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#297969* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<clayasaurus> I once knew a man who had a tan and then he ran to his van to met his friend dan
<mrmonday> who was holding a frying pan!
<clayasaurus> while surfing his WAN
<Ralith> in front of a fan
<mrmonday> I bet he can |
#299002 (3/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Riomerc: The only problem with it is that it's an eco-smart community
Riomerc: And anything with the words "Ecological", "Green" or "Environmentalist" and any combination and permutation therein, plus the word "Smart" "Intelligent" or "Friendly" and any comination or permutation therein makes me want to extract my eyes from their orbits with a rusted spork, rape them, and then stick my dick in an oven and slam the door on it until it either burns to a crisp, gets so much damage that it falls off or I black out from pain.
PaperStrike: D:
Riomerc: And, of course, it would be a low-star-rated oven, so I could put a dent in their bullshit whilst I'm mutiliating myself. |
#299679* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Asianman> hey guys what dose it mean when u poo blood |
#299736* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Windows
Beyecixramd: Windows Live AERO
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Paint
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Player
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Movie Maker
oGGy990: Windows Live Pinball!
Beyecixramd: (that last one exists, actually)
Beyecixramd: LOL PINBALL
Beyecixramd: WINDOWS LIVE MINESWEEPER
Beyecixramd: :D
oGGy990: Windows Live Hearts
oGGy990: Windows Live Solitaire
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Explorer
oGGy990: Windows Live Search
Beyecixramd: hahahah
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Clippo
oGGy990: god...we better stop now xD
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Start Orb
Beyecixramd: yes xDComment: #gfire on irc.freenode.com
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#299749* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(+vlkn) i want give free bncs
(+vlkn) for our community users
(+vlkn) and if you have a services about this
(+vlkn) OyunTECH|GeeK search same provider too
(+vlkn) you can sell him too
(+shroud) we don't sell bncs, and this really isn't a marketplace either
(+shroud) so please take your business elsewhere
(+vlkn) o rly ?
(+vlkn) like where ?
(+shroud) any place but this
(+vlkn) you dont have any job without this ?
(+shroud) what? try that in english..
(+vlkn) maybe you can start get some money
(+vlkn) i dont care talkn in english
(+vlkn) you can talk in my language so its turkish
(+shroud) this channel is english only
(+vlkn) so stop talkn about stupid things and help me
(+vlkn) or shut up
(+Kunsi) its his channel
(+Kunsi) he makes the rules
(+shroud) don't be rude
(+vlkn) i dont care
(+vlkn) so write in rules about this or hit it ...
(+shroud) i would suggest you adjust your tone or leave right now
• Nick: freakinshorty is now known as Freakinshorty
(+vlkn) its a nice approach
(+vlkn) but i need help
(+shroud) you won't get any help here by insulting us
(+shroud) now move along
(+vlkn) hmm
(+vlkn) ok
(+vlkn) sorry about this
•• Kick: vlkn was kicked by shroudBNC (You were asked to leave.)Comment: #sbnc @ quakenet
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#299758* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Ian] I WANNA MAKE SOME BABIESS I WANNA GET IT UP
[Ian] i wanna make ya horny
[Ian] but i cant get it upComment: lol @ Ian you failure.
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#299817* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Irreducibilis> POT
<Irreducibilis> .......
<Irreducibilis> how the fuck...
<Irreducibilis> *LOL |
#299818* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aerv> Okay
<Aerv> So I'm reading the list of capital federal crimes
<Aerv> and "Genocide where death results" is on there
<Aerv> Isn't that sort of redundant?
<AzurePhoenix> ...
<Aerv> Genocide is the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of an ethnic, racial, religious, or national group.
<AzurePhoenix> i know the last genocide i committed was a victim-free crime
<AzurePhoenix> cuz jews arent people |
#299842* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Zasp> cubision stop clownin' like me and you the same / yo analyst ass won't ever reach my fame / you're like cpanel and i'm like hsphere / you're always at work, your girl is cryin' and i am near / spreadin' her legs like mv pants off / got so much money in this rap game feelin' like my last name is Madoff / while i'm running this cluster, yo ass be segfaultin' like you a little buster / i run efficiently / you need all the cpu you can muster |
#299843* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Orochi> being paranoid about trolls and scriptkiddies on the internet is like being afraid of oxygen, you're just wasting your energyComment: The sagely Orochi on the topic of the endless number of idiots trolling #twokinds on nightstar.
