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<cpux> Nothing like watching a man give himself a bird dung enema.
<cpux> "I guess all you do is lie back.....AND THINK OF ENGLAND!!!"
<CidGregor> I want to punch this corrupt bear person
<cpux> He's the result of Cold War era experiments on British orphans to create a race of super soldiers, half man, half bear.
<cpux> Failures were ground up into meat, served and eaten before pudding.
<cpux> In 1995, the Clinton administration in the US attempted to recreate these experiments, but went horribly wrong when the scientists spliced in pig DNA.
<cpux> Many were slaughtered. Al Gore has taken personal responsibility for the massacre and has dedicated his life to hunting down and destroying the manbearpig he created.
<CidGregor> ...........
<CidGregor> I just.....don't even want to know.
Comment: While watching "Man vs. Wild"
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