hamshaft, but really |
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