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#299855* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Adorable> In Mother Russian, Steve Erwin killed stingray |
#299858* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-!- marlboro [n=marlboro@host93-71-dynamic.3-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it] has joined #ogo
< marlboro> help
< marlboro> ?
< marlboro> list
-!- marlboro [n=marlboro@host93-71-dynamic.3-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it] has left #ogo [] |
#299868* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Omnifox> so...
<Omnifox> WolfGirl is going to follow me forever
<Omnifox> awesome
<%Kazeodori> O.o
<Omnifox> STAY AWAY FROM PHC
<Omnifox> YOU GET STALKED
<Omnifox> AND LABELED
<Omnifox> AND SHAMED
<Omnifox> all because you wanted the mark of 11
<%Kazeodori> o.O
<Omnifox> which is now found in arena -_-
* %Kazeodori has it, from the arena... |
#299936* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Justin> I haz a fudge
<Jake> Candy I have some?
<Justin> No.
<Jake> fuck. |
#299952* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get... Well except maybe diabetes. - B.J |
#299954* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Psi: It's better then you saying you like having sex with dogs.
Kalun: Not really, no.
Kalun: Having sex with dogs still means your straight. |
#299966* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
• teatime kicks himself in the back of his head so that his face smashes onto the keyboard.
(teatime) loornyeshvuæ 34
(weatherkid) That's going into QDB ;) |
#299969* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ickle_ste> i like watching porn and giving in my real D.O.B being 19 rocks |
#300001* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gary> YEYYEYEYE <- 300001th one
<yomski> gtfo |
#300019* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Avatar_Of_Anu> sup dawgs
<Drazhar> I'm really happy for you
<Drazhar> I'mma let you finish
<Drazhar> but mrxtothaz had the best sup dawg of all time
<Fax> YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE MEMES SO I PUT A MEME IN YOUR MEME SO YOU CAN MEME WHIEL U MEME
<Drazhar> YO FAX
<Drazhar> IM REALLY HAPPY
<Drazhar> AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH
<Drazhar> BUT RICK ASTLEY HAD THE BEST VIRAL MEME OF ALL TIME
<Drazhar> OF ALL TIME!Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#300026* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(13:16:16) —› nick: (dragonrider) is now known as (DragOnMyCock)
(13:16:24) (DragPreOp) nice
(13:16:25) (ze|ia) lol
(13:16:40) —› nick: (DragOnMyCock) is now known as (agaCock)
(13:17:02) (DragonLady) good one bunny right in front of a mother of an aspie boy in #wp that is looking for help.
(13:17:14) (agaCock) oh
(13:17:19) —› nick: (agaCock) is now known as (Anon001)
(13:17:20) —› nick: (DragPreOp) is now known as (dickyrabbit)
(13:17:34) • DragonLady facepalms and goes to read a book.
(13:18:00) —› nick: (dickyrabbit) is now known as (DragnGrumpy)
(13:18:08) (weatherkid) Anon001, smile, your on QDB! |
#300064* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Rifter] Wassamatter, Garurumon?
[Garurumon] tired
[Rifter] Ah. And here I thought you had a monkey on your back.
[Rifter] *Ba-dum-ksh*
• Feri facepaws.
• Garurumon facepaws
• Evan facepalms
• Rifter looks disgustingly proud of himself. |
#300070* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[carbine] The order was a bit off, but still classy.
[elita] neone care to spare 400 dlls? |
#300075* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Awesomesauce> whut
<geek> wut*
<Awesomesauce> in the butt?
<Lemonzest> Awesomesauce: PENUS!!!! |
#300107* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<serenity> your stupid just stfu
<marko> you're*
<serenity> stil STFU
<marko> still*Comment: irc.smashthestack.org #social
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